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StorminMoron's Wife#[email protected] March 16th 13 09:49 AM

Chainsaw stuck in my vagina
 
There is a Chainsaw stuck in my vagina.
How do I get it out?

Stormin Mormon's Moron Wife (his 17th wife)

The Daring Dufas[_8_] March 16th 13 12:11 PM

Chainsaw stuck in my vagina
 
On 3/16/2013 3:49 AM, StorminMoron's wrote:
There is a Chainsaw stuck in my vagina.
How do I get it out?

Stormin Mormon's Moron Wife (his 17th wife)


You prevert, you didn't oil the chain! o_O

TDD

Stormin Mormon[_8_] March 16th 13 01:18 PM

Chainsaw stuck in my vagina
 
Sigh. my first 16 wives were so much
smarter. You need to start the engine,
and wait for the back kick.

How'd you get near a computer, anyway?
You're supposed to be hand washing my
underwear.

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..

StorminMoron's wrote in message
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There is a Chainsaw stuck in my vagina.
How do I get it out?

Stormin Mormon's Moron Wife (his 17th wife)



Stormin Mormon[_8_] March 16th 13 01:19 PM

Chainsaw stuck in my vagina
 
Hey, we're in an oil crisis. Seen the price
of gas, lately? No oil for nonsense like this.

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..

"The Daring Dufas" wrote in message
...
On 3/16/2013 3:49 AM, StorminMoron's wrote:
There is a Chainsaw stuck in my vagina.
How do I get it out?

Stormin Mormon's Moron Wife (his 17th wife)


You prevert, you didn't oil the chain! o_O

TDD



harry March 16th 13 05:54 PM

Chainsaw stuck in my vagina
 
On Mar 16, 1:19*pm, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:
Hey, we're in an oil crisis. Seen the price
of gas, lately? No oil for nonsense like this.



We are in a recession. Wait 'til you see the price of petrol when/if
it finishes.

nestork March 16th 13 06:31 PM

You really need to be more accepting of the saw.
The question shouldn't be about how to get the saw out, but embracing and accomodating the saw's needs.


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