"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 00:34:10 +0100, 2987pl wrote:

Bugger, thought the phucker might have hanged himself.

Commander Kinsey wrote

I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0

Yeah, me too.

Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented"
it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I can't believe
the
"water" physically spread that evenly.

Yeah, never seen water do that.

And I'm unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle

True.

wouldn't I short out a horizontal band or something?

More likely its actually the backlight that's been affected. Not sure how
they are wired, but I still can't see how there could be anything
circular.

The circles are gradually expanding, and mostly perfect circles. I would
have expected anything peeling off or water oozing along and killing
pixels not to be perfectly circular like that.

Yeah, me too. Like I said, likely some quirky sort of chemical effect
between cat **** and the plastic film that's the outer layer of the screen.

Interesting that they both start at the bottom edge, likely that's how
the **** got behind the outer layer, at that edge. But the other one
on the youtube is a completely different effect. Also round tho.

Also havent seen any reports of people ending up with
a problem using a damp cloth to clean their screens so
likely there is something in cat **** that reacts chemically.

If they get too big, I'll send the monitor to you to take apart for
interest, if you pay the international shipping fee.

Pass.

"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:15:01 +0100, Andy Burns
wrote:

Commander Kinsey wrote:

Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented"
it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I can't
believe the
"water" physically spread that evenly.

Yeah, never seen water do that.

There are many layers within an LCD (individually they have strange
optical properties) some of them have a textured matte finish, I could
see that allowing liquid to "wick" between layers in a circular pattern.

But would it really be a PERFECT circle?

Dunno, but it would be interesting to try. I guess it could be if the
migration rate of the edge is uniform.

"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle -
wouldn't I short out a horizontal band or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles. You wouldn't
think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the bottom line
is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using urine to
mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

I bought a plug in pheromone emitter once, it was supposed to stop them
doing it. It smelled worse than the cats and was immediately returned.

On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:28:08 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 00:58:18 +0100, Frank "frank wrote:

On 5/3/2019 3:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm unaware of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I short
out a horizontal band or something?

Looks like you are not the first to have this problem:

https://www.overclock.net/forum/44-m...r-problem.html

Others mention similar cat problems.

I like the advice "upgrade from a cat to a dog". Trouble is you have to
walk them.

Nope, plenty of them are happy to walk themselves. When I was building the
house, one of the neighbours dogs used to have a regular circuit every
single
day, regular as clockwork, around the same route, sniffing and ****ing in
the
same places every day. Hilarious to watch.

Let them do that in the UK and the moronic authorities will snatch them up.

When I walked back to the place to pick up my car after getting a wheel
alignment done,

Isn't that something garages do to rip you off? I've never found it necessary.

came across a big alsatian out on its own doing something
very similarly with most of the trees and gates on the street verge, and
going right down the driveway of some houses and bailing up the dog
behind the gate at the end of the drive. Hilarious.

What annoys me is when people allow their dogs (while still on the lead!) to **** on people's property.

I find most cats are trainable. If you get angry enough, they eventually
stop doing things.

On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:35:11 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 01:00:53 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news On Fri, 03 May 2019 22:22:01 +0100, Mike wrote:

On 5/3/2019 12:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm unaware of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I
short
out a horizontal band or something?
Dig out your polarized sunglasses and see if you learn anything.
Might have damaged the front polarizer.

I don't have sunglasses.

Is the polarizer replaceable? I can find a few people selling the film
to
replace it, but I'm not sure how easy it is or if it's worth the bother.
A couple of Youtube videos on changing one make it look like a work of
art.

It still seems strange I'm getting very accurate circles. Although
they're gradually expanding, and not always exactly circular. One now
looks like a pacman shape, and another has little scrape marks next to
it.

Likely just some quirk of the plastic that produces that unusual effect
with
****.

When I find out which cat did it, it's in big trouble.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-en...ondon-35363991

I have a video camera I set up for such purposes. Stopped one ****ting in
the shower that way.

I currently have one of the neighbours cats that comes right into my house
most days. Doesn't **** or **** in the house, just has a good hunt around
for something to eat and now doesn't get anything because I make sure
to put any food scraps left over from the evening meal into the bin before
going to bed. Interesting to watch what it gets up to with my arlo movement
sensitive cameras which have a strong magnet on the base so its easy to
stick the cameras in various places with so much steel around the house.

