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I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
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On Sat, 21 Apr 2018 19:19:28 +0100, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:

FLUSH the abnormal attention whore's lates attention-baiting bull****
unread again

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I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en



That's a bayou Fairway mower.
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I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en



What would the price range be ?
Where's the post-hole auger ?
It does look cool though - I want my imaginary
good rich neighbour to buy one - so I can borrow it !
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That's a bayou Fairway mower.


....and senile Yankietard no.1 appeared to take the filthy Scottish troll's
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On 4/21/18 1:19 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en

Where's the cab with air conditioning and Sirius radio?
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Where's the cab with air conditioning and Sirius radio?


Yeah, ask the troll and get educated, you rare idiot! tsk
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I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en


You would kill it in no time by never changing the oil.
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On 4/21/2018 11:19 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en


You would kill it in no time by never changing the oil.


A decent designer would have it inform me to change the oil.

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You would kill it in no time by never changing the oil.


Is there no bait idiotic enough that you will NOT swallow hook, line and
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On Sat, 21 Apr 2018 19:19:28 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
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I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en



Check this one out:
http://kutkwick.com/superslopemaster.htm

Normally sold to state and local governments for maintaining sloping
roadside areas.

I bought one of these for my 200 acre farm so I could mow the areas
that the hay crew refused to touch because they were so steep.
Advertised as safe to 45 degrees, but I had it to 55 degrees. In fact,
I am convinced it is impossible to roll it, unless you drop it off the
edge of a cliff. Real fun, too.

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On Sat, 21 Apr 2018 19:19:28 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en



Check this one out:
http://kutkwick.com/superslopemaster.htm

Normally sold to state and local governments for maintaining sloping
roadside areas.

I bought one of these for my 200 acre farm so I could mow the areas
that the hay crew refused to touch because they were so steep.
Advertised as safe to 45 degrees, but I had it to 55 degrees. In fact,
I am convinced it is impossible to roll it, unless you drop it off the
edge of a cliff. Real fun, too.


What did that cost you? I guess about $20k?
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On Sun, 22 Apr 2018 14:04:54 +0100, slate_leeper wrote:

On Sat, 21 Apr 2018 19:19:28 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en



Check this one out:
http://kutkwick.com/superslopemaster.htm

Normally sold to state and local governments for maintaining sloping
roadside areas.

I bought one of these for my 200 acre farm so I could mow the areas
that the hay crew refused to touch because they were so steep.
Advertised as safe to 45 degrees, but I had it to 55 degrees. In fact,
I am convinced it is impossible to roll it, unless you drop it off the
edge of a cliff. Real fun, too.


Oh that looks fun!


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On 4/22/2018 at 6:04:54 AM, slate_leeper wrote:


On Sat, 21 Apr 2018 19:19:28 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en



Check this one out:
http://kutkwick.com/superslopemaster.htm

Normally sold to state and local governments for maintaining sloping
roadside areas.

I bought one of these for my 200 acre farm so I could mow the areas
that the hay crew refused to touch because they were so steep.
Advertised as safe to 45 degrees, but I had it to 55 degrees. In fact,
I am convinced it is impossible to roll it, unless you drop it off the
edge of a cliff. Real fun, too.


What did that cost you? I guess about $20k?


More than a small car?!?

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There are bits of my garden I could use one of those on, since they're
too steep for my 48" John Deere ride-on. But not enough to justify
the cost.


The troll THANKS you for your silly feedback, Huge Idiot!
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On Sat, 21 Apr 2018 19:19:28 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote:

I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en


Check this one out:
http://kutkwick.com/superslopemaster.htm


I bought one of these for my 200 acre farm so I could mow the areas
that the hay crew refused to touch because they were so steep.


Much more practical than the Brielmaier. And for Americans without the
hassle of shipping one across the ocean.

I hope you got the rotary beacon option!

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On Sun, 22 Apr 2018 17:19:12 +0100, Don Wiss wrote:

On Sun, 22 Apr 2018, slate_leeper wrote:

On Sat, 21 Apr 2018 19:19:28 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote:

I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en


Check this one out:
http://kutkwick.com/superslopemaster.htm


I bought one of these for my 200 acre farm so I could mow the areas
that the hay crew refused to touch because they were so steep.


