pyotr filipivich wrote:

Warning - UNPC historical reference (Korean War, after the Press
starting reporting battles with "hordes of Chinese 'volunteers'"

"How many hordes in a chink platoon?"

The jokes don't get any better, or any newer.


The bad joke police have been notified for your use of bad jokes,
well past their expiration dates.

"pyotr filipivich" wrote in message
...
"Jim Wilkins" on Sat, 4 Aug 2012
16:53:07 -0400
..
There is even room for willing (or drafted) non-Muslims as
Janissaries.

Janissaries were slaves, iirc.
pyotr filipivich

Nominally; in practice they were Praetorians.

jsw

On Sun, 05 Aug 2012 13:40:10 -0700, Gunner Asch wrote:

On Sat, 04 Aug 2012 15:52:56 -0700, Oren wrote:

On Sat, 04 Aug 2012 18:24:11 -0400, "
wrote:

Gunner, This must the nym-shifter you mentioned. The same one that
lives in a "********" and wants to move to Austin or Atlanta? Another
"********".

His patterns are obvious. Got any more e-mails from him lately? Watch
out. He may throw you down and snort you flank.

Looks like Dumb**** is in love.

Right. The same nym-shifter that was talking about a circle-jerk.

He has a fasination with Gunner AND is a LIBERAL. The same one
stalking Gunner....

But only on the computer. He is not male enough to actually come after
my in person.

But he says he *has* visited your abode. He's an admitted stalker.

Though..he is dumb enough. Shrug. Time will tell if its his Day or not.

"Michael A. Terrell" on Sun, 05 Aug 2012
04:53:20 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

Warning - UNPC historical reference (Korean War, after the Press
starting reporting battles with "hordes of Chinese 'volunteers'"

"How many hordes in a chink platoon?"

The jokes don't get any better, or any newer.


The bad joke police have been notified for your use of bad jokes,
well past their expiration dates.

Too late. I already have been WOAWed (Whimsical Order of the
Ailing Wit).
I have a GRE 750 Verbal, and I'm not afraid to use either one.

tschus
pyotr

Former member of the 3rd Punzer Division
--
pyotr filipivich
Most journalists these days couldn't investigate a missing chocolate cake
at a pre-school without a Democrat office holder telling them what to look for,
where, and why it is Geroge Bush's fault.

pyotr filipivich wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" on Sun, 05 Aug 2012
04:53:20 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

Warning - UNPC historical reference (Korean War, after the Press
starting reporting battles with "hordes of Chinese 'volunteers'"

"How many hordes in a chink platoon?"

The jokes don't get any better, or any newer.


The bad joke police have been notified for your use of bad jokes,
well past their expiration dates.

Too late. I already have been WOAWed (Whimsical Order of the
Ailing Wit).
I have a GRE 750 Verbal, and I'm not afraid to use either one.

tschus
pyotr

Former member of the 3rd Punzer Division


Sigh. Now the Pun Police are after you for being very UnPunny!

On 8/4/2012 3:52 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 04 Aug 2012 18:24:11 -0400, "
wrote:

Gunner, This must the nym-shifter you mentioned. The same one that
lives in a "********" and wants to move to Austin or Atlanta? Another
"********".

His patterns are obvious. Got any more e-mails from him lately? Watch
out. He may throw you down and snort you flank.

Looks like Dumb**** is in love.

Right. The same nym-shifter that was talking about a circle-jerk.

You and all the other right-wing knuckle-draggers are, indeed, engaged
in a circle-jerk.


He has a fasination [sic]

You illiterate ****.

with Gunner

No.

AND is a LIBERAL.

No.


The same one stalking Gunner....

No one is "stalking" gummer. Spell it right, you ****ing douchenozzle:
it's 'gummer'.

On 8/5/2012 1:40 PM, Gunner Asch wrote:
On Sat, 04 Aug 2012 15:52:56 -0700, Oren wrote:

On Sat, 04 Aug 2012 18:24:11 -0400, "
wrote:

Gunner, This must the nym-shifter you mentioned. The same one that
lives in a "********" and wants to move to Austin or Atlanta? Another
"********".

His patterns are obvious. Got any more e-mails from him lately? Watch
out. He may throw you down and snort you flank.

Looks like Dumb**** is in love.

Right. The same nym-shifter that was talking about a circle-jerk.

