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What you did: Changed a light bulb

What your resume says:

Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of a new
environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero
safety incidents

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Why is it that the people who want more government control over your
life are the same ones who want you to be disarmed?
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On 4/1/2021 11:57 AM, Wade Garrett wrote:
What you did: Changed a light bulb

What your resume says:

Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of a new
environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero
safety incidents

(Copied from a Linkedin post!)


DC is full of these people.

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On Thu, 1 Apr 2021 11:57:12 -0400, Wade Garrett posted for all of us to
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What you did: Changed a light bulb

What your resume says:

Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of a new
environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero
safety incidents

(Copied from a Linkedin post!)


Funny, I am not used to all this baloney talk. I would like to use it sometimes
but my brain stalls out. What a bunch of malarkey...

Post more of this when you see it. I enjoy the laughs. Even if it involves an
old geezer like me.

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