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German number plate looks like UK number plate
"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message news
I saw a German numberplate (with the the blue D) today - M888EEF - isn't that a British configuration? I thought they were all unique? Howdy, little feller. Now, I knows what yer sayin', but here's a little sumptin' to think about, grammarwise that is. Regarding the concept of a thing being "unique...." The word is one of them words in engrish we grammarians call an "absolute concept." Concepts that are absolute either are or are not. This means that somethin's unique, or it ain't. There ain't no middle ground to fart around on. In udder words, it ain't proper, fer example, to say that something is "very" unique, 'cuze you'd be trying to qualify an absolute concept. Same thing with the word pregnant. A girl's either pregnant, or she ain't. No bubby can be a little pregnant. You git now.........and 'ave yerselves a nice day. ^@^ -- Brought to you by Colonel Edmund J. Burke World-class grammarian, linguist, ladies' man |
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German number plate looks like UK number plate
On Sun, 28 Jun 2015 15:11:22 +0100, Col. Edmund J. Burke wrote:
"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message news I saw a German numberplate (with the the blue D) today - M888EEF - isn't that a British configuration? I thought they were all unique? Howdy, little feller. Now, I knows what yer sayin', but here's a little sumptin' to think about, grammarwise that is. Regarding the concept of a thing being "unique...." The word is one of them words in engrish we grammarians call an "absolute concept." Concepts that are absolute either are or are not. This means that somethin's unique, or it ain't. There ain't no middle ground to fart around on. In udder words, it ain't proper, fer example, to say that something is "very" unique, 'cuze you'd be trying to qualify an absolute concept. Same thing with the word pregnant. A girl's either pregnant, or she ain't. No bubby can be a little pregnant. You git now.........and 'ave yerselves a nice day. ^@^ I said "unique", I never put a word in front of it. And with regards to pregnant, surely someone with twins is more pregnant than someone with one baby? -- I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. |
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German number plate looks like UK number plate
"NEMO" wrote in message ...
On 6/28/2015 7:11 AM, Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of Ladyboise, Idaho wrote: "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message news I saw a German numberplate (with the the blue D) today - M888EEF - isn't that a British configuration? I thought they were all unique? Howdy, little feller. Now, I knows what yer sayin', but here's a little sumptin' to think about, grammarwise that is. Regarding the concept of a thing being "unique...." The word is one of them words in engrish we grammarians call an "absolute concept." Concepts that are absolute either are or are not. This means that somethin's unique, or it ain't. There ain't no middle ground to fart around on. In udder words, it ain't proper, fer example, to say that something is "very" unique, 'cuze you'd be trying to qualify an absolute concept. Same thing with the word pregnant. A girl's either pregnant, or she ain't. No bubby can be a little pregnant. You git now.........and 'ave yerselves a nice day. ^@^ You need to learn to read as well as being a 'grammarian', Coloon. He didn't SAY "very unique"! Have a nice day! LOLOK -- Brought to you by Colonel Edmund J. Burke World-class grammarian, linguist, ladies' man What sort of linguist? Anilinguist? Penilinguist? LOLOK And shouldn't that be 'ladyboyz'' not 'ladies''? The 'man' bit is an obvious exaggeration. I never said her did, Miss Recktum. I was jist givin' him a grammar lesson. NOW GO DOUCHE YER COLOSTOMY! |
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German number plate looks like UK number plate
On Sun, 28 Jun 2015 21:09:34 +0100, wrote:
"NEMO" wrote in message ... On 6/28/2015 7:11 AM, Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of Ladyboise, Idaho wrote: "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message news I saw a German numberplate (with the the blue D) today - M888EEF - isn't that a British configuration? I thought they were all unique? Howdy, little feller. Now, I knows what yer sayin', but here's a little sumptin' to think about, grammarwise that is. Regarding the concept of a thing being "unique...." The word is one of them words in engrish we grammarians call an "absolute concept." Concepts that are absolute either are or are not. This means that somethin's unique, or it ain't. There ain't no middle ground to fart around on. In udder words, it ain't proper, fer example, to say that something is "very" unique, 'cuze you'd be trying to qualify an absolute concept. Same