Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death
 

Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death

Jul 28, 8:45 AM (ET)

Washington (Reuters) - Supporters of Bob Hope rallied outside of the White
House on Pennsylvania Avenue today, insisting that the alleged death of the
comedian is a hoax perpetrated by the U.S. military. Carrying signs of "Bob
Lives!" and "Give us Hope!", protesters vowed to continue marching until their
concerns were addressed.

Speaking at an impromptu press conference, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld
displayed pictures of Hope's body, which exhibited little signs of trauma
other than that of "extreme aging". "After 100 years, this comedian's reign
of humor has finally come to an end", Rumsfeld stated. "We are hopeful, no
pun intended, that freedom loving comedians will now feel able to amuse us in
the manner in which they see fit, without fear of retribution."

The Secretary also stated that Hope's body will be made available to reporters
and photographers later in the week, in an attempt to offer further
confirmation of his death to the pro-Hope Americans. He would not confirm
whether or not military medical experts would attempt any facial
reconstruction prior to the viewing.

Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death
 

"TOM KAN PA" wrote in message
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Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death

Tasteless, why would anyone draw a comparsion between a talented individual
and the POS hussain "boys"?

Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death
 

"TOM KAN PA" wrote in message
...
Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death

Tasteless, why would anyone draw a comparsion between a talented individual
and the POS hussain "boys"?

Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death
 

George wrote:
"TOM KAN PA" wrote in message
...

Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death


Tasteless, why would anyone draw a comparsion between a talented individual
and the POS hussain "boys"?


Probably 'cause he's an asshole!

Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death
 

George wrote:
"TOM KAN PA" wrote in message
...

Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death


Tasteless, why would anyone draw a comparsion between a talented individual
and the POS hussain "boys"?


Probably 'cause he's an asshole!

Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death
 

Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death


Tasteless, why would anyone draw a comparsion between a talented
individual
and the POS hussain "boys"?


Probably 'cause he's an asshole!

Who? Bob Hope?!

Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death
 

Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death


Tasteless, why would anyone draw a comparsion between a talented
individual
and the POS hussain "boys"?


Probably 'cause he's an asshole!

Who? Bob Hope?!

Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death
 

In ,
George spewed forth and said:
"TOM KAN PA" wrote in message
...
Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death

Tasteless, why would anyone draw a comparsion between a talented
individual and the POS hussain "boys"?

Maybe to show the absurdity of the the idiots whining about "the boys"

Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death
 

In ,
George spewed forth and said:
"TOM KAN PA" wrote in message
...
Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death

Tasteless, why would anyone draw a comparsion between a talented
individual and the POS hussain "boys"?

Maybe to show the absurdity of the the idiots whining about "the boys"

Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death
 

"TOM KAN PA" wrote in message
...
Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death

snipped the dribble

yah yah yah

why wasn't he at his own 100th B-day party?

something IS fishy,
this happened when George Burns passed away also.


Americans will do anything for a party!
even wait to announce someone's death.
How sad is that!


"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office"

Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death
 

"TOM KAN PA" wrote in message
...
Americans Skeptical of Bob Hope Death

snipped the dribble

yah yah yah

why wasn't he at his own 100th B-day party?

something IS fishy,
this happened when George Burns passed away also.


Americans will do anything for a party!
even wait to announce someone's death.
How sad is that!


"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office"