Unusually the bugger showed up during the day last week, managed to
get between me and where it gets into the house and then panicked
when it noticed me. Very healthy looking cat, its clearly not a cat that
has been left behind when one of the renters in a neighbours house
has moved out and left it behind.

Shouting at it gets it to bugger off back the way it came in but
that doesn't stop it coming back another day. Currently toying
with the cat to see what works with that cat and what doesn't.

I had a siamese cat enter my house a few times through the cat flap. I found out it lives a block away. Heard noises a few times in the night. But one day it came in when I was around in the house. It went absolutely mental when it saw me, forgot how it got in the house and ran around knocking everything over. I yelled at it, and it eventually escaped. Never seen it again.

On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:40:45 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 00:34:10 +0100, 2987pl wrote:

Bugger, thought the phucker might have hanged himself.

Commander Kinsey wrote

I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0

Yeah, me too.

Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented"
it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I can't believe
the
"water" physically spread that evenly.

Yeah, never seen water do that.

And I'm unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle

True.

wouldn't I short out a horizontal band or something?

More likely its actually the backlight that's been affected. Not sure how
they are wired, but I still can't see how there could be anything
circular.

The circles are gradually expanding, and mostly perfect circles. I would
have expected anything peeling off or water oozing along and killing
pixels not to be perfectly circular like that.

Yeah, me too. Like I said, likely some quirky sort of chemical effect
between cat **** and the plastic film that's the outer layer of the screen.

Interesting that they both start at the bottom edge, likely that's how
the **** got behind the outer layer, at that edge. But the other one
on the youtube is a completely different effect. Also round tho.

Mine got in at the bottom of the screen - where the speakers are. I can't understand it getting in the centre, there's glass in the way.

Also havent seen any reports of people ending up with
a problem using a damp cloth to clean their screens so
likely there is something in cat **** that reacts chemically.

Normally you don't squirt the water at the edge of the screen. You carefully wipe across it.

On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:15:47 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news
On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:15:01 +0100, Andy Burns
wrote:

Commander Kinsey wrote:

Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented"
it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I can't
believe the
"water" physically spread that evenly.

Yeah, never seen water do that.

There are many layers within an LCD (individually they have strange
optical properties) some of them have a textured matte finish, I could
see that allowing liquid to "wick" between layers in a circular pattern.

But would it really be a PERFECT circle?

Dunno, but it would be interesting to try. I guess it could be if the
migration rate of the edge is uniform.

I'd have thought gravity would warp the shape.

On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:17:53 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news
On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle -
wouldn't I short out a horizontal band or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles. You wouldn't
think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the bottom line
is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using urine to
mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a bit of food out of the edge of a dish.

Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 14:43:31 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle -
wouldn't I short out a horizontal band or something?

So, one of your stinking cats jumped on to your desk and ****ed on
your monitor and most likely all over your desk.
Where else in your home has the bloody thing been ****ing?

Too many places. But it gets severely reprimanded and is cutting
down.
By the way, I know plenty dogs who do the same.

My dog has never ****ed on my monitor. She ****ed in the house once when she
was a 6 week old puppy - this was to be expected.
Tell us how you reprimanded the cat. You have always been a bully who could
not face up to a man. Maybe a cat is about your mark.

"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:22:06 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 01:00:53 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news On Fri, 03 May 2019 22:22:01 +0100, Mike wrote:

On 5/3/2019 12:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I
short
out a horizontal band or something?
Dig out your polarized sunglasses and see if you learn anything.
Might have damaged the front polarizer.

I don't have sunglasses.

Is the polarizer replaceable? I can find a few people selling the
film
to
replace it, but I'm not sure how easy it is or if it's worth the
bother.
A couple of Youtube videos on changing one make it look like a work of
art.

It still seems strange I'm getting very accurate circles. Although
they're gradually expanding, and not always exactly circular. One now
looks like a pacman shape, and another has little scrape marks next to
it.

Likely just some quirk of the plastic that produces that unusual effect
with
****.

So you don't know then.

When I find out which cat did it, it's in big trouble.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-en...ondon-35363991

Good luck getting everyone registered.

