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Dean Hoffman[_12_] August 28th 19 11:51 AM

OT. Cattle guards
 
Ranchers and farmers know about these but for the benefit of city guys:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7394651/cows-JUMP-white-line-middle-road-cross-new-field.html
My parent's neighbors had a couple of the the actual steel
version. Horses walked
right over them if I remember correctly.

micky August 28th 19 12:52 PM

OT. Cattle guards
 
In alt.home.repair, on Wed, 28 Aug 2019 05:51:14 -0500, Dean Hoffman
wrote:

Ranchers and farmers know about these but for the benefit of city guys:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7394651/cows-JUMP-white-line-middle-road-cross-new-field.html
My parent's neighbors had a couple of the the actual steel
version. Horses walked
right over them if I remember correctly.


This is very helpful. I thought cattle guards were cattle in uniform
with a handgun or rifle standing next to a little guard house. (I guess
if they're cattle, the guard house would have to be bigger than normal.)


Step on a crack, break your mother's back.

rbowman August 28th 19 02:56 PM

OT. Cattle guards
 
On 08/28/2019 04:51 AM, Dean Hoffman wrote:
Ranchers and farmers know about these but for the benefit of city guys:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7394651/cows-JUMP-white-line-middle-road-cross-new-field.html

My parent's neighbors had a couple of the the actual steel
version. Horses walked
right over them if I remember correctly.


I was in the middle of nowhere behind a BMW, iirc,and we were rolling
along at 75 or so. Suddenly the brake lights on the Bimmer go on and the
car rapidly slows with no obstacle in sight. Seems the driver was
braking for a painted cattle guard. Must have been a city slicker.
Around here we don't slow down for real cattle guards.

I do hate walking across the damn things though. It never happened to me
but some people have managed to slip a foot through between the bars.

Rod Speed August 28th 19 07:50 PM

OT. Cattle guards
 
Dean Hoffman wrote

Ranchers and farmers know about these but for the benefit of city guys:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7394651/cows-JUMP-white-line-middle-road-cross-new-field.html
My parent's neighbors had a couple of the the actual steel version.
Horses walked right over them if I remember correctly.


Fascinating to watch these bullock teams being broken up
and loaded into trucks. They quite literally have very long
runs of just string which is used to keep them from straying
from the path between the cattle yards and the loading
ramp at the back of the trucks. I'll video it next month.
http://barellanclydesdales.com.au/


Peeler[_4_] August 28th 19 08:20 PM

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Fascinating to watch


Fascinating to watch a sick senile asshole like you trolling like there was
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micky August 29th 19 01:08 AM

OT. Cattle guards
 
In alt.home.repair, on Wed, 28 Aug 2019 07:52:35 -0400, micky
wrote:

In alt.home.repair, on Wed, 28 Aug 2019 05:51:14 -0500, Dean Hoffman
wrote:

Ranchers and farmers know about these but for the benefit of city guys:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7394651/cows-JUMP-white-line-middle-road-cross-new-field.html
My parent's neighbors had a couple of the the actual steel
version. Horses walked
right over them if I remember correctly.


This is very helpful. I thought cattle guards were cattle in uniform
with a handgun or rifle standing next to a little guard house. (I guess
if they're cattle, the guard house would have to be bigger than normal.)


Actually, I already knew about cattle guards. There are a lot of them
in the USA, even in the east, and I've seen them and figured out what
they were, or someone told me first but I would have figured it out.

Step on a crack, break your mother's back.


We never actually said that when I was little, or ever. But I did hear
it when I was 30yo or more.

micky August 29th 19 01:10 AM

OT. Cattle guards
 
In alt.home.repair, on Thu, 29 Aug 2019 04:50:43 +1000, "Rod Speed"
wrote:

Dean Hoffman wrote

Ranchers and farmers know about these but for the benefit of city guys:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7394651/cows-JUMP-white-line-middle-road-cross-new-field.html
My parent's neighbors had a couple of the the actual steel version.
Horses walked right over them if I remember correctly.


Fascinating to watch these bullock teams being broken up
and loaded into trucks. They quite literally have very long
runs of just string which is used to keep them from straying
from the path between the cattle yards and the loading
ramp at the back of the trucks. I'll video it next month.
http://barellanclydesdales.com.au/


I'd be interested in that. I don't think Temple Grandin knows about
string.

Rod Speed August 29th 19 01:57 AM

OT. Cattle guards
 


"micky" wrote in message
...
In alt.home.repair, on Thu, 29 Aug 2019 04:50:43 +1000, "Rod Speed"
wrote:

Dean Hoffman wrote

Ranchers and farmers know about these but for the benefit of city guys:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7394651/cows-JUMP-white-line-middle-road-cross-new-field.html
My parent's neighbors had a couple of the the actual steel version.
Horses walked right over them if I remember correctly.


Fascinating to watch these bullock teams being broken up
and loaded into trucks. They quite literally have very long
runs of just string which is used to keep them from straying
from the path between the cattle yards and the loading
ramp at the back of the trucks. I'll video it next month.
http://barellanclydesdales.com.au/


I'd be interested in that. I don't think Temple Grandin knows about
string.


