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Middleman October 5th 04 09:37 PM

Roofing labor
 
Can anyone tell me what the average cost of labor would be for a roofing job
that would include eleven square of dimensional shingles?

(a friend of mine offered to do this for me, and I woould like to pay him
the going rate)

Thanks,

J. MIddleman



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Pop October 6th 04 02:09 AM

Where? When? What warranty? Etc.? You gave zero useful
details.

"Middleman" anonymous wrote in message
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| Can anyone tell me what the average cost of labor would be for
a roofing job
| that would include eleven square of dimensional shingles?
|
| (a friend of mine offered to do this for me, and I woould like
to pay him
| the going rate)
|
| Thanks,
|
| J. MIddleman
|
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Clarence G October 6th 04 03:55 AM


"Middleman" anonymous wrote
Can anyone tell me what the average cost of labor would be for a roofing

job
that would include eleven square of dimensional shingles?

(a friend of mine offered to do this for me, and I woould like to pay him
the going rate)


If he does fair work: 6 pack

Exceptional work: 12 pack & a couple joints!



G. Morgan October 6th 04 04:00 AM

On Wed, 06 Oct 2004 02:55:57 GMT 'Clarence G' wasted 14 lines of text
to spew in newsgroup: alt.home.repair

If he does fair work: 6 pack

Exceptional work: 12 pack & a couple joints!



(-: Need any work done?


-Graham

Remove the 'snails' from my email

PrecisionMachinisT October 6th 04 07:05 AM


"Middleman" anonymous wrote in message ...

Can anyone tell me what the average cost of labor would be for a roofing

job
that would include eleven square of dimensional shingles?

(a friend of mine offered to do this for me, and I woould like to pay him
the going rate)


Probly doesnt really matter, a true friend will usually refuse payment
anyways, unless he is in dire straights--so unless he is currently having
hard times with cash, suggest buy him a gift.....but at any rate, do be sure
to be there when the day comes where he can use your help in some way.

--

SVL



Joe Fabeitz October 6th 04 01:24 PM

Perhaps he would appreciate a nice set of scaffolds!

Just a thought.

"PrecisionMachinisT" wrote in message
...

"Middleman" anonymous wrote in message ...

Can anyone tell me what the average cost of labor would be for a roofing

job
that would include eleven square of dimensional shingles?

(a friend of mine offered to do this for me, and I woould like to pay

him
the going rate)


Probly doesnt really matter, a true friend will usually refuse payment
anyways, unless he is in dire straights--so unless he is currently having
hard times with cash, suggest buy him a gift.....but at any rate, do be

sure
to be there when the day comes where he can use your help in some way.

--

SVL





Jim Johnson October 6th 04 02:39 PM

"PrecisionMachinisT" wrote in message ...
"Middleman" anonymous wrote in message ...

Can anyone tell me what the average cost of labor would be for a roofing

job
that would include eleven square of dimensional shingles?

(a friend of mine offered to do this for me, and I woould like to pay him
the going rate)


Probly doesnt really matter, a true friend will usually refuse payment
anyways, unless he is in dire straights--so unless he is currently having
hard times with cash, suggest buy him a gift.....but at any rate, do be sure
to be there when the day comes where he can use your help in some way.


Just remember to not ask any questions when he calls you at 2:00 in
the morning and is wanting you to bring a shovel and a plastic tarp
and meet him in his garage. Friends help friends in times of need.

J.

TURTLE October 9th 04 03:16 AM


"Middleman" anonymous wrote in message ...
Can anyone tell me what the average cost of labor would be for a roofing job
that would include eleven square of dimensional shingles?

(a friend of mine offered to do this for me, and I would like to pay him the
going rate)

Thanks,

J. MIddleman


This is Turtle.

Some of the part time Roofers around here will go for figure up what the
shingles , nails, & Felt cost and that will be the labor. Now Labor rates vary
so much everywhere that this may be high or low. Now this will be to remove &
replace and not just lay over.

