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A brand-new A340 doing full-throttle tests
slipped it's brakes and/or jumped it's chocks, climbed a blast shield, dropped and broke the cockpit off. http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1293784/M/ http://www.avweb.com/newspics/airbus...t_02_large.jpg A couple people hurt, probably at least a couple people looking for new jobs. |
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Apparently not the first time, happened in Vancouver once.
Apparently with flaps up, the computer thought that with full forward thrust, it was insane to have brakes applied - perhaps a condtition brought about by some breaker that had to be turned off just to carry out the thrust test..... Jim Stewart wrote: A brand-new A340 doing full-throttle tests slipped it's brakes and/or jumped it's chocks, climbed a blast shield, dropped and broke the cockpit off. http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1293784/M/ http://www.avweb.com/newspics/airbus...t_02_large.jpg A couple people hurt, probably at least a couple people looking for new jobs. |
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Damn - two pages stuck together and a series of check list items
were missing. :-) Martin Martin H. Eastburn @ home at Lions' Lair with our computer lionslair at consolidated dot net TSRA, Life; NRA LOH & Patron Member, Golden Eagle, Patriot's Medal. NRA Second Amendment Task Force Charter Founder IHMSA and NRA Metallic Silhouette maker & member. http://lufkinced.com/ Mark F wrote: Apparently not the first time, happened in Vancouver once. Apparently with flaps up, the computer thought that with full forward thrust, it was insane to have brakes applied - perhaps a condtition brought about by some breaker that had to be turned off just to carry out the thrust test..... Jim Stewart wrote: A brand-new A340 doing full-throttle tests slipped it's brakes and/or jumped it's chocks, climbed a blast shield, dropped and broke the cockpit off. http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1293784/M/ http://www.avweb.com/newspics/airbus...t_02_large.jpg A couple people hurt, probably at least a couple people looking for new jobs. |
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Jim Stewart wrote:
A brand-new A340 doing full-throttle tests slipped it's brakes and/or jumped it's chocks, climbed a blast shield, dropped and broke the cockpit off. http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1293784/M/ http://www.avweb.com/newspics/airbus...t_02_large.jpg A couple people hurt, probably at least a couple people looking for new jobs. probably not. they don't have jobs in europe. |
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RCM only
On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:50:32 +1100, with neither quill nor qualm, Sylvia Else quickly quoth: Stealth Pilot wrote: On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:06 -0800, Jim Stewart wrote: A brand-new A340 doing full-throttle tests slipped it's brakes and/or jumped it's chocks, climbed a blast shield, dropped and broke the cockpit off. http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1293784/M/ http://www.avweb.com/newspics/airbus...t_02_large.jpg A couple people hurt, probably at least a couple people looking for new jobs. doesnt it worry anyone that the fuselage disintegrated as much as it did? Stealth Pilot Well, do we know how fast it was going at impact, and whether the engines were still at full power at that point? It was hardly designed for nose impacts with solid and immovable objects. I think that incident would have made a mess of any airliner. It looks to have hit the barrier head on, jumped up, and dropped its head over the sharp point. I think any airframe would have been battered by that maneuver. You'd think they'd tie the rear landing gear to prevent such incidents, wouldn't you? Well, I'll bet they do so from now on. -- "Given the low level of competence among politicians, every American should become a Libertarian." -- Charley Reese, Alameda Times-Star (California), June 17, 2003 |
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Doug Miller wrote:
GB wrote: .... I can't for the life of me figure out how he derived that from the information provided to date. And I can't for the life of me figure out how *you* derived that from the original post (quoted in its entirety above). What on earth are you talking about? He's poking fun at the OP's laziness in saying "A couple people ...". "a couple" is 2 people romantically involved. "a couple *of* people" is multiple people. I know, picky, picky, and also a stretch, but this is Usenet. Bob |
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On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:06 -0800, Jim Stewart
wrote: A brand-new A340 doing full-throttle tests slipped it's brakes and/or jumped it's chocks, climbed a blast shield, dropped and broke the cockpit off. http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1293784/M/ http://www.avweb.com/newspics/airbus...t_02_large.jpg A couple people hurt, probably at least a couple people looking for new jobs. Some duct tape, a little Bondo...pop rivets....no problem G Gunner |
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Gunner wrote:
On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:06 -0800, Jim Stewart wrote: A brand-new A340 doing full-throttle tests slipped it's brakes and/or jumped it's chocks, climbed a blast shield, dropped and broke the cockpit off. http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1293784/M/ http://www.avweb.com/newspics/airbus...t_02_large.jpg A couple people hurt, probably at least a couple people looking for new jobs. Some duct tape, a little Bondo...pop rivets....no problem It'll buff right out... G Gunner |
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On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:00:39 -0800, Jim Stewart wrote:
Gunner wrote: On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:06 -0800, Jim Stewart wrote: A brand-new A340 doing full-throttle tests slipped it's brakes and/or jumped it's chocks, climbed a blast shield, dropped and broke the cockpit off. http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1293784/M/ http://www.avweb.com/newspics/airbus...t_02_large.jpg A couple people hurt, probably at least a couple people looking for new jobs. Some duct tape, a little Bondo...pop rivets....no problem Ummm, but that's how Airbus put it together in the first place, and you can see how well that assembly work held... It'll buff right out... "It's only a flesh wound... In the fleshy part of the brain..." -- Bruce -- |
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Rob. wrote:
... The jet had been scheduled for delivery to Etihad Airways on 21 November. "Hello, Etihad Airways? This is Airbus. Yeah, there's been a little problem and your delivery will be a little delayed." |
