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A Size 1 Shoe.

A home with solid gold plumbing.

A 29.99 dollar bill.

A house built entirely with feathers.

A one ton U.S. Minted coin.

A silent (alive) human women. (except those without vocal chords).

Wireless electricity sent via satellite.

A two foot long parade.

Instant water.

A third sex (gender). (surgical manipulations excluded)

A home with the roof in the ground and basement on the top.

A mobile home skyscraper.

A bank file for bankruptcy.

People born alive without any face.

A 5 mile long snake.

A 20 ton human being.

A square car tire.

Square billiard balls.

A battery that lasts a century and never needs charging.

A human mind powered by Google. (computer nerds excluded)

Clear (colorless) bread.

A concrete candle that ignites.

A "Darkbulb" (turn it on and day becomes night)

A politician who never lies.

A hand tool that requires NO HANDS.

A day with NO WEATHER!


Go ahead, add to this list.... It'll be fun!

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Something is seriously wrong with you...this sounds like micky, or mormon! WTF

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On Saturday, March 14, 2015 at 12:23:22 AM UTC-5, wrote:
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....anyone here with a Mensa card.

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On 3/14/15 2:21 AM, wrote:
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Go ahead, add to this list.... It'll be fun!


Usenet newsgroups that stay On Topic ........

(excluding moderated groups)

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PPOSTFU

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Dan Espen wrote:
writes:

When you don't have anything to contribute,
become the class clown.
Everyone appreciates the class clown.

Oh, wait, no we don't.
We're actually here to discuss home repair.

All these years and you're still the class clown.

Hi,
Voluntary act at that. Some one has to do it, LOL!

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wrote:
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A mobile home skyscraper.

This http://preview.tinyurl.com/o78b4bl
isn't the Empire State Building but it is
multi-story.

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On Saturday, March 14, 2015 at 10:05:33 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Sat, 14 Mar 2015 05:32:09 -0700 (PDT), bob_villa
wrote:

Something is seriously wrong with you...this sounds like micky, or mormon! WTF

It sounds like something is seriously wrong with your sense of humor.
(And the others who complained about this post). I guess they call that
humor impaired.

I'm old enough to remember Milton Berle and "Your Show of Shows", Ernie Kovaks, and Sid Caesar...so you're just out in left field on this one.

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On Sat, 14 Mar 2015 05:32:09 -0700 (PDT), bob_villa
wrote:

Something is seriously wrong with you...this sounds like micky, or mormon! WTF

It sounds like something is seriously wrong with your sense of humor.
(And the others who complaiend about this post). I guess they call that
humor impaired. And if you actually read what I posted, many of those
itesm are NOT off topic, because they refer to "home" "tools", and so
on. (Which is why I posted it on alt.home.repair. without putting (OT)
in the header).

Of course I keep forgetting this is 2015, and the only things this
younger generation find humorous are things that offend others or
contain sexual filth or racist comments.

I'll stick to the clean humor I grew up with, like Abbot and Costello,
the Three Stooges, Barney Miller, and all those good old humorous tv
shows, that really made people laugh.

Of course that was long before all the total crap they show on tv these
days, and have the nerve to call it "reality tv".

Of it was not for "ME-TV" and "THIS-TV" (the oldies), I would have
gotten rid of my tv set years ago.

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On 3/14/2015 11:38 PM, bob_villa wrote:


I'm old enough to remember Milton Berle and "Your Show of Shows", Ernie Kovaks, and Sid Caesar...so you're just out in left field on this one.

Friday night we watch the boxing from MSG sponsored by Gillette.

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wrote:
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Wireless electricity sent via satellite.

You just never know!
http://rt.com/news/240193-wireless-e...y-send-energy/

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On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 15:47:24 -0500, "83LowRider"
wrote:

wrote:
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Wireless electricity sent via satellite.

Change via satellite, to via a transmitter in the home, and this was my
only prediction when I was about 13, in 1960. I hear it's finally
getting closer.

You just never know!
http://rt.com/news/240193-wireless-e...y-send-energy/

Hey, thanks.

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On Sat, 14 Mar 2015 22:04:39 -0600, wrote:

On Sat, 14 Mar 2015 05:32:09 -0700 (PDT), bob_villa
wrote:

Something is seriously wrong with you...this sounds like micky, or mormon! WTF

It sounds like something is seriously wrong with your sense of humor.
(And the others who complaiend about this post). I guess they call that
humor impaired. And if you actually read what I posted, many of those
itesm are NOT off topic, because they refer to "home" "tools", and so
on. (Which is why I posted it on alt.home.repair. without putting (OT)
in the header).

Of course I keep forgetting this is 2015, and the only things this
younger generation find humorous are things that offend others or
contain sexual filth or racist comments.

All of that is so true.

And remember the summer between the season Saturday Night LIve was
funny, and all the time since then when it's not? What happened to
change things?

I'll stick to the clean humor I grew up with, like Abbot and Costello,
the Three Stooges, Barney Miller, and all those good old humorous tv
shows, that really made people laugh.

And some of the radio comedies have me laughing outloud, even when no
one else is in the room.

Of course that was long before all the total crap they show on tv these
days, and have the nerve to call it "reality tv".

Of it was not for "ME-TV" and "THIS-TV" (the oldies), I would have
gotten rid of my tv set years ago.

I watch those too, and when my antenna amp is working, I get Antenna TV
also.