Bob Hope
 

On 29 Jul 2003, Jim Mc Namara spake unto rec.woodworking:

:-(

Jums

Bob Hope's wife once asked him: "Bob, where do you want to be buried when
you die?"

His reply: "Surprise me."

A very funny guy, he will be missed.

Bob Hope
 

"Scott Cramer" wrote in message:
Bob Hope's wife once asked him: "Bob, where do you want to be buried when
you die?"

His reply: "Surprise me."

A very funny guy, he will be missed.

Yeah - unlike my dad who died at an early (61) age. All 5 of us kids were
gathered around him in intensive care (leukemia) and he whispered to me: "I
want to be cremated - mixed with Massengill - and run through one more
time." Hard to smile and cry at the same time.

Jums

Bob Hope
 

"Scott Cramer" wrote in message:
Bob Hope's wife once asked him: "Bob, where do you want to be buried when
you die?"

His reply: "Surprise me."

A very funny guy, he will be missed.

Yeah - unlike my dad who died at an early (61) age. All 5 of us kids were
gathered around him in intensive care (leukemia) and he whispered to me: "I
want to be cremated - mixed with Massengill - and run through one more
time." Hard to smile and cry at the same time.

Jums

Bob Hope
 

I would have loved to have known your father. He sounds like my kind of guy.
"Jim Mc Namara" wrote in message
. com...

"Scott Cramer" wrote in message:
Bob Hope's wife once asked him: "Bob, where do you want to be buried
when
you die?"

His reply: "Surprise me."

A very funny guy, he will be missed.

Yeah - unlike my dad who died at an early (61) age. All 5 of us kids were
gathered around him in intensive care (leukemia) and he whispered to me:
"I
want to be cremated - mixed with Massengill - and run through one more
time." Hard to smile and cry at the same time.

Jums

Bob Hope
 

I would have loved to have known your father. He sounds like my kind of guy.
"Jim Mc Namara" wrote in message
. com...

"Scott Cramer" wrote in message:
Bob Hope's wife once asked him: "Bob, where do you want to be buried
when
you die?"

His reply: "Surprise me."

A very funny guy, he will be missed.

Yeah - unlike my dad who died at an early (61) age. All 5 of us kids were
gathered around him in intensive care (leukemia) and he whispered to me:
"I
want to be cremated - mixed with Massengill - and run through one more
time." Hard to smile and cry at the same time.

Jums

Bob Hope
 

"Scott Cramer" wrote in message
7.53...
On 29 Jul 2003, Jim Mc Namara spake unto rec.woodworking:

:-(

Jums

Bob Hope's wife once asked him: "Bob, where do you want to be buried when
you die?"

His reply: "Surprise me."

A very funny guy, he will be missed.

OR W.C. Fields:

Ahhhhh, yesss. Buried my wife last spring.

Had to. She died.

Bob Hope
 

"Scott Cramer" wrote in message
7.53...
On 29 Jul 2003, Jim Mc Namara spake unto rec.woodworking:

:-(

Jums

Bob Hope's wife once asked him: "Bob, where do you want to be buried when
you die?"

His reply: "Surprise me."

A very funny guy, he will be missed.

OR W.C. Fields:

Ahhhhh, yesss. Buried my wife last spring.

Had to. She died.

Bob Hope
 

"Desert Traveler" wrote in message;
OR W.C. Fields:

Ahhhhh, yesss. Buried my wife last spring.

Had to. She died.

And the follow of the interview:

"Did she have any distinguishing marks?"

W.C.: "Yes - she had sideburns!"

Loved that soliloquy.

Jums

Bob Hope
 

"Desert Traveler" wrote in message;
OR W.C. Fields:

Ahhhhh, yesss. Buried my wife last spring.

Had to. She died.

And the follow of the interview:

"Did she have any distinguishing marks?"

W.C.: "Yes - she had sideburns!"

Loved that soliloquy.

Jums

REPOST: Bob Hope
 

Jim Mc Namara wrote:

Sorry imposter - Larry and I are on another ng - he knows my header and you
need to get off mommy and daddy's computer before they ground you.



You need to get off of the 12 year old neighbor boy before they catch you.

REPOST: Bob Hope
 

Jim Mc Namara wrote:

Sorry imposter - Larry and I are on another ng - he knows my header and you
need to get off mommy and daddy's computer before they ground you.



You need to get off of the 12 year old neighbor boy before they catch you.

REPOST: Bob Hope
 

"mark Ransly" wrote in message
...
Jim Mc Namara wrote:

Sorry imposter - Larry and I are on another ng - he knows my header and
you
need to get off mommy and daddy's computer before they ground you.



You need to get off of the 12 year old neighbor boy before they catch you.

Why, is it your turn to ride?

REPOST: Bob Hope
 

"mark Ransly" wrote in message
...
Jim Mc Namara wrote:

Sorry imposter - Larry and I are on another ng - he knows my header and
you
need to get off mommy and daddy's computer before they ground you.



You need to get off of the 12 year old neighbor boy before they catch you.

Why, is it your turn to ride?

REPOST: Bob Hope
 

Texas****Ant wrote:

"mark Ransly" wrote in message
...

Jim Mc Namara wrote:


Sorry imposter - Larry and I are on another ng - he knows my header and

you

need to get off mommy and daddy's computer before they ground you.



You need to get off of the 12 year old neighbor boy before they catch you.


Why, is it your turn to ride?



Ahh, so you couldn't killfile me after all eh pussy?

REPOST: Bob Hope
 

Texas****Ant wrote:

"mark Ransly" wrote in message
...

Jim Mc Namara wrote:


Sorry imposter - Larry and I are on another ng - he knows my header and

you

need to get off mommy and daddy's computer before they ground you.



You need to get off of the 12 year old neighbor boy before they catch you.


Why, is it your turn to ride?



Ahh, so you couldn't killfile me after all eh pussy?

REPOST: Bob Hope
 

"mark Ransly" wrote in message
...
Texas****Ant wrote:

"mark Ransly" wrote in message
...

Jim Mc Namara wrote:


Sorry imposter - Larry and I are on another ng - he knows my header and

you

need to get off mommy and daddy's computer before they ground you.



You need to get off of the 12 year old neighbor boy before they catch
you.


Why, is it your turn to ride?



Ahh, so you couldn't killfile me after all eh pussy?

It's not a matter of whether or not I could....I simply chose not to.
You're kinda' humorous. I thought I'd keep watching your attempts at
slamming me. It amazes me how bent out of shape some folks get.

REPOST: Bob Hope
 

"mark Ransly" wrote in message
...
Texas****Ant wrote:

"mark Ransly" wrote in message
...

Jim Mc Namara wrote:


Sorry imposter - Larry and I are on another ng - he knows my header and

you

need to get off mommy and daddy's computer before they ground you.



You need to get off of the 12 year old neighbor boy before they catch
you.


Why, is it your turn to ride?



Ahh, so you couldn't killfile me after all eh pussy?

It's not a matter of whether or not I could....I simply chose not to.
You're kinda' humorous. I thought I'd keep watching your attempts at
slamming me. It amazes me how bent out of shape some folks get.