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On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:27:45 -0800, Bruce L. Bergman wrote: On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:00:39 -0800, Jim Stewart wrote: Gunner wrote: On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:06 -0800, Jim Stewart wrote: A brand-new A340 doing full-throttle tests slipped it's brakes and/or jumped it's chocks, climbed a blast shield, dropped and broke the cockpit off. http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1293784/M/ http://www.avweb.com/newspics/airbus...t_02_large.jpg A couple people hurt, probably at least a couple people looking for new jobs. Some duct tape, a little Bondo...pop rivets....no problem Ummm, but that's how Airbus put it together in the first place, and you can see how well that assembly work held... Whereas if it were Boeing the duct tap bondo and pop rivets would be rattling around in some hidden cavity in the airframe - that's what you get when you let employees round critical areas of the airframe in jeans and a t-shirt. It simply wouldn't happen at Airbus or for that matter anywhere in Europe, Japan or Australia - even if the facility was a Boeing sub-contractor. -- |
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Mike wrote:
On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:27:45 -0800, Bruce L. Bergman wrote: On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:00:39 -0800, Jim Stewart wrote: Gunner wrote: On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:06 -0800, Jim Stewart wrote: A brand-new A340 doing full-throttle tests slipped it's brakes and/or jumped it's chocks, climbed a blast shield, dropped and broke the cockpit off. http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1293784/M/ http://www.avweb.com/newspics/airbus...t_02_large.jpg A couple people hurt, probably at least a couple people looking for new jobs. Some duct tape, a little Bondo...pop rivets....no problem Ummm, but that's how Airbus put it together in the first place, and you can see how well that assembly work held... Whereas if it were Boeing the duct tap bondo and pop rivets would be rattling around in some hidden cavity in the airframe - that's what you get when you let employees round critical areas of the airframe in jeans and a t-shirt. It simply wouldn't happen at Airbus or for that matter anywhere in Europe, Japan or Australia - even if the facility was a Boeing sub-contractor. STANDARD FLAME POST version 3.432 (c) 1996-1997. Check all that apply. Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] AOL subscriber [ ] WebTV subscriber [ ] Lamer [ ] Me too-er [ ] Mr. President [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Racist [ ] Freak [X] Dummy [X] "Expert" You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You quoted an entire post in your reply [ ] You started an off-topic thread [X] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You posted a binary file to a non-binary newsgroup [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You posted a "test" message to a newsgroup other than alt.test [ ] You said "me too" to something [X] You claimed "X rules, Y sucks" but failed to support your lame statements with evidence [ ] You brag about things that never happened [ ] Your sig is obnoxiously long [ ] You posted a cyber-sex/phone-sex ad [ ] You posted a MMF (Make Money Fast) chain letter [ ] You claimed that a pyramid scheme is legal [ ] You crossposted this message to at least a ZILLION newsgroups [ ] You obviously don't know how to use your software [ ] YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE CAPS LOCK KEY [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but you are generally so worthless that you are being flamed anyway [ ] You posted racist crap disguised as information To Repent, You Must: [ ] Give up your AOL account [ ] Give up your WebTV account [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [X] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read and memorize the FAQ [X] Ask your husband/wife/life partner to slap you, REAL HARD! [ ] Ask your mommy to up your medication [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month [ ] Stop smoking whatever you were smoking In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [X] Get a clue [ ] Get a life [X] Grow up [ ] Never crosspost again [X] I pity your dog [ ] Take your stuff somewhere else [ ] Learn how to post or get off [X] This is your LAST warning! [ ] All of the above "I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!" |
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On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:48:51 -0600, cavelamb himself wrote: STANDARD FLAME POST version 3.432 (c) 1996-1997. Check all that apply. 0/10, not in the slightest bit funny particularly when my post was actually based on fact. You Americans are getting far too sensitive these days. -- |
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Mike wrote:
On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:48:51 -0600, cavelamb himself wrote: STANDARD FLAME POST version 3.432 (c) 1996-1997. Check all that apply. 0/10, not in the slightest bit funny particularly when my post was actually based on fact. You Americans are getting far too sensitive these days. Yeah, the Standard Flame Post file is getting sorta out of date. I need to update it someday. Add some pertinant zingers for trolling, and something very pithy for America bashers. Richard |
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Mike wrote:
On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:27:45 -0800, Bruce L. Bergman wrote: On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:00:39 -0800, Jim Stewart wrote: Gunner wrote: On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:06 -0800, Jim Stewart wrote: A brand-new A340 doing full-throttle tests slipped it's brakes and/or jumped it's chocks, climbed a blast shield, dropped and broke the cockpit off. http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1293784/M/ http://www.avweb.com/newspics/airbus...t_02_large.jpg A couple people hurt, probably at least a couple people looking for new jobs. Some duct tape, a little Bondo...pop rivets....no problem Ummm, but that's how Airbus put it together in the first place, and you can see how well that assembly work held... Whereas if it were Boeing the duct tap bondo and pop rivets would be rattling around in some hidden cavity in the airframe - that's what you get when you let employees round critical areas of the airframe in jeans and a t-shirt. It simply wouldn't happen at Airbus or for that That's becuase they're too busy moving partly assembled planes to various countries so everybody can pretend it's team work. matter anywhere in Europe, Japan or Australia - even if the facility was a Boeing sub-contractor. The US is still the only country capable of making a large passenger plane. The europeans can't do it because 1) working isn't acceptable there and 2) it's more important to divide up a simple task into too many small ones just so everybody can feel important. Watching the assembly of a Boeing plane on vs. anything from airbus is startling. pick any video from any website for comparison. Boeing has an "assembly line. Planes get assembled and roll out the door. Airbus, on the other hand prefers to block roads to move pieces around at night between other plants that at too small. The rest of the time is spend backing the planes up in a warehouse because they're oriented the wrong direction and/or don't fit anyways. The rest of the time involves cranes with lifting tasks for no apparent reason. It's the pinnacle of inefficiency. |
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