How do you use a Fallout Shelter?
 

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With all the terrorism and other threats, I am following the Dept of
Homeland Security and planning to build a fallout shelter. There is a
hug Oak tree in my yard and I plan to build it in the main fork of
that tree, about 30 feet in the air. There is one thing they do not
explain, so I am real confused about this. They are called "Fall Out
Shelters". Does that mean a person SUPPOSED to Fall Out when a bomb
explodes, or is it supposed to PREVENT a person from falling out?
I can build it either way. I guess it just depends on whether I put
the door on the roof or the floor of it.


Answered in the same mode you wrote the message.

Only an entry door is required.

You should store several rolls of duct tape in the shelter. When first
entering it during an attack secure yourself firmly to the structure with
the duct tape. The plan is to fry your ass because you have proved your
genes are not beneficial to the future of mankind.

Have fun with this!

On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 13:17:10 -0600,
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With all the terrorism and other threats, I am following the Dept of
Homeland Security and planning to build a fallout shelter. There is a
hug Oak tree in my yard and I plan to build it in the main fork of
that tree, about 30 feet in the air. There is one thing they do not
explain, so I am real confused about this. They are called "Fall Out
Shelters". Does that mean a person SUPPOSED to Fall Out when a bomb
explodes, or is it supposed to PREVENT a person from falling out?
I can build it either way. I guess it just depends on whether I put
the door on the roof or the floor of it.


Don't Feed The Trolls!

:-P

later,

tom @ www.Stuff4Free.biz

On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:13:13 -0600,
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On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 15:40:33 -0500,
wrote:

On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 13:17:10 -0600,
wrote:

With all the terrorism and other threats, I am following the Dept of
Homeland Security and planning to build a fallout shelter. There is a
hug Oak tree in my yard and I plan to build it in the main fork of
that tree, about 30 feet in the air. There is one thing they do not
explain, so I am real confused about this. They are called "Fall Out
Shelters". Does that mean a person SUPPOSED to Fall Out when a bomb
explodes, or is it supposed to PREVENT a person from falling out?
I can build it either way. I guess it just depends on whether I put
the door on the roof or the floor of it.


Don't Feed The Trolls!


If there is a troll in here, it must be you.
Apparently you take life wayyyyyyyyy too seriously.
Lighten up, drink a few cases ot beer or other alcoholic beverage, and
smoke a big cigar. You'll feel much better in the morning, unless of
course you fall out of your fallout shelter or your bed.

By the way, don't forget the duct tape. Trolls often need to tape
their assholes shut after heavy drinking.


Ah, thanks for the warning. Geezzzz..z........


:-P

later,

tom @ www.Stuff4Free.biz

wrote:
With all the terrorism and other threats, I am following the Dept of
Homeland Security and planning to build a fallout shelter. There is
a
hug Oak tree in my yard and I plan to build it in the main fork of
that tree, about 30 feet in the air. There is one thing they do not
explain, so I am real confused about this. They are called "Fall Out
Shelters". Does that mean a person SUPPOSED to Fall Out when a bomb
explodes, or is it supposed to PREVENT a person from falling out?
I can build it either way. I guess it just depends on whether I put
the door on the roof or the floor of it.

I believe it means that you've already fallen out, and smashed your
little brain.

1.2/10 on the troll meter.