Minority firemen mounting counteroffensive
 

Minority firemen and minorities who wanna be firemen are mounting a
counteroffensive to the recent ruling. They are going to have a chimpanzee
take the test, and if it is not selected for fireman, captain, or another
position of authority within the department, lawsuits will be filed saying
that chimpanzees, like humans, might not be smart enough to pass the entry
and advancement tests, but there's no politically correct reason that they
shouldn't be allowed to be firemen. Or that stupid humans who can't pass
the test should be barred from service no matter their ethnicity. Or that
people too stupid to pass the test shouldn't be placed in positions where
the lives and safety of others depend on them.

Steve