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Thought I was about to fart when I **** my underpants.
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The size of my ass has been greatly appreciated.
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On Wed, 29 Jul 2015 10:49:39 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
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Thought I was about to fart when I **** my underpants.
Discuss...............


It's called a 'wet fart'. Old people tend to do that, Coloon...get
used to it! LOLOK


I know what it's called, you jealous ****! Jealous because you can't fart
anymore, colostomy queen?
LOL

so do I


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On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 05:49:13 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
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On Wed, 29 Jul 2015 10:49:39 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

Thought I was about to fart when I **** my underpants.
Discuss...............


It's called a 'wet fart'. Old people tend to do that, Coloon...get
used to it! LOLOK


I know what it's called, you jealous ****! Jealous because you can't fart
anymore, colostomy queen?
LOL


And the older you get, the more frequent and wetter they get. Did you
know THAT, Coloon!
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On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 05:49:13 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message news
On Wed, 29 Jul 2015 10:49:39 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

Thought I was about to fart when I **** my underpants.
Discuss...............


It's called a 'wet fart'. Old people tend to do that, Coloon...get
used to it! LOLOK


I know what it's called, you jealous ****! Jealous because you can't fart
anymore, colostomy queen?
LOL


And the older you get, the more frequent and wetter they get. Did you
know THAT, Coloon!


I know that the turds in my ****ter look like you.
LOL

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On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 06:44:06 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 05:49:13 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message news
On Wed, 29 Jul 2015 10:49:39 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

Thought I was about to fart when I **** my underpants.
Discuss...............


It's called a 'wet fart'. Old people tend to do that, Coloon...get
used to it! LOLOK


I know what it's called, you jealous ****! Jealous because you can't fart
anymore, colostomy queen?
LOL


And the older you get, the more frequent and wetter they get. Did you
know THAT, Coloon!


I know that the turds in my ****ter look like you.
LOL


Take a closer look, Coloon...that's 'Pleasance' looking up at you!
LOLOK


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On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 06:44:06 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 05:49:13 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message
news
On Wed, 29 Jul 2015 10:49:39 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

Thought I was about to fart when I **** my underpants.
Discuss...............


It's called a 'wet fart'. Old people tend to do that, Coloon...get
used to it! LOLOK


I know what it's called, you jealous ****! Jealous because you can't fart
anymore, colostomy queen?
LOL


And the older you get, the more frequent and wetter they get. Did you
know THAT, Coloon!


I know that the turds in my ****ter look like you.
LOL


Take a closer look, Coloon...that's 'Pleasance' looking up at you!
LOLOK


How's my fuskin' sig now, bitch?



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On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 10:29:56 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 06:44:06 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Thu, 30 Jul 2015 05:49:13 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message
news
On Wed, 29 Jul 2015 10:49:39 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

Thought I was about to fart when I **** my underpants.
Discuss...............

It's called a 'wet fart'. Old people tend to do that, Coloon...get
used to it! LOLOK


I know what it's called, you jealous ****! Jealous because you can't fart
anymore, colostomy queen?
LOL


And the older you get, the more frequent and wetter they get. Did you
know THAT, Coloon!


I know that the turds in my ****ter look like you.
LOL


Take a closer look, Coloon...that's 'Pleasance' looking up at you!
LOLOK


How's my fuskin' sig now, bitch?


Missing, Coloon! LOLOK

Gosh, you ARE, like TOTALLY inept!

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