thing with the word pregnant. A girl's either pregnant, or she ain't. No bubby can be a little pregnant. You git now.........and 'ave yerselves a nice day. ^@^ You need to learn to read as well as being a 'grammarian', Coloon. He didn't SAY "very unique"! Have a nice day! LOLOK -- Brought to you by Colonel Edmund J. Burke World-class grammarian, linguist, ladies' man What sort of linguist? Anilinguist? Penilinguist? LOLOK And shouldn't that be 'ladyboyz'' not 'ladies''? The 'man' bit is an obvious exaggeration. I never said her did, Miss Recktum. I was jist givin' him a grammar lesson. NOW GO DOUCHE YER COLOSTOMY! Why give someone a lesson on how to do what they just did? And someone needs to teach you how to nest quotes. -- What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through. |
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German number plate looks like UK number plate
"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message news
On Sun, 28 Jun 2015 21:09:34 +0100, wrote: "NEMO" wrote in message ... On 6/28/2015 7:11 AM, Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of Ladyboise, Idaho wrote: "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message news I saw a German numberplate (with the the blue D) today - M888EEF - isn't that a British configuration? I thought they were all unique? Howdy, little feller. Now, I knows what yer sayin', but here's a little sumptin' to think about, grammarwise that is. Regarding the concept of a thing being "unique...." The word is one of them words in engrish we grammarians call an "absolute concept." Concepts that are absolute either are or are not. This means that somethin's unique, or it ain't. There ain't no middle ground to fart around on. In udder words, it ain't proper, fer example, to say that something is "very" unique, 'cuze you'd be trying to qualify an absolute concept. Same thing with the word pregnant. A girl's either pregnant, or she ain't. No bubby can be a little pregnant. You git now.........and 'ave yerselves a nice day. ^@^ You need to learn to read as well as being a 'grammarian', Coloon. He didn't SAY "very unique"! Have a nice day! LOLOK -- Brought to you by Colonel Edmund J. Burke World-class grammarian, linguist, ladies' man What sort of linguist? Anilinguist? Penilinguist? LOLOK And shouldn't that be 'ladyboyz'' not 'ladies''? The 'man' bit is an obvious exaggeration. I never said her did, Miss Recktum. I was jist givin' him a grammar lesson. NOW GO DOUCHE YER COLOSTOMY! Why give someone a lesson on how to do what they just did? And someone needs to teach you how to nest quotes. -- What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through. I ain't got no quotes to nest, sailor. LOL But if'n I did, I'd stick 'em right up Miss Recktum's colostomy. LOL |
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German number plate looks like UK number plate
On Sun, 28 Jun 2015 21:52:35 +0100, wrote:
"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message news On Sun, 28 Jun 2015 21:09:34 +0100, wrote: "NEMO" wrote in message ... On 6/28/2015 7:11 AM, Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of Ladyboise, Idaho wrote: "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message news I saw a German numberplate (with the the blue D) today - M888EEF - isn't that a British configuration? I thought they were all unique? Howdy, little feller. Now, I knows what yer sayin', but here's a little sumptin' to think about, grammarwise that is. Regarding the concept of a thing being "unique...." The word is one of them words in engrish we grammarians call an "absolute concept." Concepts that are absolute either are or are not. This means that somethin's unique, or it ain't. There ain't no middle ground to fart around on. In udder words, it ain't proper, fer example, to say that something is "very" unique, 'cuze you'd be trying to qualify an absolute concept. Same thing with the word pregnant. A girl's either pregnant, or she ain't. No bubby can be a little pregnant. You git now.........and 'ave yerselves a nice day. ^@^ You need to learn to read as well as being a 'grammarian', Coloon. He didn't SAY "very unique"! Have a nice day! LOLOK -- Brought to you by Colonel Edmund J. Burke World-class grammarian, linguist, ladies' man What sort of linguist? Anilinguist? Penilinguist? LOLOK And shouldn't that be 'ladyboyz'' not 'ladies''? The 'man' bit is an obvious exaggeration. I never said her did, Miss Recktum. I was jist givin' him a grammar lesson. NOW GO DOUCHE YER COLOSTOMY! Why give someone a lesson on how to do what they just did? And someone needs to teach you how to nest quotes. [your stuff removed] If you type below my sig, you get deleted. -- Top Tip. If someone shoves your feet in a fire, quickly put your head in a bucket of iced water. On average, you will be pretty comfortable. |
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German number plate looks like UK number plate
"NEMO" wrote in message ...
