Some thoughts for today
 

If you take a pet bird on an airplane, does the bird need air sickness
pills?

Do male fortune tellers have Crystal Balls?

What do blonds do when they're not having more fun?

What kind of car does a Mustang horse drive?

If it's raining cats and dogs, should you call the dog catcher or the
cat catcher?

How do you unscrew a pregnant lightbulb?

Some thoughts for today
 

On Jan 12, 11:55*am, wrote:
If you take a pet bird on an airplane, does the bird need air sickness
pills?

Do male fortune tellers have Crystal Balls?

What do blonds do when they're not having more fun?

What kind of car does a Mustang horse drive?

If it's raining cats and dogs, should you call the dog catcher or the
cat catcher?

How do you unscrew a pregnant lightbulb?

You need to lie down and take some more medication.