Houston Evacuation Plan
 

City officials just announced an improved Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plan


Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio

Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette

Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas

Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC

Yankees and Democrats use 45 South to Galveston

Longhorns use 290 West to Austin

Aggies use 610 Loop