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Why are stairlifts so slow? A whole minute to get upstairs is not acceptable for an old person desperate for the toilet.
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Why are stairlifts so slow?


Costs a lot more to go much faster and still be safe.

A whole minute to get upstairs is not acceptable
for an old person desperate for the toilet.


Only the demented cant anticipate the need and go earlier.

The demented wear nappys anyway.
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On Thu, 21 May 2020 01:53:30 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:

Commander Kinsey wrote

Why are stairlifts so slow?


Costs a lot more to go much faster and still be safe.


I'm not asking for fast, just say.... walking speed! They all go at some stupidly low speed about half a mile an hour. There's no way anyone would consider double that to be dangerous.

A whole minute to get upstairs is not acceptable
for an old person desperate for the toilet.


Only the demented cant anticipate the need and go earlier.


Or anyone who's old. And how about to answer the door?

The demented wear nappys anyway.

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Commander Kinsey wrote

Why are stairlifts so slow?


Costs a lot more to go much faster and still be safe.


I'm not asking for fast, just say.... walking speed! They all go at some
stupidly low speed about half a mile an hour. There's no way anyone would
consider double that to be dangerous.

A whole minute to get upstairs is not acceptable
for an old person desperate for the toilet.


Only the demented cant anticipate the need and go earlier.


Or anyone who's old.


That's bull****. I anticipate that I might
need to take a **** or **** before leaving the
house and do so before I leave if I need to.

And how about to answer the door?


Much cheaper to have a decent doorbell
system that allows you to tell who ever
knocked on the door that you are coming.

Some of us get real radical and have one
that works even if we arent home so we
can tell the indivual at the door that we
arent home and when we will be home
or where to leave what they are bringing.
Or tell them that your cant come to the
door so they wont break in a loot the place.

The demented wear nappys anyway.


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Why are stairlifts so slow?* A whole minute to get upstairs is not
acceptable for an old person desperate for the toilet.


37 seconds actually.

Bill


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Commander Kinsey wrote

Why are stairlifts so slow?

Costs a lot more to go much faster and still be safe.


I'm not asking for fast, just say.... walking speed! They all go at
some stupidly low speed about half a mile an hour. There's no way
anyone would consider double that to be dangerous.

A whole minute to get upstairs is not acceptable for an old person
desperate for the toilet.

Only the demented cant anticipate the need and go earlier.


Or anyone who's old.


That's bull****. I anticipate that I might need to take a **** or ****
before leaving the house and do so before I leave if I need to.

And how about to answer the door?


Much cheaper to have a decent doorbell system that allows you to tell
who ever knocked on the door that you are coming.

Some of us get real radical and have one that works even if we arent
home so we can tell the indivual at the door that we arent home and when
we will be home or where to leave what they are bringing.
Or tell them that your cant come to the door so they wont break in a
loot the place.

The demented wear nappys anyway.



It's a wonder that you have any **** left.
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Prat.


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Actually this question has come up before. The reason I was given many years
ago now, was inertia. IE if it went up fast, it would jolt at the start and
end of the run. And if you made it slow down and speed up, then it would
probably still take a long time as the distance travelled in the main is a
short one, and people are heavy loads to move.
I guess one could make a three point seat belt system but by the time you
have done it up and undone it, you might as well have been going slower
anyway!
On the other hand, a commode mounted on a Chairlift might be a good product
to make. grin.
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Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote

Actually this question has come up before.


Yep.

The reason I was given many years ago now, was inertia. IE if it went up
fast, it would jolt at the start and end of the run.


Yes, but thatís easy to fix by accelerating and decelerating at the ends.

And if you made it slow down and speed up, then it would probably still
take a long time as the distance travelled in the main is a short one, and
people are heavy loads to move.


Nope. It works with electric wheel chairs.

I guess one could make a three point seat belt system


No need if it goes as fast as a walking person.

but by the time you have done it up and undone it, you might as well have
been going slower anyway!


On the other hand, a commode mounted on a Chairlift might be a good
product to make. grin.


Makes more sense to have one downstairs or a real dunny there.


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37 seconds actually.


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Why are stairlifts so slow?* A whole minute to get upstairs is not acceptable for an old person desperate for the toilet.



Because most people have become pussified snowflakes, unwilling to accept modest risk.

But people have become incredibly illogical too.* Ever notice all the obese people wearing masks?* Apparently it never occurred to them that being obese was more of a threat than the Wuhan virus?

If they are so afraid of dying, why don't they change their diet and lose some weight? The evidence is clear, metabolically healthy people are largely unaffected by the Wuhan virus.

