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[email protected] December 27th 08 05:09 AM

Happiness
 
Happiness is a sign of Healthy life. If you wants happiness then visit
http://www.brainwavevibration.com so you can visit http://www.brainwavevibration.com

Gunner Asch[_4_] December 27th 08 11:08 AM

Happiness
 
On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:09:53 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

Happiness is a sign of Healthy life. If you wants happiness then visit
http://www.brainwavevibration.com so you can visit http://www.brainwavevibration.com


Happiness?

Happiness is to crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. and
to hear the lamentation of their women.



Gunner

"[L]iberals are afraid to state what they truly believe in, for to do so would result in even less votes than they currently receive. Their
methodology is to lie about their real agenda in the hopes of regaining power, at which point they will do whatever they damn well please.
The problem is they have concealed and obfuscated for so long that, as a group, they themselves are no longer sure of their goals.
They are a collection of wild-eyed splinter groups, all holding a grab-bag of dreams and wishes. Some want a Socialist, secular-humanist state,
others the repeal of the Second Amendment. Some want same sex/different species marriage, others want voting rights for trees, fish,
coal and bugs. Some want cradle to grave care and complete subservience to the government nanny state,
others want a culture that walks in lockstep and speaks only with intonations of political correctness.
I view the American liberals in much the same way I view the competing factions of Islamic
fundamentalists. The latter hate each other to the core, and only join
forces to attack the US or Israel. The former hate themselves to the core,
and only join forces to attack George Bush and conservatives." --Ron Marr

David R.Birch December 27th 08 12:28 PM

Happiness
 
Gunner Asch wrote:
On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:09:53 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

Happiness is a sign of Healthy life. If you wants happiness then visit
http://www.brainwavevibration.com so you can visit http://www.brainwavevibration.com


Happiness?

Happiness is to crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. and
to hear the lamentation of their women.


"Conan! What is best in life?" "To crush your enemies -- See them
driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"

Adapted by John Milius from Harold Lamb, "GENGHIS KHAN: THE EMPEROR OF
ALL MEN".

David

Richard[_9_] December 27th 08 01:44 PM

Happiness
 
David R.Birch wrote:
Gunner Asch wrote:

On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:09:53 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

Happiness is a sign of Healthy life. If you wants happiness then visit
http://www.brainwavevibration.com so you can visit
http://www.brainwavevibration.com




Happiness?
Happiness is to crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. and
to hear the lamentation of their women.



"Conan! What is best in life?" "To crush your enemies -- See them driven
before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"

Adapted by John Milius from Harold Lamb, "GENGHIS KHAN: THE EMPEROR OF
ALL MEN".

David


All Hale Harold!

One of the CaveLamb's prehistoric predecessors...

Genghis Lamb.

Ya done good, Harry...

Errol Groff December 27th 08 04:30 PM

Happiness
 
On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:08:46 -0800, Gunner Asch
wrote:

On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:09:53 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

Happiness is a sign of Healthy life. If you wants happiness then visit
http://www.brainwavevibration.com so you can visit http://www.brainwavevibration.com


Happiness?

Happiness is to crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. and
to hear the lamentation of their women.



Gunner


And here I always thought that happiness was a wram puppy.

Errol

Richard[_9_] December 27th 08 04:36 PM

Happiness
 
Errol Groff wrote:
On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:08:46 -0800, Gunner Asch
wrote:


On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:09:53 -0800 (PST),
wrote:


Happiness is a sign of Healthy life. If you wants happiness then visit
http://www.brainwavevibration.com so you can visit http://www.brainwavevibration.com


Happiness?

Happiness is to crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. and
to hear the lamentation of their women.



Gunner



And here I always thought that happiness was a wram puppy.

Errol



You must have been an Elvis man, Errol.

According to the Beatles, "Happiness is a Warm Gun"...


Terry Coombs December 27th 08 07:36 PM

Happiness
 
Richard wrote:
Errol Groff wrote:
On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:08:46 -0800, Gunner Asch
wrote:


On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:09:53 -0800 (PST),
wrote:


Happiness is a sign of Healthy life. If you wants happiness then
visit
http://www.brainwavevibration.com so you can visit
http://www.brainwavevibration.com


Happiness?

