MISSION STATEMENT
 

On a mission regarding usenet that is. (I wonder why my spellcheck thinks
"usenet" should be capitalized. Frankly, it's hardly important, being the
underbelly of the internet.) Anywho, I remain cloaked in anonymity. It
must remain so . . . for all us C.I.A. operatives.

The size of my ass has been greatly appreciated.