He has a fasination with Gunner AND is a LIBERAL. The same one
stalking Gunner....

But only on the computer. He is not male enough to actually come after
my in person.

You're a squat-to-**** girly homo. I wouldn't dishonor myself by
beating up someone who can't fight.

On 8/5/2012 7:53 PM, Gunner Asch wrote:
On Sun, 05 Aug 2012 17:18:19 -0400, "
wrote:

On Sun, 05 Aug 2012 13:40:10 -0700, Gunner Asch wrote:

On Sat, 04 Aug 2012 15:52:56 -0700, Oren wrote:

On Sat, 04 Aug 2012 18:24:11 -0400, "
wrote:

Gunner, This must the nym-shifter you mentioned. The same one that
lives in a "********" and wants to move to Austin or Atlanta? Another
"********".

His patterns are obvious. Got any more e-mails from him lately? Watch
out. He may throw you down and snort you flank.

Looks like Dumb**** is in love.

Right. The same nym-shifter that was talking about a circle-jerk.

He has a fasination with Gunner AND is a LIBERAL. The same one
stalking Gunner....

But only on the computer. He is not male enough to actually come after
my in person.

But he says he *has* visited your abode. He's an admitted stalker.

He claims he "drove by"..chuckle..

I did, gummer. I saw your shabby ****ty shack.

"Michael A. Terrell" on Sun, 05 Aug 2012
18:55:15 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" on Sun, 05 Aug 2012
04:53:20 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

Warning - UNPC historical reference (Korean War, after the Press
starting reporting battles with "hordes of Chinese 'volunteers'"

"How many hordes in a chink platoon?"

The jokes don't get any better, or any newer.


The bad joke police have been notified for your use of bad jokes,
well past their expiration dates.

Too late. I already have been WOAWed (Whimsical Order of the
Ailing Wit).
I have a GRE 750 Verbal, and I'm not afraid to use either one.

tschus
pyotr

Former member of the 3rd Punzer Division


Sigh. Now the Pun Police are after you for being very UnPunny!

I have a certificate from the Grand Puntif. Well, the former
Grand Puntif. He's now the Puntifex.
--
pyotr filipivich
Most journalists these days couldn't investigate a missing chocolate cake
at a pre-school without a Democrat office holder telling them what to look for,
where, and why it is Geroge Bush's fault.

pyotr filipivich wrote:

I have a certificate from the Grand Puntif. Well, the former
Grand Puntif. He's now the Puntifex.


Written in crayon, on toilet paper no doubt.

pyotr filipivich wrote:

Okay, so the lions need exercise. When are they going to get it
"chasing" the fat and lazy liberals? Send the hyenas in, they're
more aggressive. Much more.


If we wanted aggressive, they would have to out swim the Piranha.

"Michael A. Terrell" on Mon, 06 Aug 2012
04:32:50 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

I have a certificate from the Grand Puntif. Well, the former
Grand Puntif. He's now the Puntifex.

Written in crayon, on toilet paper no doubt.

Actually - no. But I was Smote with the Rubber Chicken of Bad
Punditry, which made it official.
--
pyotr filipivich
Most journalists these days couldn't investigate a missing chocolate cake
at a pre-school without a Democrat office holder telling them what to look for,
where, and why it is Geroge Bush's fault.

"Michael A. Terrell" on Mon, 06 Aug 2012
04:34:21 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

Okay, so the lions need exercise. When are they going to get it
"chasing" the fat and lazy liberals? Send the hyenas in, they're
more aggressive. Much more.

If we wanted aggressive, they would have to out swim the Piranha.

"Let them be known for their kindness to God's many creatures -
bedbugs, lice, mosquitoes, chiggers, army ants, rats, vultures and
worms."


--
pyotr filipivich
Most journalists these days couldn't investigate a missing chocolate cake
at a pre-school without a Democrat office holder telling them what to look for,
where, and why it is Geroge Bush's fault.

Kill them all, too. Bedbugs, lice, etc.

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..

"pyotr filipivich" wrote in message
...

"Let them be known for their kindness to God's many creatures -
bedbugs, lice, mosquitoes, chiggers, army ants, rats, vultures and
worms."

pyotr filipivich wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" on Mon, 06 Aug 2012
04:32:50 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

I have a certificate from the Grand Puntif. Well, the former
Grand Puntif. He's now the Puntifex.

