Ed Huntress wrote:

Reading those polls can give you a crawling feeling under your skin. All
sorts of weird things show up. For instance, a Harris poll in 2005 found
that more Democrats (37%) than Republicans (28%) believe in UFOs. But more
Republicans (31%) than Democrats (26%) believe in witches.

Yet most of the witch-hunts in recent memory have been initated by
Democrats. Maybe since they never found any "witches' they have a basis
for a low belief percentage.

"Rex" wrote in message
...
Ed Huntress wrote:

Reading those polls can give you a crawling feeling under your skin. All
sorts of weird things show up. For instance, a Harris poll in 2005 found
that more Democrats (37%) than Republicans (28%) believe in UFOs. But
more Republicans (31%) than Democrats (26%) believe in witches.

Yet most of the witch-hunts in recent memory have been initated by
Democrats. Maybe since they never found any "witches' they have a basis
for a low belief percentage.

I think it has something to do with Ann Coulter.

--
Ed Huntress

Ed Huntress wrote:
"Rex" wrote in message
...
Ed Huntress wrote:

Reading those polls can give you a crawling feeling under your skin. All
sorts of weird things show up. For instance, a Harris poll in 2005 found
that more Democrats (37%) than Republicans (28%) believe in UFOs. But
more Republicans (31%) than Democrats (26%) believe in witches.
Yet most of the witch-hunts in recent memory have been initated by
Democrats. Maybe since they never found any "witches' they have a basis
for a low belief percentage.

I think it has something to do with Ann Coulter.

Oh....could be...

"Rex" wrote in message
...
Ed Huntress wrote:

Reading those polls can give you a crawling feeling under your skin. All
sorts of weird things show up. For instance, a Harris poll in 2005 found
that more Democrats (37%) than Republicans (28%) believe in UFOs. But
more Republicans (31%) than Democrats (26%) believe in witches.

Yet most of the witch-hunts in recent memory have been initated by
Democrats.

Yeah, that's true. However, though the Repubs tend to have fewer, they also
have more massive ones (are they still looking for those witches of mass
destruction in Iraq?) LOL

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:33:41 -0600, "Adam Corolla"
wrote:


"Rex" wrote in message
...
Ed Huntress wrote:

Reading those polls can give you a crawling feeling under your skin. All
sorts of weird things show up. For instance, a Harris poll in 2005 found
that more Democrats (37%) than Republicans (28%) believe in UFOs. But
more Republicans (31%) than Democrats (26%) believe in witches.

Yet most of the witch-hunts in recent memory have been initated by
Democrats.

Yeah, that's true. However, though the Repubs tend to have fewer, they also
have more massive ones (are they still looking for those witches of mass
destruction in Iraq?) LOL


Actually..they found over 500 of them.

But then...Dem O tards tend to want to ignore those.

Gunner




"Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire.
Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us)
off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give
them self determination under "play nice" rules.

Think of it as having your older brother knock the **** out of you
for torturing the cat." Gunner

"Gunner Asch" wrote in message
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On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:33:41 -0600, "Adam Corolla"
wrote:


"Rex" wrote in message
...
Ed Huntress wrote:

Reading those polls can give you a crawling feeling under your skin.
All
sorts of weird things show up. For instance, a Harris poll in 2005
found
that more Democrats (37%) than Republicans (28%) believe in UFOs. But
more Republicans (31%) than Democrats (26%) believe in witches.

Yet most of the witch-hunts in recent memory have been initated by
Democrats.

Yeah, that's true. However, though the Repubs tend to have fewer, they
also
have more massive ones (are they still looking for those witches of mass
destruction in Iraq?) LOL


Actually..they found over 500 of them.

But then...Dem O tards tend to want to ignore those.

Gunner

Most Republicans want to ignore them, too, so they don't die of
embarrassment. The only ones who dredge that nonsense up are the True
Believer libretardians. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 23:24:08 -0500, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ed
Huntress" quickly quoth:


"Gunner Asch" wrote in message

Actually..they found over 500 of them.

But then...Dem O tards tend to want to ignore those.

Most Republicans want to ignore them, too, so they don't die of
embarrassment. The only ones who dredge that nonsense up are the True
Believer libretardians. d8-)

Hey, hey, hey. Enough of the hate speech, Mr. Republican.

--
Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization.
-- Charles Lindbergh

"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 23:24:08 -0500, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ed
Huntress" quickly quoth:


"Gunner Asch" wrote in message

Actually..they found over 500 of them.

But then...Dem O tards tend to want to ignore those.

Most Republicans want to ignore them, too, so they don't die of
embarrassment. The only ones who dredge that nonsense up are the True
Believer libretardians. d8-)

Hey, hey, hey. Enough of the hate speech, Mr. Republican.

Sorry, it comes with the party affiliation; we can't control ourselves. Dem'
feets wanna *move*. Jes' gotta dance. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:13:29 -0800, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 23:24:08 -0500, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ed
Huntress" quickly quoth:


"Gunner Asch" wrote in message

Actually..they found over 500 of them.

But then...Dem O tards tend to want to ignore those.

Most Republicans want to ignore them, too, so they don't die of
embarrassment. The only ones who dredge that nonsense up are the True
Believer libretardians. d8-)

Hey, hey, hey. Enough of the hate speech, Mr. Republican.

Ed is as Republican as Hillary Clinton

Gunner

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:24:06 -0800, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner quickly quoth:

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:13:29 -0800, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 23:24:08 -0500, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ed
Huntress" quickly quoth:


"Gunner Asch" wrote in message

Actually..they found over 500 of them.

But then...Dem O tards tend to want to ignore those.

Most Republicans want to ignore them, too, so they don't die of
embarrassment. The only ones who dredge that nonsense up are the True
Believer libretardians. d8-)

Hey, hey, hey. Enough of the hate speech, Mr. Republican.

Ed is as Republican as Hillary Clinton

If he hadn't stated that he's a registered Republican, I never would
have guessed it.

--
Don't forget the 7 P's:
Proper Prior Planning Prevents ****-Poor Performance

"Gunner" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:13:29 -0800, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 23:24:08 -0500, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ed
Huntress" quickly quoth:


"Gunner Asch" wrote in message

Actually..they found over 500 of them.

But then...Dem O tards tend to want to ignore those.

Most Republicans want to ignore them, too, so they don't die of
embarrassment. The only ones who dredge that nonsense up are the True
Believer libretardians. d8-)

Hey, hey, hey. Enough of the hate speech, Mr. Republican.

Ed is as Republican as Hillary Clinton

Gunner

Them Repo-libretardians just can't stand real Republicans. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress

Father/Daughter Talk



A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so
many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal
Democrat, and was very much in favor of "the redistribution of wealth."

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch
Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that
she had
participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that
her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what
he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher
taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs.
The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be
the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how
she was doing in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and
let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was
taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which
left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She
didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many
college friends because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?"

She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy
classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so
popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to
all the parties, and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes
because she's too hung over."

Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's
office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your
friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and
certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired
back, "That wouldn't be fair! I have worked really hard for my grades!
I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done
next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!"

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently,

"Welcome to the Republican party."