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| Col. Edmund J. Burke[_4_] |
July 1st 15 06:14 PM |
Jenny and the Radioactive Potato
"humble.life" wrote in message ...
On 27/06/2015 08:30, wrote:
During a family trip to Hiroshima, Jenny picked up a radioactive potato.
"Throw this vile thing away," her parents ordered her. She did not want to
upset her parents; so she hid the radioactive potato.
Jenny thought, "People are afraid of this thing. Maybe kids won't pick as
much on me any more if I take it to school with me." So the next time
other children were picking on her, she took out the radioactive potato,
and they ran away screaming.
Now nobody bothered Jenny ever again.
Jenny knew about the dangers of radioactivity, and several years down the
road she went to see a doctor about possible irradiation. The doctor took
her blood sample, and he couldn't believe what he saw. Over the years
Jenny's body had learned to deal with the radiation poisoning, and in her
blood was the cure for cancer.
Keep your gifts, even if they come in the form of the radioactive potato.
You never know what blessings they can bring.
Any citations in The Lancet for that one?
Here's a citation for ya: **** OFF!
LOL
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