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On 21/05/2020 01:32, Commander Kinsey wrote:
Why are stairlifts so slow?* A whole minute to get upstairs is not
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37 seconds actually.

Bill


Is that travelling time or peeing time ? :-)
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On Thu, 21 May 2020 07:43:22 +0100, "Brian Gaff \(Sofa\)"
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Actually this question has come up before. The reason I was given many years
ago now, was inertia. IE if it went up fast, it would jolt at the start and
end of the run. And if you made it slow down and speed up, then it would
probably still take a long time as the distance travelled in the main is a
short one, and people are heavy loads to move.
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have done it up and undone it, you might as well have been going slower
anyway!
On the other hand, a commode mounted on a Chairlift might be a good product
to make. grin.
Brian



I imagine economics comes into play also. I small motor geared down is
cheaper than a larger, more powerful motor.

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But people have become incredibly illogical too.* Ever notice all the
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On 5/21/2020 12:56 AM, John wrote:
On Thu, 21 May 2020 11:59:29 +1000, Rod Speed wrote:

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Commander Kinsey wrote

Why are stairlifts so slow?

Costs a lot more to go much faster and still be safe.

I'm not asking for fast, just say.... walking speed! They all go at
some stupidly low speed about half a mile an hour. There's no way
anyone would consider double that to be dangerous.

A whole minute to get upstairs is not acceptable for an old person
desperate for the toilet.

Only the demented cant anticipate the need and go earlier.

Or anyone who's old.


That's bull****. I anticipate that I might need to take a **** or ****
before leaving the house and do so before I leave if I need to.

And how about to answer the door?


Much cheaper to have a decent doorbell system that allows you to tell
who ever knocked on the door that you are coming.

Some of us get real radical and have one that works even if we arent
home so we can tell the indivual at the door that we arent home and when
we will be home or where to leave what they are bringing.
Or tell them that your cant come to the door so they wont break in a
loot the place.

The demented wear nappys anyway.



It's a wonder that you have any **** left.


I want to live in Rod's world. He does EVERYTHING perfect and never has
problems. His way is always the best way. Rod for president! Oh damn,
he's not a US citizen. WHEW!
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Actually this question has come up before. The reason I was given many
years
ago now, was inertia. IE if it went up fast, it would jolt at the start
and
end of the run. And if you made it slow down and speed up, then it would
probably still take a long time as the distance travelled in the main is a
short one, and people are heavy loads to move.
I guess one could make a three point seat belt system but by the time you
have done it up and undone it, you might as well have been going slower
anyway!
On the other hand, a commode mounted on a Chairlift might be a good
product
to make. grin.
Brian



I imagine economics comes into play also. I small motor geared down is
cheaper than a larger, more powerful motor.


And are almost certainly designed by those who don't have
an incontinence problem and who don't realise the problem
that slow stair lifts can be for those who are incontinent.

Or maybe they realise that anyone with an incontence
problem would have something to **** in which isnt upstairs.



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It is all about the gearing to be able to get your fat heavy ass up there.
Shift you car to 4th from a stop and see how far you go.
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Commander Kinsey wrote

Why are stairlifts so slow?

Costs a lot more to go much faster and still be safe.

I'm not asking for fast, just say.... walking speed! They all go at
some stupidly low speed about half a mile an hour. There's no way
anyone would consider double that to be dangerous.

A whole minute to get upstairs is not acceptable for an old person
desperate for the toilet.

Only the demented cant anticipate the need and go earlier.

Or anyone who's old.

That's bull****. I anticipate that I might need to take a **** or ****
before leaving the house and do so before I leave if I need to.

And how about to answer the door?

Much cheaper to have a decent doorbell system that allows you to tell
who ever knocked on the door that you are coming.

Some of us get real radical and have one that works even if we arent
home so we can tell the indivual at the door that we arent home and when
we will be home or where to leave what they are bringing.
Or tell them that your cant come to the door so they wont break in a
loot the place.

The demented wear nappys anyway.



It's a wonder that you have any **** left.


I want to live in Rod's world. He does EVERYTHING perfect and never has
problems.


I dont actually. I have just recently been involved in
a similar situation as with Arbery, with me in the situation
of the father and son. With hindsight what I did was quite
stupid and I ended up visiting 3 hospitals as a result.

The perp, did end up back in jail the next day because
he is a jail bird who was out on parole and was back
in jail for breach of parole.

My stupidity was that I didnt realise that he was a jail
bird and well known to the cops. He would have been
back in jail if I had just given the video footage to the
cops, but I wasnt to know that.