Happiness is to crush your enemies. To see them driven before you.
and to hear the lamentation of their women.



Gunner



And here I always thought that happiness was a wram puppy.

Errol



You must have been an Elvis man, Errol.

According to the Beatles, "Happiness is a Warm Gun"...


They're wrong too . Happiness is a warm pussy .
--
Snag
every answer
leads to another
question



Gunner Asch[_4_] December 27th 08 09:12 PM

Happiness
 
On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 11:30:09 -0500, Errol Groff
wrote:

On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:08:46 -0800, Gunner Asch
wrote:

On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:09:53 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

Happiness is a sign of Healthy life. If you wants happiness then visit
http://www.brainwavevibration.com so you can visit http://www.brainwavevibration.com


Happiness?

Happiness is to crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. and
to hear the lamentation of their women.



Gunner


And here I always thought that happiness was a wram puppy.

Errol



Nope..thats love.

what breed is that? Ive heard of corgi and so forth but...wram?
G


Gunner

"[L]iberals are afraid to state what they truly believe in, for to do so would result in even less votes than they currently receive. Their
methodology is to lie about their real agenda in the hopes of regaining power, at which point they will do whatever they damn well please.
The problem is they have concealed and obfuscated for so long that, as a group, they themselves are no longer sure of their goals.
They are a collection of wild-eyed splinter groups, all holding a grab-bag of dreams and wishes. Some want a Socialist, secular-humanist state,
others the repeal of the Second Amendment. Some want same sex/different species marriage, others want voting rights for trees, fish,
coal and bugs. Some want cradle to grave care and complete subservience to the government nanny state,
others want a culture that walks in lockstep and speaks only with intonations of political correctness.
I view the American liberals in much the same way I view the competing factions of Islamic
fundamentalists. The latter hate each other to the core, and only join
forces to attack the US or Israel. The former hate themselves to the core,
and only join forces to attack George Bush and conservatives." --Ron Marr

Errol Groff December 27th 08 11:33 PM

Happiness
 



Nope..thats love.

what breed is that? Ive heard of corgi and so forth but...wram?
G


Gunner


Typing dyslexia.

Errol

Gunner Asch[_4_] December 28th 08 12:29 AM

Happiness
 
On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:33:09 -0500, Errol Groff
wrote:




Nope..thats love.

what breed is that? Ive heard of corgi and so forth but...wram?
G


Gunner


Typing dyslexia.

Errol



They are from the Balkans?


G

Gunner

"[L]iberals are afraid to state what they truly believe in, for to do so would result in even less votes than they currently receive. Their
methodology is to lie about their real agenda in the hopes of regaining power, at which point they will do whatever they damn well please.
The problem is they have concealed and obfuscated for so long that, as a group, they themselves are no longer sure of their goals.
They are a collection of wild-eyed splinter groups, all holding a grab-bag of dreams and wishes. Some want a Socialist, secular-humanist state,
others the repeal of the Second Amendment. Some want same sex/different species marriage, others want voting rights for trees, fish,
coal and bugs. Some want cradle to grave care and complete subservience to the government nanny state,
others want a culture that walks in lockstep and speaks only with intonations of political correctness.
I view the American liberals in much the same way I view the competing factions of Islamic
fundamentalists. The latter hate each other to the core, and only join
forces to attack the US or Israel. The former hate themselves to the core,
and only join forces to attack George Bush and conservatives." --Ron Marr

David Billington December 28th 08 04:14 PM

Happiness
 
Terry Coombs wrote:
Richard wrote:

Errol Groff wrote:

On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:08:46 -0800, Gunner Asch
wrote:



On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:09:53 -0800 (PST),
wrote:



Happiness is a sign of Healthy life. If you wants happiness then
visit
http://www.brainwavevibration.com so you can visit
http://www.brainwavevibration.com

Happiness?

Happiness is to crush your enemies. To see them driven before you.
and to hear the lamentation of their women.



Gunner

And here I always thought that happiness was a wram puppy.

Errol

You must have been an Elvis man, Errol.

According to the Beatles, "Happiness is a Warm Gun"...


They're wrong too . Happiness is a warm pussy .

