uses for a hammer
 

I found a hammer. It is metal and has a wood handle. I like tools made of
metal and wood.

What can I do with a hammer?

uses for a hammer
 

If it will fit in your ass... you could put it there.

"Cydrome Leader" wrote in message
...

I found a hammer. It is metal and has a wood handle. I like tools made of
metal and wood.

What can I do with a hammer?

uses for a hammer
 

On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 16:18:34 +0000 (UTC), Cydrome Leader
wrote:


I found a hammer. It is metal and has a wood handle. I like tools made of
metal and wood.

What can I do with a hammer?

Paint it, of course!

uses for a hammer
 

David Courtney wrote:
If it will fit in your ass... you could put it there.

perhaps I will try that. It is a very nice hammer. Maybe I should paint
it. How do I paint?


"Cydrome Leader" wrote in message
...

I found a hammer. It is metal and has a wood handle. I like tools made of
metal and wood.

What can I do with a hammer?

uses for a hammer
 

Don Foreman wrote:
On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 16:18:34 +0000 (UTC), Cydrome Leader
wrote:


I found a hammer. It is metal and has a wood handle. I like tools made of
metal and wood.

What can I do with a hammer?

Paint it, of course!

ha, you actually beat my on that by a minute.

uses for a hammer
 

Ask Iggy. He will know.
"Cydrome Leader" wrote in message
...

I found a hammer. It is metal and has a wood handle. I like tools made of
metal and wood.

What can I do with a hammer?

uses for a hammer
 

LOL LOL LOL.
(sorry iggy, i know he's busting your balls but the post and replies made me
laugh.)

b.w.

(i actually learned a couple things on the "arbor press" thread)


"Cydrome Leader" wrote in message
...

I found a hammer. It is metal and has a wood handle. I like tools made of
metal and wood.

What can I do with a hammer?

uses for a hammer
 

On 2008-03-06, William Wixon wrote:
LOL LOL LOL.
(sorry iggy, i know he's busting your balls but the post and replies made me
laugh.)

No problemo...

i
b.w.

(i actually learned a couple things on the "arbor press" thread)


"Cydrome Leader" wrote in message
...

I found a hammer. It is metal and has a wood handle. I like tools made of
metal and wood.

What can I do with a hammer?

uses for a hammer
 

"Cydrome Leader" wrote in message
...

I found a hammer. It is metal and has a wood handle. I like tools made of
metal and wood.

What can I do with a hammer?


Maybe you could use it to tap some sense i nto Millwright Rons foolish head.

uses for a hammer
 

NewsGroups spar@plaus wrote:

"Cydrome Leader" wrote in message
...

I found a hammer. It is metal and has a wood handle. I like tools made of
metal and wood.

What can I do with a hammer?


Maybe you could use it to tap some sense i nto Millwright Rons foolish head.

I can hit stuff with a hammer (if I swing it by the handle). This sounds
like a good idea, and I was going to do this anyways.

uses for a hammer
 

"Cydrome Leader" wrote in message
...

I found a hammer. It is metal and has a wood handle. I like tools made of
metal and wood.

What can I do with a hammer?



You could smash your testicles with it and improve the gene pool.

You could smash your keyboard with it and improve usenet.

-Carl

uses for a hammer
 

"Cydrome Leader" wrote in message
...

I found a hammer. It is metal and has a wood handle. I like tools made of
metal and wood.

What can I do with a hammer?



They are great for removing fingernails.

Steve

uses for a hammer
 

David Courtney wrote:
If it will fit in your ass... you could put it there.

He'll probably have to take his head out from there first. G

Jeff

--
Jeffry Wisnia
(W1BSV + Brass Rat '57 EE)
The speed of light is 1.8*10^12 furlongs per fortnight.



"Cydrome Leader" wrote in message
...

I found a hammer. It is metal and has a wood handle. I like tools made of
metal and wood.

What can I do with a hammer?

uses for a hammer
 

Cydrome Leader wrote:

What can I do with a hammer?

Kill people.
Shape metal.
Drive items into other items.
Adjust things.
Perform strange sex acts.
Cut rock with use of a star drill.
Carry it around and look like you are working. (Maintenance equivalent of
carrying a clib board)
Collect them.

Wes

uses for a hammer
 

SteveB wrote:


"Cydrome Leader" wrote in message
...

I found a hammer. It is metal and has a wood handle. I like tools made of
metal and wood.

What can I do with a hammer?



They are great for removing fingernails.


An angle grinder does a better job. :)


--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

uses for a hammer
 

Wes wrote:
Cydrome Leader wrote:

What can I do with a hammer?

Kill people.
Shape metal.
Drive items into other items.
Adjust things.
Perform strange sex acts.
Cut rock with use of a star drill.

tell a story of a star drill.


Carry it around and look like you are working. (Maintenance equivalent of

Ha. I like this one.