It's the dogs that get registered, stupid.

I rephrase for you, pedant:
"Good luck getting everyone to register their dog."

Don't need to get everyone to register their dog to
be able to work out which dog owner didn't pick up
their dog's turd most of the time.

Even easier for you to work out which of your cats did it
given that even you don't actually have a hundred cats yet.

"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:28:08 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 00:58:18 +0100, Frank "frank wrote:

On 5/3/2019 3:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm unaware of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I
short
out a horizontal band or something?

Looks like you are not the first to have this problem:

https://www.overclock.net/forum/44-m...r-problem.html

Others mention similar cat problems.

I like the advice "upgrade from a cat to a dog". Trouble is you have to
walk them.

Nope, plenty of them are happy to walk themselves. When I was building
the
house, one of the neighbours dogs used to have a regular circuit every
single
day, regular as clockwork, around the same route, sniffing and ****ing in
the
same places every day. Hilarious to watch.

Let them do that in the UK and the moronic authorities will snatch them
up.

When I walked back to the place to pick up my car after getting a wheel
alignment done,

Isn't that something garages do to rip you off? I've never found it
necessary.

I did, the tire was wearing on one side and so needed to
be replaced sooner than it would otherwise need to be.

The alignment was well out and I don't get that effect
anymore now that the alignment has been fixed.

came across a big alsatian out on its own doing something
very similarly with most of the trees and gates on the street verge, and
going right down the driveway of some houses and bailing up the dog
behind the gate at the end of the drive. Hilarious.

What annoys me is when people allow their dogs (while still on the lead!)
to **** on people's property.

You've clearly never walked a dog on a lead.
There is no way to stop that dog behaviour.

I find most cats are trainable. If you get angry enough, they
eventually
stop doing things.

On Sun, 5 May 2019 06:22:06 +1000, 2987pl, better known as cantankerous
trolling senile geezer Rodent Speed, wrote:

FLUSH the two psychopath's usual pathological **** unread again

--
Bod addressing abnormal senile quarreller Rot:
"Do you practice arguing with yourself in an empty room?"
MID:

On Sun, 5 May 2019 07:35:27 +1000, 2987pl, better known as cantankerous
trolling senile geezer Rodent Speed, wrote:

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On Sun, 5 May 2019 06:35:11 +1000, 2987pl, better known as cantankerous
trolling senile geezer Rodent Speed, wrote:

I currently have one of the neighbours cats that comes right into my house
most days.

Every cat (or dog) got more class than either of you two clinically insane
assholes!

--
dennis@home to retarded senile Rot:
"sod off rod you don't have a clue about anything."
Message-ID:

On Sun, 5 May 2019 07:17:53 +1000, 2987plcantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

FLUSH the two resident village idiots' latest incredibly idiotic bull****

--
Another typical retarded conversation between our two village idiots,
Birdbrain and Rodent Speed:

Birdbrain: "You beat me to it. Plain sex is boring."

Senile Rot: "Then **** the cats. That wont be boring."

Birdbrain: "Sell me a de-clawing tool first."

Senile Rot: "Wont help with the teeth."

Birdbrain: "They've never gone for me with their mouths."

Rot Speed: "They will if you are stupid enough to try ****ing them."

Birdbrain: "No, they always use claws."

Rot Speed: "They wont if you try ****ing them. Try it and see."

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On Sun, 5 May 2019 07:15:47 +1000, 2987pl, better known as cantankerous
trolling senile geezer Rot Speed, wrote:

FLUSH the two clinically insane idiots' latest troll****

--
TYPICAL retarded "conversation" between sociopath Rodent and sociopath
Birdbrain from August 26th:

Birdbrain: "I have one head but 5 fingers."

Senile Rot: "Obvious lie. You hairy legged cross dressers are so inbred that
you all have two heads."

Birdbrain: "You're the one that likes hairy legs remember?"

Senile Rot: "The problem isnt the hairy legs, it's the gross inbreeding that
produces two headed unemployables like you."

Birdbrain: "So why did you mention hairy legs?"

Senile Rot: "Because that's what those who arent actually stupid enough to
shave their legs have."

Birdbrain: "You only have hairy legs if both of the following are true:
1) You're quite far back on the evolutionary scale.
2) You haven't learned what a razor is for."