Much more practical than the Brielmaier.


You mean handy for lazy folk who want to sit down.

And for Americans


You missed out "big fat".

without the hassle of shipping one across the ocean.


Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

I hope you got the rotary beacon option!

Don. www.donwiss.com (e-mail link at home page bottom).


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On Sat, 21 Apr 2018 19:19:28 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en



Check this one out:
http://kutkwick.com/superslopemaster.htm

Normally sold to state and local governments for maintaining sloping
roadside areas.

I bought one of these for my 200 acre farm so I could mow the areas
that the hay crew refused to touch because they were so steep.
Advertised as safe to 45 degrees, but I had it to 55 degrees. In fact,
I am convinced it is impossible to roll it, unless you drop it off the
edge of a cliff. Real fun, too.

-dan z-



Looks like a big old Gravely


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On 4/21/2018 7:26 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Apr 2018 02:20:32 +0100, Bob F wrote:

On 4/21/2018 11:19 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en


You would kill it in no time by never changing the oil.


A decent designer would have it inform me to change the oil.


It's right there in the owners manual. Just like your car.
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A decent designer would have it inform me to change the oil.


It's right there in the owners manual. Just like your car.


You AREN'T aware that you have become as much of a driveling idiot as the
idiotic troll who keeps baiting you time and again, Yankietard? LOL
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On 04/21/2018 02:19 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en

Cheaper to get a goat or three.

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On 4/21/2018 7:26 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Apr 2018 02:20:32 +0100, Bob F wrote:

On 4/21/2018 11:19 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en

You would kill it in no time by never changing the oil.


A decent designer would have it inform me to change the oil.


It's right there in the owners manual. Just like your car.


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Cheaper to get a goat or three.


I bet you two lonely blabbering idiots would have a lot of "fun" with those!


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On Sun, 22 Apr 2018 15:29:53 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
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On Sun, 22 Apr 2018 15:09:30 +0100, Dove Tail wrote:

On 4/22/2018 at 6:04:54 AM, slate_leeper wrote:


On Sat, 21 Apr 2018 19:19:28 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en


Check this one out:
http://kutkwick.com/superslopemaster.htm

Normally sold to state and local governments for maintaining sloping
roadside areas.

I bought one of these for my 200 acre farm so I could mow the areas
that the hay crew refused to touch because they were so steep.
Advertised as safe to 45 degrees, but I had it to 55 degrees. In fact,
I am convinced it is impossible to roll it, unless you drop it off the
edge of a cliff. Real fun, too.


What did that cost you? I guess about $20k?


More than a small car?!?



Mine cost $46,000 delivered to my farm in Tennessee and including one
day of demo and hands-on instruction. That was in 2006. Sold the farm
last year and sold the machine to another farmer in Alabama for $15K.
Of course the depreciation tax deductions for the first eight years
were very helpful. Most helpful was maintaining the value of cleared
land versus the value of overgrown and wooded land. That paid off when
I sold the farm.

The new owner of the place declined purchasing the machine. I think he
will regret that eventually.

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On Sun, 22 Apr 2018 15:29:53 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

On Sun, 22 Apr 2018 15:09:30 +0100, Dove Tail wrote:

On 4/22/2018 at 6:04:54 AM, slate_leeper wrote:


On Sat, 21 Apr 2018 19:19:28 +0100, "Jimmy Wilkinson Knife"
wrote:

I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en


Check this one out:
http://kutkwick.com/superslopemaster.htm

Normally sold to state and local governments for maintaining sloping
roadside areas.

I bought one of these for my 200 acre farm so I could mow the areas
that the hay crew refused to touch because they were so steep.
Advertised as safe to 45 degrees, but I had it to 55 degrees. In fact,
I am convinced it is impossible to roll it, unless you drop it off the
edge of a cliff. Real fun, too.


What did that cost you? I guess about $20k?


More than a small car?!?



Mine cost $46,000 delivered to my farm in Tennessee and including one
day of demo and hands-on instruction. That was in 2006. Sold the farm
last year and sold the machine to another farmer in Alabama for $15K.
Of course the depreciation tax deductions for the first eight years
were very helpful. Most helpful was maintaining the value of cleared
land versus the value of overgrown and wooded land. That paid off when
I sold the farm.

