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Edmund J. Burke[_3_] July 29th 15 06:49 PM

SURPRISE SHIT
 
Thought I was about to fart when I **** my underpants.
Discuss...............

The size of my ass has been greatly appreciated.

David July 30th 15 02:03 PM

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"Edmund J. Burke" wrote in message ...

"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Wed, 29 Jul 2015 10:49:39 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

Thought I was about to fart when I **** my underpants.
Discuss...............


It's called a 'wet fart'. Old people tend to do that, Coloon...get
used to it! LOLOK


I know what it's called, you jealous ****! Jealous because you can't fart
anymore, colostomy queen?
LOL

so do I



NEMO July 30th 15 02:37 PM

SURPRISE SHIT
 
On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 05:49:13 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Wed, 29 Jul 2015 10:49:39 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

Thought I was about to fart when I **** my underpants.
Discuss...............


It's called a 'wet fart'. Old people tend to do that, Coloon...get
used to it! LOLOK


I know what it's called, you jealous ****! Jealous because you can't fart
anymore, colostomy queen?
LOL


And the older you get, the more frequent and wetter they get. Did you
know THAT, Coloon!

Edmund J. Burke[_3_] July 30th 15 02:44 PM

SURPRISE SHIT
 
"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 05:49:13 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Wed, 29 Jul 2015 10:49:39 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

Thought I was about to fart when I **** my underpants.
Discuss...............


It's called a 'wet fart'. Old people tend to do that, Coloon...get
used to it! LOLOK


I know what it's called, you jealous ****! Jealous because you can't fart
anymore, colostomy queen?
LOL


And the older you get, the more frequent and wetter they get. Did you
know THAT, Coloon!


I know that the turds in my ****ter look like you.
LOL


NEMO July 30th 15 06:26 PM

SURPRISE SHIT
 
On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 06:44:06 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 05:49:13 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Wed, 29 Jul 2015 10:49:39 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

Thought I was about to fart when I **** my underpants.
Discuss...............


It's called a 'wet fart'. Old people tend to do that, Coloon...get
used to it! LOLOK


I know what it's called, you jealous ****! Jealous because you can't fart
anymore, colostomy queen?
LOL


And the older you get, the more frequent and wetter they get. Did you
know THAT, Coloon!


I know that the turds in my ****ter look like you.
LOL


Take a closer look, Coloon...that's 'Pleasance' looking up at you!
LOLOK

Edmund J. Burke[_3_] July 30th 15 06:29 PM

SURPRISE SHIT
 
"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 06:44:06 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 05:49:13 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message
. ..

On Wed, 29 Jul 2015 10:49:39 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

Thought I was about to fart when I **** my underpants.
Discuss...............


It's called a 'wet fart'. Old people tend to do that, Coloon...get
used to it! LOLOK


I know what it's called, you jealous ****! Jealous because you can't fart
anymore, colostomy queen?
LOL


And the older you get, the more frequent and wetter they get. Did you
know THAT, Coloon!


I know that the turds in my ****ter look like you.
LOL


Take a closer look, Coloon...that's 'Pleasance' looking up at you!
LOLOK


How's my fuskin' sig now, bitch?




NEMO July 30th 15 07:22 PM

SURPRISE SHIT
 
On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 10:29:56 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 06:44:06 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 05:49:13 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message
...

On Wed, 29 Jul 2015 10:49:39 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

Thought I was about to fart when I **** my underpants.
Discuss...............

It's called a 'wet fart'. Old people tend to do that, Coloon...get
used to it! LOLOK


I know what it's called, you jealous ****! Jealous because you can't fart
anymore, colostomy queen?
LOL


And the older you get, the more frequent and wetter they get. Did you
know THAT, Coloon!


I know that the turds in my ****ter look like you.
LOL


Take a closer look, Coloon...that's 'Pleasance' looking up at you!
LOLOK


How's my fuskin' sig now, bitch?


Missing, Coloon! LOLOK

Gosh, you ARE, like TOTALLY inept!



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