Senile Rot: "Only a terminal ****wit or a woman shaves their legs."

Birdbrain: "There is literally zero point in having hair all over your
body."

Senile Rot: "There is even less point in wasting your time changing what you
are born with."

MID:

On Sun, 5 May 2019 06:40:45 +1000, 2987pl, better known as cantankerous
trolling senile geezer Rodent Speed, wrote:

FLUSH the two clinically insane sickos' latest bull**** unread

--
Typical retarded "conversation" between the Scottish ****** and senile
Ozzietard:

Birdbrain: "Horse **** doesn't stink."

Senile Rot: "It does if you roll in it."

Birdbrain: "I've never worked out why, I assumed it was maybe meateaters
that made stinky ****, but then why does vegetarian human **** stink? Is it
just the fact that we're capable of digesting meat?"

Senile Rot: "Nope, some cow **** stinks too."

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trolling senile geezer Rodent Speed, wrote:

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Senile Rot: " Did you ever dig a hole to bury your own ****?"

Birdbrain: "I do if there's no flush toilet around."

Senile Rot: "Yeah, I prefer camping like that, off by myself with
no dunnys around and have always buried the ****."

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"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:15:47 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news
On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:15:01 +0100, Andy Burns
wrote:

Commander Kinsey wrote:

Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented"
it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I can't
believe the
"water" physically spread that evenly.

Yeah, never seen water do that.

There are many layers within an LCD (individually they have strange
optical properties) some of them have a textured matte finish, I could
see that allowing liquid to "wick" between layers in a circular
pattern.

But would it really be a PERFECT circle?

Dunno, but it would be interesting to try. I guess it could be if the
migration rate of the edge is uniform.

I'd have thought gravity would warp the shape.

Gravity doesn't have much effect on a thin film
between two layers of plastic with a wicking effect.

"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:17:53 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news
On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle -
wouldn't I short out a horizontal band or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles. You wouldn't
think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the bottom line
is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using urine to
mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a bit of food
out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

On Sun, 5 May 2019 08:18:51 +1000, 2987pl, better known as cantankerous
trolling senile geezer Rot Speed, wrote:

FLUSH yet more of the two clinically insane idiots' endless bull****

--
Another retarded "conversation" between the two resident idiots:

Birdbrain: "But imagine how cool it was to own slaves."

Senile Rodent: "Yeah, right. Feed them, clothe them, and fix them when
they're broken.
After all, you paid good money for them. Then you've got to keep an eye
on them all the time."

Birdbrain: "Better than having to give them wages on top of that."

Senile Rodent: "Specially when they make more slaves for you
and produce their own food and clothes."

MID:

On Sun, 5 May 2019 07:44:59 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

FLUSH another load of the two prize idiots' endless sick ****

--
Typical retarded "conversation" between the Scottish ****** and senile
Ozzietard:

Birdbrain: "Horse **** doesn't stink."

Senile Rot: "It does if you roll in it."

Birdbrain: "I've never worked out why, I assumed it was maybe meateaters
that made stinky ****, but then why does vegetarian human **** stink? Is it
just the fact that we're capable of digesting meat?"

Senile Rot: "Nope, some cow **** stinks too."

Message-ID:

On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:29:09 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 14:43:31 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle -
wouldn't I short out a horizontal band or something?

So, one of your stinking cats jumped on to your desk and ****ed on
your monitor and most likely all over your desk.
Where else in your home has the bloody thing been ****ing?

Too many places. But it gets severely reprimanded and is cutting
down.
By the way, I know plenty dogs who do the same.

My dog has never ****ed on my monitor. She ****ed in the house once when she
was a 6 week old puppy - this was to be expected.
Tell us how you reprimanded the cat. You have always been a bully who could
not face up to a man. Maybe a cat is about your mark.

I'll tell you how my friend stopped his stupid puppy ****ing in the house, he rubbed his nose in it. Animals are stupid.

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"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:22:06 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news On Sat, 04 May 2019 01:00:53 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news On Fri, 03 May 2019 22:22:01 +0100, Mike wrote:

On 5/3/2019 12:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I
short
out a horizontal band or something?
Dig out your polarized sunglasses and see if you learn anything.
Might have damaged the front polarizer.