TURTLE



PrecisionMachinisT October 9th 04 05:19 AM


"Jim Johnson" wrote in message
om...
"PrecisionMachinisT" wrote in message

...
"Middleman" anonymous wrote in message ...

Can anyone tell me what the average cost of labor would be for a

roofing
job
that would include eleven square of dimensional shingles?

(a friend of mine offered to do this for me, and I woould like to pay

him
the going rate)


Probly doesnt really matter, a true friend will usually refuse payment
anyways, unless he is in dire straights--so unless he is currently

having
hard times with cash, suggest buy him a gift.....but at any rate, do be

sure
to be there when the day comes where he can use your help in some way.


Just remember to not ask any questions when he calls you at 2:00 in
the morning and is wanting you to bring a shovel and a plastic tarp
and meet him in his garage. Friends help friends in times of need.


A friend will attend your funeral--while a true friend will be at your house
deleting porno off your hard drives.........

--

SVL



TURTLE October 9th 04 06:19 AM


wrote in message
...
One can of beer per shingle sounds good to me, and the more I drink
the better I work. Be sure to pay him one beer after he installs each
shingle, not wait till later when he may drink too much at once and
puke on your new roof.


This is Turtle.

the Rules of engaugement for beer drinkers verses shingle installation. Here
there is the 1 beer per hour and not to exceed the 8 beer limit on a 8 hour day.
If any rules are broken or any penalty flags are thrown. all will have to pay
the price. Stopping to drink the beer time does not count as elapes time for
beer to hours of work ratio. Alway have the full case of beer iced down and set
a side for all to see on completeing of the job. If the job is completed before
the 8 hours of work time has be completed. the full case will be opened up for
full scale guzzing action. If there is any penalty flags thrown during the 8
hour work operation. You will remove all the beer and be stored in the house
till the job is completed. Most all 8 hour jobs become a 4 hour job with this
ground work.

TURTLE



rnr_construction October 9th 04 08:07 AM


"Joe Fabeitz" wrote in message
.. .
Perhaps he would appreciate a nice set of scaffolds!

Just a thought.

"PrecisionMachinisT" wrote in message
...

"Middleman" anonymous wrote in message ...

Can anyone tell me what the average cost of labor would be for a
roofing

job
that would include eleven square of dimensional shingles?

(a friend of mine offered to do this for me, and I woould like to pay

him
the going rate)


Probly doesnt really matter, a true friend will usually refuse payment
anyways, unless he is in dire straights--so unless he is currently having
hard times with cash, suggest buy him a gift.....but at any rate, do be

sure
to be there when the day comes where he can use your help in some way.

--

SVL


A night at the titty bar





PrecisionMachinisT October 10th 04 02:03 AM


"TURTLE" wrote in message
...


This is Turtle.

the Rules of engaugement for beer drinkers verses shingle installation.

Here
there is the 1 beer per hour and not to exceed the 8 beer limit on a 8

hour day.
If any rules are broken or any penalty flags are thrown. all will have to

pay
the price. Stopping to drink the beer time does not count as elapes time

for
beer to hours of work ratio. Alway have the full case of beer iced down

and set
a side for all to see on completeing of the job. If the job is completed

before
the 8 hours of work time has be completed. the full case will be opened up

for
full scale guzzing action. If there is any penalty flags thrown during the

8
hour work operation. You will remove all the beer and be stored in the

house
till the job is completed. Most all 8 hour jobs become a 4 hour job with

this
ground work.


LMAO

I still recall re-roofing our first house many years ago when I was in my
early 20's........

Being too cheap to pay for roof top delivery, I packed all them shingles up
there myself, while some others did most the nailing down....it was a
blistering hot August day, and I would make exactly 3 trips up the ladder,
then sit in the only shade there was up there huddled next to the chimney,
and guzzle a beer.....

Over and over like that pretty much the whole day--I bet I drank at least
twice Turtles limit even before noon...looking back, probly just pure luck I
never fell offa the roof.......

--

SVL






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