DIYbanter - Christmas

On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:29:23 GMT, "E. Walter Le Roy"
wrote:

I don't give a hoot whether it's politically correct or not------I wish you
all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Walt

Salutations Walt,

Greetings Person of Acquaintance,

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
stress, non- addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all.

And further, we wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling,
and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped
make
our country great, (not to imply that Canada is necessarily greater
than
any other country or is the only one in the western hemisphere),
and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms as the
wishee. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
to perform for the wishee as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish to only
the original wishee at the sole discretion of the wisher.)