I don't have sunglasses.

Is the polarizer replaceable? I can find a few people selling the
film
to
replace it, but I'm not sure how easy it is or if it's worth the
bother.
A couple of Youtube videos on changing one make it look like a work of
art.

It still seems strange I'm getting very accurate circles. Although
they're gradually expanding, and not always exactly circular. One now
looks like a pacman shape, and another has little scrape marks next to
it.

Likely just some quirk of the plastic that produces that unusual effect
with
****.

So you don't know then.

When I find out which cat did it, it's in big trouble.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-en...ondon-35363991

Good luck getting everyone registered.

It's the dogs that get registered, stupid.

I rephrase for you, pedant:
"Good luck getting everyone to register their dog."

Don't need to get everyone to register their dog to
be able to work out which dog owner didn't pick up
their dog's turd most of the time.

If I don't register my dog, how can the **** be traced to my dog?

Even easier for you to work out which of your cats did it
given that even you don't actually have a hundred cats yet.

I use a camera and know what each cat looks like. Not possible for the council to do that with 1000s of dogs they've never seen.

On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:44:59 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news
On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:28:08 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news On Sat, 04 May 2019 00:58:18 +0100, Frank "frank wrote:

On 5/3/2019 3:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm unaware of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I
short
out a horizontal band or something?

Looks like you are not the first to have this problem:

https://www.overclock.net/forum/44-m...r-problem.html

Others mention similar cat problems.

I like the advice "upgrade from a cat to a dog". Trouble is you have to
walk them.

Nope, plenty of them are happy to walk themselves. When I was building
the
house, one of the neighbours dogs used to have a regular circuit every
single
day, regular as clockwork, around the same route, sniffing and ****ing in
the
same places every day. Hilarious to watch.

Let them do that in the UK and the moronic authorities will snatch them
up.

When I walked back to the place to pick up my car after getting a wheel
alignment done,

Isn't that something garages do to rip you off? I've never found it
necessary.

I did, the tire

You spell it the yank way?! Do you also say aloominum, erb, stoopid, stoodent?

was wearing on one side and so needed to
be replaced sooner than it would otherwise need to be.

The alignment was well out and I don't get that effect
anymore now that the alignment has been fixed.

Ah, fair enough, I did that once too. What annoys me is garages who seem to think it should be done every time you replace a tyre.

came across a big alsatian out on its own doing something
very similarly with most of the trees and gates on the street verge, and
going right down the driveway of some houses and bailing up the dog
behind the gate at the end of the drive. Hilarious.

What annoys me is when people allow their dogs (while still on the lead!)
to **** on people's property.

You've clearly never walked a dog on a lead.
There is no way to stop that dog behaviour.

You pull the dog away from where it's ****ing.

I find most cats are trainable. If you get angry enough, they
eventually
stop doing things.

On Sat, 04 May 2019 23:18:51 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news
On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:15:47 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:15:01 +0100, Andy Burns
wrote:

Commander Kinsey wrote:

Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented"
it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I can't
believe the
"water" physically spread that evenly.

Yeah, never seen water do that.

There are many layers within an LCD (individually they have strange
optical properties) some of them have a textured matte finish, I could
see that allowing liquid to "wick" between layers in a circular
pattern.

But would it really be a PERFECT circle?

Dunno, but it would be interesting to try. I guess it could be if the
migration rate of the edge is uniform.

I'd have thought gravity would warp the shape.

Gravity doesn't have much effect on a thin film
between two layers of plastic with a wicking effect.

Possibly, but I'm surprised it's such a perfect circle. I guess the thin film is very precisely made.

Although one of the circles has a straight edge as though it was blocked for some reason. And another has a chunk cut out of the side, rather raggedly.

On Sat, 04 May 2019 23:20:51 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news
On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:17:53 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, Tekkie® wrote:

trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle -
wouldn't I short out a horizontal band or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles. You wouldn't
think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the bottom line
is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using urine to
mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a bit of food
out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting flung across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:44:59 +0100, Rod Speed
wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news
On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:28:08 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news On Sat, 04 May 2019 00:58:18 +0100, Frank "frank wrote:

On 5/3/2019 3:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles?* I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly.* And I'm
unaware of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I
short
out a horizontal band or something?