On 6/28/2015 9:02 AM, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: On Sun, 28 Jun 2015 15:11:22 +0100, Col. Edmund J. Burke wrote: "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message news I saw a German numberplate (with the the blue D) today - M888EEF - isn't that a British configuration? I thought they were all unique? Howdy, little feller. Now, I knows what yer sayin', but here's a little sumptin' to think about, grammarwise that is. Regarding the concept of a thing being "unique...." The word is one of them words in engrish we grammarians call an "absolute concept." Concepts that are absolute either are or are not. This means that somethin's unique, or it ain't. There ain't no middle ground to fart around on. In udder words, it ain't proper, fer example, to say that something is "very" unique, 'cuze you'd be trying to qualify an absolute concept. Same thing with the word pregnant. A girl's either pregnant, or she ain't. No bubby can be a little pregnant. You git now.........and 'ave yerselves a nice day. ^@^ I said "unique", I never put a word in front of it. And with regards to pregnant, surely someone with twins is more pregnant than someone with one baby? And someone who's nine months and bursting is far more pregnant than someone who's just conceived rectally. I see you speak from experience, you old dockside whore! LOL |
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German number plate looks like UK number plate
"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message news
On Sun, 28 Jun 2015 21:30:57 +0100, NEMO wrote: On 6/28/2015 9:02 AM, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: On Sun, 28 Jun 2015 15:11:22 +0100, Col. Edmund J. Burke wrote: "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message news I saw a German numberplate (with the the blue D) today - M888EEF - isn't that a British configuration? I thought they were all unique? Howdy, little feller. Now, I knows what yer sayin', but here's a little sumptin' to think about, grammarwise that is. Regarding the concept of a thing being "unique...." The word is one of them words in engrish we grammarians call an "absolute concept." Concepts that are absolute either are or are not. This means that somethin's unique, or it ain't. There ain't no middle ground to fart around on. In udder words, it ain't proper, fer example, to say that something is "very" unique, 'cuze you'd be trying to qualify an absolute concept. Same thing with the word pregnant. A girl's either pregnant, or she ain't. No bubby can be a little pregnant. You git now.........and 'ave yerselves a nice day. ^@^ I said "unique", I never put a word in front of it. And with regards to pregnant, surely someone with twins is more pregnant than someone with one baby? And someone who's nine months and bursting is far more pregnant than someone who's just conceived rectally. Col Burke is only familiar with rectally. -- All the American flags on the moon have been bleached by radiation from the sun (which can only be a good thing). At least we made it to the moon. We're not stuck on out tiny island nation with buck teeth like some. LOL |
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German number plate looks like UK number plate
On Mon, 29 Jun 2015 15:42:43 +0100, wrote:
"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message news On Sun, 28 Jun 2015 21:30:57 +0100, NEMO wrote: On 6/28/2015 9:02 AM, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote: On Sun, 28 Jun 2015 15:11:22 +0100, Col. Edmund J. Burke wrote: "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message news I saw a German numberplate (with the the blue D) today - M888EEF - isn't that a British configuration? I thought they were all unique? Howdy, little feller. Now, I knows what yer sayin', but here's a little sumptin' to think about, grammarwise that is. Regarding the concept of a thing being "unique...." The word is one of them words in engrish we grammarians call an "absolute concept." Concepts that are absolute either are or are not. This means that somethin's unique, or it ain't. There ain't no middle ground to fart around on. In udder words, it ain't proper, fer example, to say that something is "very" unique, 'cuze you'd be trying to qualify an absolute concept. Same thing with the word pregnant. A girl's either pregnant, or she ain't. No bubby can be a little pregnant. You git now.........and 'ave yerselves a nice day. ^@^ I said "unique", I never put a word in front of it. And with regards to pregnant, surely someone with twins is more pregnant than someone with one baby? And someone who's nine months and bursting is far more pregnant than someone who's just conceived rectally. Col Burke is only familiar with rectally. Why are you talking about yourself? -- One of the first things you learn on your honeymoon is, when you're carrying your bride over the threshold, always go in sideways, unless of course two broken ankles and a concussion turn you on. |
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"Dumb Guy no. 1265", The Rectum's Old Whore! LOL
"The Peeler" wrote in message ...
On Tue, 30 Jun 2015 21:12:41 +0100, Dumb Guy no. 1265, the Rectum's old whore, wrote: Col Burke is only familiar with rectally. I'm beginning to suspect that the good Colon is a troll. I think he has an IQ of 40. That would still about 39 over your "IQ", Dumb Guy! BG OMG! LOL! |
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German number plate looks like UK number plate
"NEMO" wrote in message ...