Written in crayon, on toilet paper no doubt.

Actually - no. But I was Smote with the Rubber Chicken of Bad
Punditry, which made it official.


So YOU'RE the reason that the noble Rubber Chicken is now extinct!

pyotr filipivich wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" on Mon, 06 Aug 2012
04:34:21 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

Okay, so the lions need exercise. When are they going to get it
"chasing" the fat and lazy liberals? Send the hyenas in, they're
more aggressive. Much more.

If we wanted aggressive, they would have to out swim the Piranha.

"Let them be known for their kindness to God's many creatures -
bedbugs, lice, mosquitoes, chiggers, army ants, rats, vultures and
worms."


The good Lord must love fools, he made enough liberals.

"Michael A. Terrell" on Mon, 06 Aug 2012
20:09:43 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" on Mon, 06 Aug 2012
04:32:50 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

I have a certificate from the Grand Puntif. Well, the former
Grand Puntif. He's now the Puntifex.

Written in crayon, on toilet paper no doubt.

Actually - no. But I was Smote with the Rubber Chicken of Bad
Punditry, which made it official.


So YOU'RE the reason that the noble Rubber Chicken is now extinct!

Not me - that was the Puntif's doing!


--
pyotr filipivich
Most journalists these days couldn't investigate a missing chocolate cake
at a pre-school without a Democrat office holder telling them what to look for,
where, and why it is Geroge Bush's fault.

"Michael A. Terrell" on Mon, 06 Aug 2012
20:10:52 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" on Mon, 06 Aug 2012
04:34:21 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

Okay, so the lions need exercise. When are they going to get it
"chasing" the fat and lazy liberals? Send the hyenas in, they're
more aggressive. Much more.

If we wanted aggressive, they would have to out swim the Piranha.

"Let them be known for their kindness to God's many creatures -
bedbugs, lice, mosquitoes, chiggers, army ants, rats, vultures and
worms."


The good Lord must love fools, he made enough liberals.

I suspect that the Good Lord made fools, and then the Devil
decided he could make one too, but he could only get the Liberal.


--
pyotr filipivich
Most journalists these days couldn't investigate a missing chocolate cake
at a pre-school without a Democrat office holder telling them what to look for,
where, and why it is Geroge Bush's fault.

pyotr filipivich wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" on Mon, 06 Aug 2012
20:09:43 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" on Mon, 06 Aug 2012
04:32:50 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

I have a certificate from the Grand Puntif. Well, the former
Grand Puntif. He's now the Puntifex.

Written in crayon, on toilet paper no doubt.

Actually - no. But I was Smote with the Rubber Chicken of Bad
Punditry, which made it official.


So YOU'RE the reason that the noble Rubber Chicken is now extinct!

Not me - that was the Puntif's doing!


Oh, sure. Blame someone else for killing off clean comedy!

pyotr filipivich wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" on Mon, 06 Aug 2012
20:10:52 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" on Mon, 06 Aug 2012
04:34:21 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

Okay, so the lions need exercise. When are they going to get it
"chasing" the fat and lazy liberals? Send the hyenas in, they're
more aggressive. Much more.

If we wanted aggressive, they would have to out swim the Piranha.

"Let them be known for their kindness to God's many creatures -
bedbugs, lice, mosquitoes, chiggers, army ants, rats, vultures and
worms."


The good Lord must love fools, he made enough liberals.

I suspect that the Good Lord made fools, and then the Devil
decided he could make one too, but he could only get the Liberal.


Some entities never learn their limits.

On Fri, 27 Jul 2012 20:21:21 -0700, Gunner Asch
wrote:

On Fri, 27 Jul 2012 12:54:23 -0500, "Atila Iskander"
wrote:


My mind is made up because of the frequency I hear horrific murders
compared to years ago and it has nothing to do with the NRAs beliefs.

Has lot more to do with network competition for audience
They will repeat as often and for as long as possible whatever news they
think will keep their audience tuned in. Then will move on to something
else and flog that into a red paste.
The amount of times you actually hear something has really nothing to do
with how often such things occur.

and in fact..."horriffic murders" are far far less in number today..than
they were 50 yrs ago.



Maybe but here we go again unless CNN is fabricating it !!!