I bet she does, but it doesn't get used in cattle yards.
only when you need a temporary run between the yards
and the loading ramp with the truck a long way from the yards.


Dean Hoffman[_12_] August 29th 19 01:59 AM

OT. Cattle guards
 
On 8/28/19 7:08 PM, micky wrote:
In alt.home.repair, on Wed, 28 Aug 2019 07:52:35 -0400, micky
wrote:

In alt.home.repair, on Wed, 28 Aug 2019 05:51:14 -0500, Dean Hoffman
wrote:

Ranchers and farmers know about these but for the benefit of city guys:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7394651/cows-JUMP-white-line-middle-road-cross-new-field.html
My parent's neighbors had a couple of the the actual steel
version. Horses walked
right over them if I remember correctly.


This is very helpful. I thought cattle guards were cattle in uniform
with a handgun or rifle standing next to a little guard house. (I guess
if they're cattle, the guard house would have to be bigger than normal.)

I would've thought there would be at least a few pictures like this

http://www.vintagetexan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/cattleguard3.jpg


Actually, I already knew about cattle guards. There are a lot of them
in the USA, even in the east, and I've seen them and figured out what
they were, or someone told me first but I would have figured it out.


There aren't many in eastern Nebraska. I can't think of any
still around actually.
Guys are just raising crops and no critters in most cases. Ranches
are in north central
Nebraska, in the Sandhills.
Feedlots here but no ranches.


Step on a crack, break your mother's back.


We never actually said that when I was little, or ever. But I did hear
it when I was 30yo or more.

I guess that was part of some kid's game from long ago. One
reason they
were lean and mean back then.

micky August 29th 19 06:03 AM

OT. Cattle guards
 
In alt.home.repair, on Thu, 29 Aug 2019 10:57:02 +1000, "Rod Speed"
wrote:



"micky" wrote in message
.. .
In alt.home.repair, on Thu, 29 Aug 2019 04:50:43 +1000, "Rod Speed"
wrote:

Dean Hoffman wrote

Ranchers and farmers know about these but for the benefit of city guys:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7394651/cows-JUMP-white-line-middle-road-cross-new-field.html
My parent's neighbors had a couple of the the actual steel version.
Horses walked right over them if I remember correctly.

Fascinating to watch these bullock teams being broken up
and loaded into trucks. They quite literally have very long
runs of just string which is used to keep them from straying
from the path between the cattle yards and the loading
ramp at the back of the trucks. I'll video it next month.
http://barellanclydesdales.com.au/


I'd be interested in that. I don't think Temple Grandin knows about
string.


I bet she does, but it doesn't get used in cattle yards.
only when you need a temporary run between the yards
and the loading ramp with the truck a long way from the yards.


What I shoudl have said is that she doesn't write about string or talk
about it when I've read her or seen video of her.

micky August 29th 19 08:00 AM

OT. Cattle guards
 
In alt.home.repair, on Wed, 28 Aug 2019 19:59:52 -0500, Dean Hoffman
wrote:

On 8/28/19 7:08 PM, micky wrote:
In alt.home.repair, on Wed, 28 Aug 2019 07:52:35 -0400, micky
wrote:

In alt.home.repair, on Wed, 28 Aug 2019 05:51:14 -0500, Dean Hoffman
wrote:

Ranchers and farmers know about these but for the benefit of city guys:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7394651/cows-JUMP-white-line-middle-road-cross-new-field.html
My parent's neighbors had a couple of the the actual steel
version. Horses walked
right over them if I remember correctly.

This is very helpful. I thought cattle guards were cattle in uniform
with a handgun or rifle standing next to a little guard house. (I guess
if they're cattle, the guard house would have to be bigger than normal.)

I would've thought there would be at least a few pictures like this

http://www.vintagetexan.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/cattleguard3.jpg


Actually, I already knew about cattle guards. There are a lot of them
in the USA, even in the east, and I've seen them and figured out what
they were, or someone told me first but I would have figured it out.


There aren't many in eastern Nebraska. I can't think of any
still around actually.
Guys are just raising crops and no critters in most cases. Ranches
are in north central
Nebraska, in the Sandhills.
Feedlots here but no ranches.


Now I have to pay more attention to this too. They do have some cattle
around here but I don't know if any could make it to the road for other
reasons. Maybe it was years ago. Or maybe it was Texas. It's not so
darn hot anymore and I'll go for a drive in the country.


Step on a crack, break your mother's back.


We never actually said that when I was little, or ever. But I did hear
it when I was 30yo or more.

I guess that was part of some kid's game from long ago. One
reason they
were lean and mean back then.


Right.

Peeler[_4_] August 29th 19 09:34 AM

Lonely Psychopathic Senile Ozzie Troll Alert!
 
On Thu, 29 Aug 2019 10:57:02 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:


I'd be interested in that. I don't think Temple Grandin knows about
string.


I bet she does


I just betted you would auto-contradict again. And I won the bet! What a
clinically insane idiot you are! tsk

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