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Commander Kinsey wrote:
Why are stairlifts so slow? A whole minute to get upstairs is not
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Prat.


Again, you don't know the answer. But then you can't afford stairs.
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On 5/20/2020 8:32 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
Why are stairlifts so slow? A whole minute to get upstairs is not acceptable for an old person desperate for the toilet.


Because most people have become pussified snowflakes, unwilling to accept modest risk.


Agreed. Although in the case of the stairlift, at any speed you are safe due to the supplied belt. If you don't use it, your fault not theirs, so no compensation claim, nothing for them to worry about. And they could even make it disable the motor if you don't fasten the belt.

But people have become incredibly illogical too. Ever notice all the obese people wearing masks? Apparently it never occurred to them that being obese was more of a threat than the Wuhan virus?


Agreed. Although I've seen nobody in the UK wearing a mask, we don't bother.

If they are so afraid of dying, why don't they change their diet and lose some weight? The evidence is clear, metabolically healthy people are largely unaffected by the Wuhan virus.


Agreed. When a fat person says they have a medical problem, I just say "Eat. Less. Food." You don't need to change your diet, just eat less of it. Or go for a run or something, it's not rocket science.
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And are almost certainly designed by those who don't have
an incontinence problem and who don't realise the problem
that slow stair lifts can be for those who are incontinent.

Or maybe they realise that anyone with an incontence
problem would have something to **** in which isnt upstairs.




We bought a house about 15 years ago that has 2 bedrooms and a bathroom
upstairs. The master bedroom and bathroom is on the first floor. So is
the washing machine. Now that we are in our 70's it was a wise decision
to have everything we need on the first floor. We did remodle the
bathroom before moving in. Best decision for us was to replace the
bathtub with just a walk in shower. We only have to step up about 3
inches to get into the shower. We also had a grab bar put in that is
screwed into the studs to hold on to. There is a tub upstairs if we want
it, but have not used it very much.

I never did understand why people would build a house with all the
bedrooms upstairs. Fine maybe for the younger, but not the older.



As a practical matter some houses don't have much choice. My first
house had LR, DR, Kitchen on the first floor, no room for a BR but there
were three on the second floor. In the city where land is expensive and
limited it is sensible to go up, not out. Oh, laundry was in the
basement making it even more fun.

Second house was better, this house is perfect, three BR on one floor.
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I never did understand why people would build a house with all the
bedrooms upstairs. Fine maybe for the younger, but not the older.

Er, in UK English the 'first floor' *is* upstairs! :-)

Most houses have a 'ground floor' and a 'first floor' in the UK. Yes,
I know it's not very logical but that's the way it is.




The labeling on many things ,especially in different countries can be
confusing.

My house would probably confuse some. It has a walkout basement (even
with the ground on one side with a door but the other wall is
underground, then the floor that we call the 1st floor, then the 2nd
floor. So depending on where you go in the house may determine what you
call the floors.

In the US I have seen elevators in buildings labeled G,1,2 for the
Ground (where you normally go into the building) and some just 1,2,3.
Then there is the floor called Lobby. Also the normal floor to go in
and out of the building. Seems to me that for the blind there is a big
star raised next to the normal into and out of the building floor along
with the dots for the floors.

The large plant I worked in was built and added on to over about 40
years.
Some parts the floors were very tall and the height of 2 normal floors.
So you are walking down the floor and it is the 2nd floor. You pass
through an opening about 15 feet wide and it becomes the 3 rd floor.
Then go to the other side of the building and the floors are 1,
mezzanine, 2,3. So going down a hallway about 200 feet long you start
on the 2nd floor, go through an opening in the wall and you are on the
Mezz floor, and then through another opening and you are on the 3 rd
floor.


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On Thu, 21 May 2020 04:17:20 +0100, williamwright wrote:

On 21/05/2020 01:32, Commander Kinsey wrote:
Why are stairlifts so slow? A whole minute to get upstairs is not
acceptable for an old person desperate for the toilet.


37 seconds actually.


Depends on the make, if your stairs have corners, how many steps, etc, etc. A minute is close enough. And 37 seconds is still way too much, considering an able bodied person can walk up those stairs in something like 5-10 seconds without running.
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On Thu, 21 May 2020 13:47:08 +0100, Andrew wrote:

On 21/05/2020 04:17, williamwright wrote:
On 21/05/2020 01:32, Commander Kinsey wrote:
Why are stairlifts so slow? A whole minute to get upstairs is not
acceptable for an old person desperate for the toilet.


37 seconds actually.