Great just reminded me of this http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bJYRJhopcy4
, wonderful what you can find with google these days

Errol Groff December 28th 08 05:13 PM

Happiness
 

When my daughter arrived home from six months at Oxford University she
brought with her a T shirt that showed a man poling a small boat on a
lake or river. The caption was "Happiness if a warm punt". My wife
forbade her to leave the house wearing it!

Also in her luggage was a T shirt from a condom company with the
slogan "If you've got a stiffie, wear a Jiffie" That one never left
the house either.

Happy New Year to all!

Errol Groff

Instructor, Machine Tool Department
H.H. Ellis Technical High School
Danielson, CT

http://neme-s.org/


Terry Coombs December 28th 08 05:33 PM

Happiness
 
David Billington wrote:
Terry Coombs wrote:
Richard wrote:

Errol Groff wrote:

On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:08:46 -0800, Gunner Asch
wrote:



On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:09:53 -0800 (PST),
wrote:



Happiness is a sign of Healthy life. If you wants happiness then
visit
http://www.brainwavevibration.com so you can visit
http://www.brainwavevibration.com

Happiness?

Happiness is to crush your enemies. To see them driven before
you. and to hear the lamentation of their women.



Gunner

And here I always thought that happiness was a wram puppy.

Errol

You must have been an Elvis man, Errol.

According to the Beatles, "Happiness is a Warm Gun"...


They're wrong too . Happiness is a warm pussy .

Great just reminded me of this
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bJYRJhopcy4 , wonderful what you can
find with google these days


That's just so wrong , and on so many levels ...I love it .
--
Snag
every answer
leads to another
question



Larry Jaques December 28th 08 08:25 PM

Happiness
 
On Sun, 28 Dec 2008 12:13:52 -0500, the infamous Errol Groff
scrawled the following:


When my daughter arrived home from six months at Oxford University she
brought with her a T shirt that showed a man poling a small boat on a
lake or river. The caption was "Happiness if a warm punt". My wife
forbade her to leave the house wearing it!

Also in her luggage was a T shirt from a condom company with the
slogan "If you've got a stiffie, wear a Jiffie" That one never left
the house either.


Q: What did your daughter learn from your wife's attitude?
A: To wear the shirt -into- the house from wherever she's been. ;)


Fave shirts I've seen modeled on luscious women:

"I have the pussy so I make the rules."

"Admit it: You'd go to jail for this."

"This shirt would look good on your bedroom floor."

"You've been a naughty boy. Go to my room."

"Never a Silent Night"

"If you're not into oral sex, keep your mouth shut"


+
Seen on panties, in very small print:

"If you can read this, it's your lucky day!"


+
Two of my fave shirts I've worn we

"NO Condo
NO MBA
NO BMW"

and

"Give me the luxuries of life.
I can live without the essentials"

---

Q: What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?
A: A circus is an array of cunning stunts.


Nappy Hoo Year, guys 'n girls.

--
We should take care not to make the intellect our god;
it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
-- Albert Einstein

pyotr filipivich December 28th 08 10:57 PM

Happiness
 
I skipped the meeting, but the Memos showed that Gunner Asch
wrote on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 13:12:58 -0800
in rec.crafts.metalworking :
On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 11:30:09 -0500, Errol Groff
wrote:

On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:08:46 -0800, Gunner Asch
wrote:

On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:09:53 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

Happiness is a sign of Healthy life. If you wants happiness then visit
http://www.brainwavevibration.com so you can visit http://www.brainwavevibration.com


Happiness?

Happiness is to crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. and
to hear the lamentation of their women.



Gunner


And here I always thought that happiness was a wram puppy.

Errol



Nope..thats love.

what breed is that? Ive heard of corgi and so forth but...wram?


I was wondering if he meant a kind of computer memory module. One
of them newfangled "worrisome random access memory puppy."
--
pyotr filipivich
We will drink no whiskey before its nine.
It's eight fifty eight. Close enough!

pyotr filipivich December 28th 08 10:57 PM

Happiness
 
I skipped the meeting, but the Memos showed that Errol Groff
wrote on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:33:09 -0500 in
rec.crafts.metalworking :



Nope..thats love.

what breed is that? Ive heard of corgi and so forth but...wram?
G


Gunner


Typing dyslexia.


Ho. KO then.


pyotr
--
pyotr filipivich
We will drink no whiskey before its nine.
It's eight fifty eight. Close enough!


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