On 6/28/2015 7:11 AM, Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of Ladyboise, Idaho wrote: "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message news I saw a German numberplate (with the the blue D) today - M888EEF - isn't that a British configuration? I thought they were all unique? Howdy, little feller. Now, I knows what yer sayin', but here's a little sumptin' to think about, grammarwise that is. Regarding the concept of a thing being "unique...." The word is one of them words in engrish we grammarians call an "absolute concept." Concepts that are absolute either are or are not. This means that somethin's unique, or it ain't. There ain't no middle ground to fart around on. In udder words, it ain't proper, fer example, to say that something is "very" unique, 'cuze you'd be trying to qualify an absolute concept. Same thing with the word pregnant. A girl's either pregnant, or she ain't. No bubby can be a little pregnant. You git now.........and 'ave yerselves a nice day. ^@^ You need to learn to read as well as being a 'grammarian', Coloon. He didn't SAY "very unique"! Have a nice day! LOLOK -- Brought to you by Colonel Edmund J. Burke World-class grammarian, linguist, ladies' man What sort of linguist? Anilinguist? Penilinguist? LOLOK And shouldn't that be 'ladyboyz'' not 'ladies''? The 'man' bit is an obvious exaggeration. The only thing obvious is that colostomy bag of yurs. LOL |
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On Tue, 30 Jun 2015 21:52:05 +0100, wrote:
"NEMO" wrote in message ... On 6/28/2015 7:11 AM, Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of Ladyboise, Idaho wrote: "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message news I saw a German numberplate (with the the blue D) today - M888EEF - isn't that a British configuration? I thought they were all unique? Howdy, little feller. Now, I knows what yer sayin', but here's a little sumptin' to think about, grammarwise that is. Regarding the concept of a thing being "unique...." The word is one of them words in engrish we grammarians call an "absolute concept." Concepts that are absolute either are or are not. This means that somethin's unique, or it ain't. There ain't no middle ground to fart around on. In udder words, it ain't proper, fer example, to say that something is "very" unique, 'cuze you'd be trying to qualify an absolute concept. Same thing with the word pregnant. A girl's either pregnant, or she ain't. No bubby can be a little pregnant. You git now.........and 'ave yerselves a nice day. ^@^ You need to learn to read as well as being a 'grammarian', Coloon. He didn't SAY "very unique"! Have a nice day! LOLOK -- Brought to you by Colonel Edmund J. Burke World-class grammarian, linguist, ladies' man What sort of linguist? Anilinguist? Penilinguist? LOLOK And shouldn't that be 'ladyboyz'' not 'ladies''? The 'man' bit is an obvious exaggeration. The only thing obvious is that colostomy bag of yurs. LOL Who wrote what above? What a mess. Please trade in your Amiga 500 for a proper computer. -- A.I.D.S. = Arsehole Injected Death Sentence |
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German number plate looks like UK number plate
"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message news
On Tue, 30 Jun 2015 21:52:05 +0100, wrote: "NEMO" wrote in message ... On 6/28/2015 7:11 AM, Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of Ladyboise, Idaho wrote: "Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message news I saw a German numberplate (with the the blue D) today - M888EEF - isn't that a British configuration? I thought they were all unique? Howdy, little feller. Now, I knows what yer sayin', but here's a little sumptin' to think about, grammarwise that is. Regarding the concept of a thing being "unique...." The word is one of them words in engrish we grammarians call an "absolute concept." Concepts that are absolute either are or are not. This means that somethin's unique, or it ain't. There ain't no middle ground to fart around on. In udder words, it ain't proper, fer example, to say that something is "very" unique, 'cuze you'd be trying to qualify an absolute concept. Same thing with the word pregnant. A girl's either pregnant, or she ain't. No bubby can be a little pregnant. You git now.........and 'ave yerselves a nice day. ^@^ You need to learn to read as well as being a 'grammarian', Coloon. He didn't SAY "very unique"! Have a nice day! LOLOK -- Brought to you by Colonel Edmund J. Burke World-class grammarian, linguist, ladies' man What sort of linguist? Anilinguist? Penilinguist? LOLOK And shouldn't that be 'ladyboyz'' not 'ladies''? The 'man' bit is an obvious exaggeration. The only thing obvious is that colostomy bag of yurs. LOL Who wrote what above? What a mess. Please trade in your Amiga 500 for a proper computer. -- A.I.D.S. = Arsehole Injected Death Sentence LOL! |
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