The new owner of the place declined purchasing the machine. I think he
will regret that eventually.


Why are they so expensive? Think how much car you could buy for $46,000.

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FLUSH senile drivel


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On 04/21/2018 02:19 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en

Cheaper to get a goat or three.



There is a company near here that rents out goats for just that
purpose. They will even put in temporary fences. Of course for that
many acres, that would cost more than the machine. How many goats
would you need? Then there are the plentiful coyotes.

When I bought the property, my CPA valued the existing fencing at $42K
for depreciation purposes.

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On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 15:27:42 +0100, slate_leeper wrote:

On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 06:53:47 -0400, Morph
wrote:

On 04/21/2018 02:19 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en

Cheaper to get a goat or three.



There is a company near here that rents out goats for just that
purpose. They will even put in temporary fences. Of course for that
many acres, that would cost more than the machine. How many goats
would you need? Then there are the plentiful coyotes.

When I bought the property, my CPA valued the existing fencing at $42K
for depreciation purposes.


$42K for a fence?!? Do you like in the outback of Australia and have 10 million acres or something?

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On 23/04/18 13:34, Huge wrote:
On 2018-04-23, Morph wrote:
On 04/21/2018 02:19 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en

Cheaper to get a goat or three.


Goats eat everything except the grass.


+1.

Sheep or rabbits are what you need


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On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 17:04:05 +0100, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

On 23/04/18 13:34, Huge wrote:
On 2018-04-23, Morph wrote:
On 04/21/2018 02:19 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en

Cheaper to get a goat or three.


Goats eat everything except the grass.


+1.

Sheep or rabbits are what you need


Rabbits dig under the fence and go to the greener grass in Mr Smith's land.

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On 04/21/2018 02:19 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en

Cheaper to get a goat or three.



There is a company near here that rents out goats for just that
purpose. They will even put in temporary fences. Of course for that
many acres, that would cost more than the machine. How many goats would
you need? Then there are the plentiful coyotes.

When I bought the property, my CPA valued the existing fencing at $42K
for depreciation purposes.


$42K for a fence?!? Do you like in the outback of Australia and have 10
million acres or something?


Wow! You really aren't the sharpest tool in the box! Although obviously
a tool of *some* sort, "Knife" it *so* isn't! :-)

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On 23/04/18 19:14, Johnny B Good wrote:
On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 15:37:38 +0100, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 15:27:42 +0100, slate_leeper
wrote:

On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 06:53:47 -0400, Morph
wrote:

On 04/21/2018 02:19 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en

Cheaper to get a goat or three.


There is a company near here that rents out goats for just that
purpose. They will even put in temporary fences. Of course for that
many acres, that would cost more than the machine. How many goats would
you need? Then there are the plentiful coyotes.

When I bought the property, my CPA valued the existing fencing at $42K
for depreciation purposes.


$42K for a fence?!? Do you like in the outback of Australia and have 10
million acres or something?


Wow! You really aren't the sharpest tool in the box! Although obviously
a tool of *some* sort, "Knife" it *so* isn't! :-)

I see you have encountered james wilkinson (Pork) sword.

The man for whom the phrase 'dickhead' was invented


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On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 19:14:43 +0100, Johnny B Good wrote:

On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 15:37:38 +0100, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 15:27:42 +0100, slate_leeper
wrote:

On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 06:53:47 -0400, Morph
wrote:

On 04/21/2018 02:19 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en

Cheaper to get a goat or three.


There is a company near here that rents out goats for just that
purpose. They will even put in temporary fences. Of course for that
many acres, that would cost more than the machine. How many goats would
you need? Then there are the plentiful coyotes.

When I bought the property, my CPA valued the existing fencing at $42K
for depreciation purposes.


$42K for a fence?!? Do you like in the outback of Australia and have 10
million acres or something?


Wow! You really aren't the sharpest tool in the box! Although obviously
a tool of *some* sort, "Knife" it *so* isn't! :-)


It's the price he quoted above.

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On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 19:24:53 +0100, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

On 23/04/18 19:14, Johnny B Good wrote:
On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 15:37:38 +0100, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 15:27:42 +0100, slate_leeper
wrote:

On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 06:53:47 -0400, Morph
wrote:

On 04/21/2018 02:19 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en

Cheaper to get a goat or three.