Looks like you are not the first to have this problem:

https://www.overclock.net/forum/44-m...r-problem.html


Others mention similar cat problems.

I like the advice "upgrade from a cat to a dog".* Trouble is you
have to
walk them.

Nope, plenty of them are happy to walk themselves. When I was building
the
house, one of the neighbours dogs used to have a regular circuit every
single
day, regular as clockwork, around the same route, sniffing and
****ing in
the
same places every day. Hilarious to watch.

Let them do that in the UK and the moronic authorities will snatch them
up.

When I walked back to the place to pick up my car after getting a wheel
alignment done,

Isn't that something garages do to rip you off?* I've never found it
necessary.

I did, the tire

You spell it the yank way?!* Do you also say aloominum, erb, stoopid,
stoodent?

And Soder.



was wearing on one side and so needed to
be replaced sooner than it would otherwise need to be.

The alignment was well out and I don't get that effect
anymore now that the alignment has been fixed.

Ah, fair enough, I did that once too.* What annoys me is garages who
seem to think it should be done every time you replace a tyre.

came across a big alsatian out on its own doing something
very similarly with most of the trees and gates on the street verge,
and
going right down the driveway of some houses and bailing up the dog
behind the gate at the end of the drive. Hilarious.

What annoys me is when people allow their dogs (while still on the
lead!)
to **** on people's property.

You've clearly never walked a dog on a lead.
There is no way to stop that dog behaviour.

You pull the dog away from where it's ****ing.

I find most cats are trainable.* If you get angry enough, they
eventually
stop doing things.

"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news
On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:35:27 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news
On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:22:06 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news On Sat, 04 May 2019 01:00:53 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news On Fri, 03 May 2019 22:22:01 +0100, Mike
wrote:

On 5/3/2019 12:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I
short
out a horizontal band or something?
Dig out your polarized sunglasses and see if you learn anything.
Might have damaged the front polarizer.

I don't have sunglasses.

Is the polarizer replaceable? I can find a few people selling the
film
to
replace it, but I'm not sure how easy it is or if it's worth the
bother.
A couple of Youtube videos on changing one make it look like a work
of
art.

It still seems strange I'm getting very accurate circles. Although
they're gradually expanding, and not always exactly circular. One
now
looks like a pacman shape, and another has little scrape marks next
to
it.

Likely just some quirk of the plastic that produces that unusual
effect
with
****.

So you don't know then.

When I find out which cat did it, it's in big trouble.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-en...ondon-35363991

Good luck getting everyone registered.

It's the dogs that get registered, stupid.

I rephrase for you, pedant:
"Good luck getting everyone to register their dog."

Don't need to get everyone to register their dog to
be able to work out which dog owner didn't pick up
their dog's turd most of the time.

If I don't register my dog, how can the **** be traced to my dog?

I meant that most will register their dogs and so the **** of most
dogs can be traced by to their owner.

Even easier for you to work out which of your cats did it
given that even you don't actually have a hundred cats yet.

I use a camera and know what each cat looks like.

But dna is easier to do after the event. Its unlikely that you
will have the cat caught in the act of ****ing on the monitor.

"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news
On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:44:59 +0100, Rod Speed
wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news
On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:28:08 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news On Sat, 04 May 2019 00:58:18 +0100, Frank "frank wrote:

On 5/3/2019 3:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I
short
out a horizontal band or something?

Looks like you are not the first to have this problem:

https://www.overclock.net/forum/44-m...r-problem.html

Others mention similar cat problems.

I like the advice "upgrade from a cat to a dog". Trouble is you have
to
walk them.

Nope, plenty of them are happy to walk themselves. When I was building
the
house, one of the neighbours dogs used to have a regular circuit every
single
day, regular as clockwork, around the same route, sniffing and ****ing
in
the
same places every day. Hilarious to watch.

Let them do that in the UK and the moronic authorities will snatch them
up.

When I walked back to the place to pick up my car after getting a wheel
alignment done,

Isn't that something garages do to rip you off? I've never found it
necessary.

I did, the tire

You spell it the yank way?!

I actually spell it my way, like I do with most ys instead of ies too.

Do you also say aloominum, erb, stoopid, stoodent?

