LEMON PICKER



The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too
qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: "Have you had any
actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!

"I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Toyotas, and I voted for Obama."

On May 20, 12:41*am, Eregon wrote:
LEMON PICKER

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too
qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: "Have you had any
actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!

"I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Toyotas, and I voted for Obama."

-groan-


Dave

Eregon wrote:

LEMON PICKER



The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too
qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: "Have you had any
actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!

"I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Toyotas, and I voted for Obama."


She was doing fine, but the last one makes her over qualified.


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