There is a company near here that rents out goats for just that
purpose. They will even put in temporary fences. Of course for that
many acres, that would cost more than the machine. How many goats would
you need? Then there are the plentiful coyotes.

When I bought the property, my CPA valued the existing fencing at $42K
for depreciation purposes.

$42K for a fence?!? Do you like in the outback of Australia and have 10
million acres or something?


Wow! You really aren't the sharpest tool in the box! Although obviously
a tool of *some* sort, "Knife" it *so* isn't! :-)

I see you have encountered james wilkinson (Pork) sword.

The man for whom the phrase 'dickhead' was invented


If you don't like me then killfile me and shut the **** up.

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We got to go to divorce court with them. It was like a game show. My mom won the house and car. We're all excited. My dad got some luggage.
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Johnny B Good wrote:
On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 15:37:38 +0100, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 15:27:42 +0100, slate_leeper
wrote:

On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 06:53:47 -0400, Morph
wrote:

On 04/21/2018 02:19 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en

Cheaper to get a goat or three.


There is a company near here that rents out goats for just that
purpose. They will even put in temporary fences. Of course for that
many acres, that would cost more than the machine. How many goats
would you need? Then there are the plentiful coyotes.

When I bought the property, my CPA valued the existing fencing at
$42K for depreciation purposes.


$42K for a fence?!? Do you like in the outback of Australia and
have 10 million acres or something?


Wow! You really aren't the sharpest tool in the box! Although
obviously a tool of *some* sort, "Knife" it *so* isn't! :-)


+1


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The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 23/04/18 19:14, Johnny B Good wrote:
On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 15:37:38 +0100, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 15:27:42 +0100, slate_leeper
wrote:

On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 06:53:47 -0400, Morph
wrote:

On 04/21/2018 02:19 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en

Cheaper to get a goat or three.


There is a company near here that rents out goats for just that
purpose. They will even put in temporary fences. Of course for that
many acres, that would cost more than the machine. How many goats
would you need? Then there are the plentiful coyotes.

When I bought the property, my CPA valued the existing fencing at
$42K for depreciation purposes.

$42K for a fence?!? Do you like in the outback of Australia and
have 10 million acres or something?


Wow! You really aren't the sharpest tool in the box! Although
obviously a tool of *some* sort, "Knife" it *so* isn't! :-)

I see you have encountered james wilkinson (Pork) sword.

The man for whom the phrase 'dickhead' was invented


+1


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Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 19:24:53 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:
On 23/04/18 19:14, Johnny B Good wrote:
On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 15:37:38 +0100, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 15:27:42 +0100, slate_leeper
wrote:

On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 06:53:47 -0400, Morph
wrote:

On 04/21/2018 02:19 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en

Cheaper to get a goat or three.


There is a company near here that rents out goats for just that
purpose. They will even put in temporary fences. Of course for
that many acres, that would cost more than the machine. How many
goats would you need? Then there are the plentiful coyotes.

When I bought the property, my CPA valued the existing fencing at
$42K for depreciation purposes.

$42K for a fence?!? Do you like in the outback of Australia and
have 10 million acres or something?

Wow! You really aren't the sharpest tool in the box! Although
obviously a tool of *some* sort, "Knife" it *so* isn't! :-)

I see you have encountered james wilkinson (Pork) sword.

The man for whom the phrase 'dickhead' was invented


If you don't like me then killfile me and shut the **** up.


Prick


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On 4/23/2018 5:58 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Mon, 23 Apr 2018 06:03:40 +0100, Bob F wrote:

On 4/21/2018 7:26 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Apr 2018 02:20:32 +0100, Bob F wrote:

On 4/21/2018 11:19 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
I want this.
The Americans will probably already have one for their "yard".
https://www.brielmaier.com/en

You would kill it in no time by never changing the oil.

A decent designer would have it inform me to change the oil.


It's right there in the owners manual. Just like your car.


I don't have to eat on a timed basis, I eat when my stomach says I'm
hungry.* I don't have to remember to put petrol in the car, the guage
tells me when it needs topping up.


You poor helpless boy.
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