Nope, and I say tire the same way you do too.

was wearing on one side and so needed to
be replaced sooner than it would otherwise need to be.

The alignment was well out and I don't get that effect
anymore now that the alignment has been fixed.

Ah, fair enough, I did that once too. What annoys me is garages who seem
to think it should be done every time you replace a tyre.

I've never had one do that but I mostly use the cheapest tire specialist
when I need a new tire.

came across a big alsatian out on its own doing something
very similarly with most of the trees and gates on the street verge,
and
going right down the driveway of some houses and bailing up the dog
behind the gate at the end of the drive. Hilarious.

What annoys me is when people allow their dogs (while still on the
lead!)
to **** on people's property.

You've clearly never walked a dog on a lead.
There is no way to stop that dog behaviour.

You pull the dog away from where it's ****ing.

Doesn't stop it ****ing on the next one.

I find most cats are trainable. If you get angry enough, they
eventually
stop doing things.

On Sun, 5 May 2019 09:12:24 +1000, 2987pl, better known as cantankerous
trolling senile geezer Rodent Speed, wrote:

I meant

Nobody but your sociopathic "colleague" gives a **** what you mean, senile
asshole!

--
Richard addressing Rot Speed:
"**** you're thick/pathetic excuse for a troll."
MID:

On Sun, 5 May 2019 09:06:45 +1000, FMurtz, another senile Australian
troll-lover, blathered:


You spell it the yank way?!* Do you also say aloominum, erb, stoopid,
stoodent?

And Soder.

THREE miserable demented sods having a "conversation"! LMAO

On Sun, 5 May 2019 09:15:43 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

FLUSH the two abysmally stupid idiots' lastest idiotic bull****

--
Another retarded "conversation" between Birdbrain and senile Rodent:

Senile Rodent: " Did you ever dig a hole to bury your own ****?"

Birdbrain: "I do if there's no flush toilet around."

Senile Rodent: "Yeah, I prefer camping like that, off by myself with
no dunnys around and have always buried the ****."

MID:

Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 23:20:51 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news
On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:17:53 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, Tekkie®
wrote:
trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander Kinsey
wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the
circles? I can't believe the "water" physically spread that
evenly. And I'm unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor
activating a circle - wouldn't I short out a horizontal band
or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles. You
wouldn't think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the
bottom line is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using
urine to mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a bit
of food out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting flung
across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

Like I did say, you are a bully.

Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:29:09 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 14:43:31 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle -
wouldn't I short out a horizontal band or something?

So, one of your stinking cats jumped on to your desk and ****ed on
your monitor and most likely all over your desk.
Where else in your home has the bloody thing been ****ing?

Too many places. But it gets severely reprimanded and is cutting
down.
By the way, I know plenty dogs who do the same.

My dog has never ****ed on my monitor. She ****ed in the house once
when she was a 6 week old puppy - this was to be expected.
Tell us how you reprimanded the cat. You have always been a bully
who could not face up to a man. Maybe a cat is about your mark.

I'll tell you how my friend stopped his stupid puppy ****ing in the
house, he rubbed his nose in it. Animals are stupid.

When my puppy ****ed in the house she was shown the ****, given a slap, just
enough to hurt a little bit and booted out into the back garden. She has
never again ****ed in the house.
If she wants a wee/poo during the night she will wake me up. So, dogs are
not so stupid.
A cat will just **** and **** in the house, stupid is as stupid owns.

Peeler wrote on 4/05/2019 8:53 PM:
On Sat, 4 May 2019 20:11:27 +1000, Daniel60 wrote:

Peeler wrote on 4/05/2019 7:25 AM:
On Fri, 03 May 2019 20:43:56 +0100, Birdbrain Macaw (aka "Commander Kinsey",
"James Wilkinson", "Steven ******","Bruce Farquar", "Fred Johnson, etc.),
the pathological resident idiot and attention whore of all the uk ngs,
blathered again:

FLUSH the abnormal, sociopathic attention whore's latest idiotic
attention-baiting bull**** unread again

If you have 'flushed' these 'whores', how come you still see them?? Or
does your 'flushed' mean something different to what I'm thinking is the
usual UseNet meaning of 'flushed'??

FLUSH = snip

Good!! If only your 'FLUSH' or 'snip' worked both ways so nothing you
wrote EVER left your computer!!

