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Bod[_3_] July 23rd 20 07:13 AM

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Matthew 19:24 famously says €śit is easier for a camel to go through the
eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God€ť €“ but
they never said anything about private jets, right?

https://www.aircraftcompare.com/blog...-private-jets/

Brother Duplantis was so shocked by what God said that he unbuckled his
seatbelt and stood up. Brother Copeland chimes in to say that he
couldn't have stood up on an airliner to have a conversation with God;
the reason they need to have private jets is so they can talk to God on
the airplane, as it's their €śsanctuary€ť


You couldn't make this **** up.......but, wait! LOL

Jim Joyce July 23rd 20 05:32 PM

10 American Pastors with Private Jets – ‘It’s what Jesus would do
 
On Thu, 23 Jul 2020 07:13:45 +0100, Bod wrote:

Matthew 19:24 famously says “it is easier for a camel to go through the
eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God” – but
they never said anything about private jets, right?

https://www.aircraftcompare.com/blog...-private-jets/

Brother Duplantis was so shocked by what God said that he unbuckled his
seatbelt and stood up. Brother Copeland chimes in to say that he
couldn't have stood up on an airliner to have a conversation with God;
the reason they need to have private jets is so they can talk to God on
the airplane, as it's their “sanctuary”


You couldn't make this **** up.......but, wait! LOL


Don't the megachurches take in hundreds of millions of dollars? What are
they supposed to do with all of that money? Help the needy? Pfft! As if.
Those people need to help themselves, and while they're at it, they can
continue to send in money.


Hawk July 23rd 20 06:10 PM

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On 7/23/2020 12:32 PM, Jim Joyce wrote:
On Thu, 23 Jul 2020 07:13:45 +0100, Bod wrote:

Matthew 19:24 famously says €śit is easier for a camel to go through the
eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God€ť €“ but
they never said anything about private jets, right?

https://www.aircraftcompare.com/blog...-private-jets/

Brother Duplantis was so shocked by what God said that he unbuckled his
seatbelt and stood up. Brother Copeland chimes in to say that he
couldn't have stood up on an airliner to have a conversation with God;
the reason they need to have private jets is so they can talk to God on
the airplane, as it's their €śsanctuary€ť


You couldn't make this **** up.......but, wait! LOL


Don't the megachurches take in hundreds of millions of dollars? What are
they supposed to do with all of that money? Help the needy? Pfft! As if.
Those people need to help themselves, and while they're at it, they can
continue to send in money.


The sheeple continue to follow and donate because they are lost and
inferior souls who can't think for themselves.


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