On Sun, 25 Apr 2010 06:31:53 -0700 (PDT), The PHANTOM
wrote:

On Apr 25, 7:40*am, Cliff
wrote:
On 25 Apr 2010 06:26:02 -0500, "Fred B. Brown" wrote:





"Cliff" wrote in message
.. .
*http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...dline=s2i73806
*"Sarah Palin Reports 'Peepin' Ivans' Ogling Her."
[
Sarah Palin, potential candidate for the Presidency in 2012, has put in a
complaint with the Alaskan State Troopers complaining of Russians peeping
in her
windows at night. As she once claimed that she "could see Russia from her
window"; apparently they can see her as well. Perhaps more of her than she
would
care for.

"Ah, this here's 'Peeping Ivan's' lookin' in mah windows at night!" stated
the
former Governor of Alaska in an interview at WASP News Radio in Wasilla,
Alaska.
"Golly, I don't know what they're up to! Are they tryin' to get some vital
National Security secrets from me or just tryin' to see if its only the
grizzlies that have brown fur? Either way, it gives me the creeps.

Them Ruskies probably wanted to get a look at a REAL woman, those fat,
wrinkled old Babushkas Russian men are stuck with, it's no wonder they
drink themselves to death.

* Have you noticed Palin's hooked nose?
* Probably a bit past due for more plastic work.
--
Cliff

Perhaps she could get the name of a good plastic surgeon from Nancy
Pelosi.


Nah, she wouldn't want Pelosi's plastic surgeon. Have you seen a
close up of that woman(?) lately? It's enough to scare Freddy from
"Mightmare on Elm Street"!

Jim