--
Daniel

On Sun, 5 May 2019 19:32:20 +1000, Daniel60, another obviously mentally
challenged idiot, blathered:


If you have 'flushed' these 'whores', how come you still see them?? Or
does your 'flushed' mean something different to what I'm thinking is the
usual UseNet meaning of 'flushed'??

FLUSH = snip

Good!! If only your 'FLUSH' or 'snip' worked both ways so nothing you
wrote EVER left your computer!!

Well, you senile asshole are obviously incapable of doing it even ONE WAY!
BG

Peeler wrote on 5/05/2019 8:41 PM:
On Sun, 5 May 2019 19:32:20 +1000, Daniel60, another obviously mentally
challenged idiot, blathered:


If you have 'flushed' these 'whores', how come you still see them?? Or
does your 'flushed' mean something different to what I'm thinking is the
usual UseNet meaning of 'flushed'??

FLUSH = snip

Good!! If only your 'FLUSH' or 'snip' worked both ways so nothing you
wrote EVER left your computer!!

Well, you senile asshole are obviously incapable of doing it even ONE WAY!
BG

Gee Whiz!! I've made two (count them TWO) responses to you and you've
determined I'm a 'senile asshole'!!

Quick to make judgements or what??

--
Daniel

On 05/05/2019 15:03, Daniel60 wrote:
Peeler wrote on 5/05/2019 8:41 PM:
On Sun, 5 May 2019 19:32:20 +1000, Daniel60, another obviously mentally
challenged idiot, blathered:


If you have 'flushed' these 'whores', how come you still see them?? Or
does your 'flushed' mean something different to what I'm thinking
is the
usual UseNet meaning of 'flushed'??

FLUSH = snip

Good!! If only your 'FLUSH' or 'snip' worked both ways so nothing you
wrote EVER left your computer!!

Well, you senile asshole are obviously incapable of doing it even ONE
WAY!
BG

Gee Whiz!! I've made two (count them TWO) responses to you and you've
determined I'm a 'senile asshole'!!

Quick to make judgements or what??

No, just peeler the well known troll.


--
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on
its shoes.

On Sun, 05 May 2019 00:06:45 +0100, FMurtz wrote:

Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:44:59 +0100, Rod Speed
wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:28:08 +0100, 2987pl wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
news On Sat, 04 May 2019 00:58:18 +0100, Frank "frank wrote:

On 5/3/2019 3:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2...rcles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I
short
out a horizontal band or something?

Looks like you are not the first to have this problem:

https://www.overclock.net/forum/44-m...r-problem.html


Others mention similar cat problems.

I like the advice "upgrade from a cat to a dog". Trouble is you
have to
walk them.

Nope, plenty of them are happy to walk themselves. When I was building
the
house, one of the neighbours dogs used to have a regular circuit every
single
day, regular as clockwork, around the same route, sniffing and
****ing in
the
same places every day. Hilarious to watch.

Let them do that in the UK and the moronic authorities will snatch them
up.

When I walked back to the place to pick up my car after getting a wheel
alignment done,

Isn't that something garages do to rip you off? I've never found it
necessary.

I did, the tire

You spell it the yank way?! Do you also say aloominum, erb, stoopid,
stoodent?

And Soder.

That's what you say when you're fed up of your wife. Solder clearly has an L. If you pronounce it without the L, you're an idiot.

Can you tell the difference between myrrh and mirror? Tourist and terrorist? You just have lazy mouths over there.

was wearing on one side and so needed to
be replaced sooner than it would otherwise need to be.

The alignment was well out and I don't get that effect
anymore now that the alignment has been fixed.

Ah, fair enough, I did that once too. What annoys me is garages who
seem to think it should be done every time you replace a tyre.

came across a big alsatian out on its own doing something
very similarly with most of the trees and gates on the street verge,
and
going right down the driveway of some houses and bailing up the dog
behind the gate at the end of the drive. Hilarious.

What annoys me is when people allow their dogs (while still on the
lead!)
to **** on people's property.

You've clearly never walked a dog on a lead.
There is no way to stop that dog behaviour.

You pull the dog away from where it's ****ing.

I find most cats are trainable. If you get angry enough, they
eventually
stop doing things.