Too easy ...
 

On Wed, 6 Apr 2016 11:30:17 -0500, "Terry Coombs"
wrote:

I just knew it was ! Yesterday afternoon I showed my wife a POSSIBLE
interior layout for the new space I'm working on , and she said she thought
that would do . Yay ! I actually managed to give her what she wanted (get
yer minds outta the gutter) on the first try !
Then this morning she says "That's not really what I was expecting , not
what we discussed ." What? We discussed this ? Maybe in your imagination ,
my love , because every time I've asked the response was "You're going to
build whatever you want no matter what I say so why do you even ask?" . So
I've spent all morning drawing floor plans for "kitchen" area and
laundry/sewing room space . Little pieces of paper with layouts on them ,
mirrored on the other side so she can flip them . Gives like a total of 9
combinations , and if she can't find one she likes I'll just give up and
make it into a man cave . Let her stay in the camper ...

There is an unwritten rule of life, but it's probably the most important
rule every man should learn:

YOU CAN NEVER SATISFY A WOMAN: NEVER!

I better repeat this.......

YOU CAN NEVER SATISFY A WOMAN: NEVER!
NOT EVER.....

Give them $50, they want $150.
Give them Gold, they want a Diamond.
Give them Wine, they want Whiskey.
Give them Blue, they want Red.
Give them Steak, they want Lobster.
Give them Roses, they want Tulips
Give them 6 inches, they want 10 inches.

Build what you want, and make it your Man Cave.
She'll be bitching no matter what you do, so you may as well please
yourself, while she nags you to an early grave, before she runs off with
another man.... (who she *thinks* is more suited to her likes).

Too easy ...
 

I just knew it was ! Yesterday afternoon I showed my wife a POSSIBLE
interior layout for the new space I'm working on , and she said she thought
that would do . Yay ! I actually managed to give her what she wanted (get
yer minds outta the gutter) on the first try !
Then this morning she says "That's not really what I was expecting , not
what we discussed ." What? We discussed this ? Maybe in your imagination ,
my love , because every time I've asked the response was "You're going to
build whatever you want no matter what I say so why do you even ask?" . So
I've spent all morning drawing floor plans for "kitchen" area and
laundry/sewing room space . Little pieces of paper with layouts on them ,
mirrored on the other side so she can flip them . Gives like a total of 9
combinations , and if she can't find one she likes I'll just give up and
make it into a man cave . Let her stay in the camper ...
--
Snag

Too easy ...
 

Terry Coombs wrote:
I just knew it was ! Yesterday afternoon I showed my wife a POSSIBLE
interior layout for the new space I'm working on , and she said she thought
that would do . Yay ! I actually managed to give her what she wanted (get
yer minds outta the gutter) on the first try !
Then this morning she says "That's not really what I was expecting , not
what we discussed ." What? We discussed this ? Maybe in your imagination ,
my love , because every time I've asked the response was "You're going to
build whatever you want no matter what I say so why do you even ask?" . So
I've spent all morning drawing floor plans for "kitchen" area and
laundry/sewing room space . Little pieces of paper with layouts on them ,
mirrored on the other side so she can flip them . Gives like a total of 9
combinations , and if she can't find one she likes I'll just give up and
make it into a man cave . Let her stay in the camper ...

just have pieces of paper she can move around
until she says ok, then draw it up...


songbird

Too easy ...
 

songbird wrote:
Terry Coombs wrote:
I just knew it was ! Yesterday afternoon I showed my wife a
POSSIBLE interior layout for the new space I'm working on , and she
said she thought that would do . Yay ! I actually managed to give
her what she wanted (get yer minds outta the gutter) on the first
try ! Then this morning she says "That's not really what I was
expecting , not what we discussed ." What? We discussed this ? Maybe
in your imagination , my love , because every time I've asked the
response was "You're going to build whatever you want no matter what
I say so why do you even ask?" . So I've spent all morning drawing
floor plans for "kitchen" area and laundry/sewing room space .
Little pieces of paper with layouts on them , mirrored on the other
side so she can flip them . Gives like a total of 9 combinations ,
and if she can't find one she likes I'll just give up and make it
into a man cave . Let her stay in the camper ...

just have pieces of paper she can move around
until she says ok, then draw it up...


songbird

That's basically what I did , basic layouts on smaller pieces of paper ahe
can move and flip . I think she'll find a combo she likes , and I have some
tweaks to the basic layouts to suggest if she wants .

--
Snag

Too easy ...
 

On Wed, 6 Apr 2016 11:49:33 -0500, "Terry Coombs"
wrote:

That's basically what I did , basic layouts on smaller pieces of paper ahe
can move and flip . I think she'll find a combo she likes , and I have some
tweaks to the basic layouts to suggest if she wants .

When you deal with a wife; make her think the solution is her idea. Ya
can't get it wrong :-)