Bill


Is that travelling time or peeing time ? :-)


On that subject, I was once told it's impossible to pee with an erection. Discuss.
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On Thu, 21 May 2020 19:18:14 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:



"Hawk" wrote in message ...
On 5/21/2020 12:56 AM, John wrote:
On Thu, 21 May 2020 11:59:29 +1000, Rod Speed wrote:

"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Thu, 21 May 2020 01:53:30 +0100, Rod Speed
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Commander Kinsey wrote

Why are stairlifts so slow?

Costs a lot more to go much faster and still be safe.

I'm not asking for fast, just say.... walking speed! They all go at
some stupidly low speed about half a mile an hour. There's no way
anyone would consider double that to be dangerous.

A whole minute to get upstairs is not acceptable for an old person
desperate for the toilet.

Only the demented cant anticipate the need and go earlier.

Or anyone who's old.

That's bull****. I anticipate that I might need to take a **** or ****
before leaving the house and do so before I leave if I need to.

And how about to answer the door?

Much cheaper to have a decent doorbell system that allows you to tell
who ever knocked on the door that you are coming.

Some of us get real radical and have one that works even if we arent
home so we can tell the indivual at the door that we arent home and when
we will be home or where to leave what they are bringing.
Or tell them that your cant come to the door so they wont break in a
loot the place.

The demented wear nappys anyway.


It's a wonder that you have any **** left.


I want to live in Rod's world. He does EVERYTHING perfect and never has
problems.


I dont actually. I have just recently been involved in
a similar situation as with Arbery, with me in the situation
of the father and son. With hindsight what I did was quite
stupid and I ended up visiting 3 hospitals as a result.


Who is Arbery?

The perp,


That's a stupid American abbreviation.

did end up back in jail the next day because
he is a jail bird who was out on parole and was back
in jail for breach of parole.

My stupidity was that I didnt realise that he was a jail
bird and well known to the cops. He would have been
back in jail if I had just given the video footage to the
cops, but I wasnt to know that.


How is it stupid not to know all the jailbirds?
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On Thu, 21 May 2020 16:30:35 +0100, Hawk wrote:

On 5/21/2020 12:56 AM, John wrote:
On Thu, 21 May 2020 11:59:29 +1000, Rod Speed wrote:

"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Thu, 21 May 2020 01:53:30 +0100, Rod Speed
wrote:

Commander Kinsey wrote

Why are stairlifts so slow?

Costs a lot more to go much faster and still be safe.

I'm not asking for fast, just say.... walking speed! They all go at
some stupidly low speed about half a mile an hour. There's no way
anyone would consider double that to be dangerous.

A whole minute to get upstairs is not acceptable for an old person
desperate for the toilet.

Only the demented cant anticipate the need and go earlier.

Or anyone who's old.

That's bull****. I anticipate that I might need to take a **** or ****
before leaving the house and do so before I leave if I need to.

And how about to answer the door?

Much cheaper to have a decent doorbell system that allows you to tell
who ever knocked on the door that you are coming.

Some of us get real radical and have one that works even if we arent
home so we can tell the indivual at the door that we arent home and when
we will be home or where to leave what they are bringing.
Or tell them that your cant come to the door so they wont break in a
loot the place.

The demented wear nappys anyway.


It's a wonder that you have any **** left.


I want to live in Rod's world. He does EVERYTHING perfect and never has
problems. His way is always the best way. Rod for president! Oh damn,
he's not a US citizen. WHEW!


He's a geek controlling his life with his phone. It'd be funny if it was dropped, broken, lost, stolen etc.
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On Thu, 21 May 2020 02:59:29 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Thu, 21 May 2020 01:53:30 +0100, Rod Speed
wrote:

Commander Kinsey wrote

Why are stairlifts so slow?

Costs a lot more to go much faster and still be safe.


I'm not asking for fast, just say.... walking speed! They all go at some
stupidly low speed about half a mile an hour. There's no way anyone would
consider double that to be dangerous.

A whole minute to get upstairs is not acceptable
for an old person desperate for the toilet.

Only the demented cant anticipate the need and go earlier.


Or anyone who's old.


That's bull****. I anticipate that I might
need to take a **** or **** before leaving the
house and do so before I leave if I need to.


Lucky you, many old people don't get warning.

And how about to answer the door?


Much cheaper to have a decent doorbell
system that allows you to tell who ever
knocked on the door that you are coming.


Geek. Most people just shout "just a minute!"

Some of us get real radical and have one
that works even if we arent home so we
can tell the indivual at the door that we
arent home and when we will be home
or where to leave what they are bringing.
Or tell them that your cant come to the
door so they wont break in a loot the place.


Severe geek.
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