OT - "Bird Flu"
 

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The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of
avian flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical
treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.
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