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Poster September 10th 19 08:15 AM

Eye Chart messages
 
When you go to get eye glasses, they show you an eye chart. A bunch of
random letters of the alphabet. None of them form actual words. However,
a man was given LSD, and sat in front of an eye chart. He was able to
make full sentences out of those letters and understand the subliminal
messages held within. He was told to speak these words out loud and a
cassette tape recorder was in the room. Unfortunately, the cassette
broke and none of the words were recorded.

If anyone knows what these eye charts say, please post them so we can
all know. The message they hold could be the whole meaning of life, but
they are lost in that chart......


Xeno September 10th 19 08:39 AM

Eye Chart messages
 
On 10/9/19 5:15 pm, Poster wrote:
When you go to get eye glasses, they show you an eye chart. A bunch of
random letters of the alphabet. None of them form actual words. However,
a man was given LSD, and sat in front of an eye chart. He was able to
make full sentences out of those letters and understand the subliminal
messages held within. He was told to speak these words out loud and a
cassette tape recorder was in the room. Unfortunately, the cassette
broke and none of the words were recorded.

If anyone knows what these eye charts say, please post them so we can
all know. The message they hold could be the whole meaning of life, but
they are lost in that chart......

The whole meaning of life? Why that's 42.

--

Xeno


Nothing astonishes Noddy so much as common sense and plain dealing.
(with apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson)

hah[_4_] September 10th 19 09:50 PM

Eye Chart messages
 
On 9/10/19 2:39 AM, Xeno wrote:

The whole meaning of life? Why that's 42.


What do you get when you multiply six by nine? :-)

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1 day).

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their wits." [Lemuel K. Washburn, _Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other
Essays_]

Thomas September 10th 19 11:06 PM

Eye Chart messages
 
E/f87 02. (Zero two for illiterates) you can guess between 7 and zero.


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