OT - Bird Flu Symptoms
 

Pay attention now, this is serious.


The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to **** on someone's windshield

OT - Bird Flu Symptoms
 

On Tue, 29 Nov 2005 22:42:21 -0600, "RAM^3"
wrote:

Pay attention now, this is serious.


The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to **** on someone's windshield

Oh dear. I must have it. I have joints that ache now and then, and
I strongly wanted to **** on the windshield of that little pinstripe
cellphone **** in the red Miata who could not ABIDE being behind my
Chevy pickup but had to dart in front of me immediately upon passing
-- on freeway with some snow on the road. I hoped for bitch in the
ditch, no such luck.

I suppose a Chevy-mounted Ma Deuce would be neither politically
correct nor Minnesota Nice, but I did contemplate design of a
gas-operated dart-shooting forward-looking tirepuncher for a few
miles....

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In article , Don Foreman says...

6. An irresistible urge to **** on someone's windshield

Oh dear. I must have it. I have joints that ache now and then, and
I strongly wanted to **** on the windshield of that little pinstripe
cellphone **** in the red Miata who could not ABIDE being behind my
Chevy pickup but had to dart in front of me immediately upon passing
-- on freeway with some snow on the road. I hoped for bitch in the
ditch, no such luck.

LOL. Around here you find those folks in the ditch every wintertime
during the first snow. They don't seem to realize that ABS and
traction control does not generate traction out of nothing.

As far as cell phones go, a guy around here is in trouble because
he kicked in the door panel of a car recently. The car in question
was being driven by a cell-phone yakking moron - around a school bus
with its stop lights flashing, loading kids.

The guy blew a gasket and kicked in Mr. Caller-Driver's car side.

The cops arrested him and he's charged with a felony.... I wish
*I* was on that jury though!

Jim


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contact your doctor.

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OT - Bird Flu Symptoms
 

On 30 Nov 2005 05:34:50 -0800, jim rozen
wrote:


As far as cell phones go, a guy around here is in trouble because
he kicked in the door panel of a car recently. The car in question
was being driven by a cell-phone yakking moron - around a school bus
with its stop lights flashing, loading kids.

The guy blew a gasket and kicked in Mr. Caller-Driver's car side.

The cops arrested him and he's charged with a felony.... I wish
*I* was on that jury though!

Jim

A felony for bashing a door panel?

OT - Bird Flu Symptoms
 

In article , Don Foreman says...

On 30 Nov 2005 05:34:50 -0800, jim rozen
wrote:


As far as cell phones go, a guy around here is in trouble because
he kicked in the door panel of a car recently. The car in question
was being driven by a cell-phone yakking moron - around a school bus
with its stop lights flashing, loading kids.

The guy blew a gasket and kicked in Mr. Caller-Driver's car side.

The cops arrested him and he's charged with a felony.... I wish
*I* was on that jury though!

Jim

A felony for bashing a door panel?

Sounds crazy, right? If I had been the cop who
showed up on the scene, I would have busted out
the driver's windows with my nightstick, given him
a ticket for passing a stopped loading schoolbus,
and made sure the guy who kicked in the door was
given a medal or some kind of civic award at the
next town hall meeting.

Jim


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The crazy - yes power crazy law makers have made as much as they can
felony grade crimes. Takes away the vote, takes away many many rights and abilities.

When I grew up - or was - A felony was a really bad sucker - bank robber - murder death kill...
Now backing into a trash can is a felony if you drive away.

Martin Eastburn
@ home at Lions' Lair with our computer lionslair at consolidated dot net
NRA LOH, NRA Life
NRA Second Amendment Task Force Charter Founder



Don Foreman wrote:
On 30 Nov 2005 05:34:50 -0800, jim rozen
wrote:


As far as cell phones go, a guy around here is in trouble because
he kicked in the door panel of a car recently. The car in question
was being driven by a cell-phone yakking moron - around a school bus
with its stop lights flashing, loading kids.

The guy blew a gasket and kicked in Mr. Caller-Driver's car side.

The cops arrested him and he's charged with a felony.... I wish
*I* was on that jury though!

Jim


A felony for bashing a door panel?




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On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 22:15:51 -0600, "Martin H. Eastburn"
wrote:

The crazy - yes power crazy law makers have made as much as they can
felony grade crimes. Takes away the vote, takes away many many rights and abilities.

When I grew up - or was - A felony was a really bad sucker - bank robber - murder death kill...
Now backing into a trash can is a felony if you drive away.

Martin Eastburn
@ home at Lions' Lair with our computer lionslair at consolidated dot net
NRA LOH, NRA Life
NRA Second Amendment Task Force Charter Founder


A couple years ago, some kids around here were arrested and charged
with a felony for throwing "Sweet Tarts" at a passing teachers car.

No damage of any kind..

its California Vehicle code 23110

23110. (a) Any person who throws any substance at a vehicle or any
occupant thereof on a highway is guilty of a misdemeanor.
(b) Any person who with intent to do great bodily injury
maliciously and willfully throws or projects any rock, brick, bottle,
metal or other missile, or projects any other substance capable of
doing serious bodily harm at such vehicle or occupant thereof is
guilty of a felony and upon conviction shall be punished by
imprisonment in the state prison.

They dropped it to misdomeaners later after the bail had been set and
the parents were out quite a few thousand dollars.

It happened in a parking lot at a school.

Btw..for no US readers..sweet tarts are small pill sized candies that
are both sweet and sour. About the size of a medium sized vitamin
tablet.

Gunner








Don Foreman wrote:
On 30 Nov 2005 05:34:50 -0800, jim rozen
wrote:


As far as cell phones go, a guy around here is in trouble because
he kicked in the door panel of a car recently. The car in question
was being driven by a cell-phone yakking moron - around a school bus
with its stop lights flashing, loading kids.

The guy blew a gasket and kicked in Mr. Caller-Driver's car side.

The cops arrested him and he's charged with a felony.... I wish
*I* was on that jury though!

Jim


A felony for bashing a door panel?




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"Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire.
Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us)
off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give
them self determination under "play nice" rules.

Think of it as having your older brother knock the **** out of you
for torturing the cat." Gunner