"Michael A. Terrell" on Tue, 07 Aug 2012
00:25:04 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" on Mon, 06 Aug 2012
20:09:43 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" on Mon, 06 Aug 2012
04:32:50 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

I have a certificate from the Grand Puntif. Well, the former
Grand Puntif. He's now the Puntifex.

Written in crayon, on toilet paper no doubt.

Actually - no. But I was Smote with the Rubber Chicken of Bad
Punditry, which made it official.


So YOU'RE the reason that the noble Rubber Chicken is now extinct!

Not me - that was the Puntif's doing!


Oh, sure. Blame someone else for killing off clean comedy!

I only crafted the finest wordplay.

Okay, and one double entendre. That I'll admit to.


tschus
pyotr
--
pyotr filipivich.
"I wish you wouldn't use the mind control device - I get
these terrible migranes until it's finished." Jonathon

pyotr filipivich wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:

Oh, sure. Blame someone else for killing off clean comedy!

I only crafted the finest wordplay.

Okay, and one double entendre. That I'll admit to.


PERVERT!!! ;-)

On Sun, 05 Aug 2012 19:53:18 -0700, Gunner Asch
wrote:

On Sun, 05 Aug 2012 17:18:19 -0400, "
wrote:

On Sun, 05 Aug 2012 13:40:10 -0700, Gunner Asch wrote:

On Sat, 04 Aug 2012 15:52:56 -0700, Oren wrote:

On Sat, 04 Aug 2012 18:24:11 -0400, "
wrote:

Gunner, This must the nym-shifter you mentioned. The same one that
lives in a "********" and wants to move to Austin or Atlanta? Another
"********".

His patterns are obvious. Got any more e-mails from him lately? Watch
out. He may throw you down and snort you flank.

Looks like Dumb**** is in love.

Right. The same nym-shifter that was talking about a circle-jerk.

He has a fasination with Gunner AND is a LIBERAL. The same one
stalking Gunner....

But only on the computer. He is not male enough to actually come after
my in person.

But he says he *has* visited your abode. He's an admitted stalker.

He claims he "drove by"..chuckle..which is hardly "visiting". If he
visited....I would have met him. If he had visited while no one was
home...the dogs would still be holding him until one of us got home.

So one can say he may have driven by..though I honestly doubt it. Its
far too far out of the way of normal traffic up and down the Central
Valley.

He is more than welcome to stop by when Im home however. Just come
peaceful, because if he is the dickhead that he is on Usenet, he and his
ride will likely find a comfortable spot to reside for a very very long
time. Backhoes here are a dime a dozen as are dozers...and big empty
places to put such trash.

Though..he is dumb enough. Shrug. Time will tell if its his Day or not.

Gunner


Hear the recent news? Seems to me I said earlier that I tend to hear
more often mass killings now and you basically said I'm stupid. Well
the recent news supports my case and it's FACT instead of your bs .

On Tue, 07 Aug 2012 12:44:51 -0500, "Doug" wrote:

On Sun, 05 Aug 2012 19:53:18 -0700, Gunner Asch
wrote:

On Sun, 05 Aug 2012 17:18:19 -0400, "
wrote:

On Sun, 05 Aug 2012 13:40:10 -0700, Gunner Asch wrote:

On Sat, 04 Aug 2012 15:52:56 -0700, Oren wrote:

On Sat, 04 Aug 2012 18:24:11 -0400, "
wrote:

Gunner, This must the nym-shifter you mentioned. The same one that
lives in a "********" and wants to move to Austin or Atlanta? Another
"********".

His patterns are obvious. Got any more e-mails from him lately? Watch
out. He may throw you down and snort you flank.

Looks like Dumb**** is in love.

Right. The same nym-shifter that was talking about a circle-jerk.

He has a fasination with Gunner AND is a LIBERAL. The same one
stalking Gunner....

But only on the computer. He is not male enough to actually come after
my in person.

But he says he *has* visited your abode. He's an admitted stalker.

He claims he "drove by"..chuckle..which is hardly "visiting". If he
visited....I would have met him. If he had visited while no one was
home...the dogs would still be holding him until one of us got home.

So one can say he may have driven by..though I honestly doubt it. Its
far too far out of the way of normal traffic up and down the Central
Valley.

He is more than welcome to stop by when Im home however. Just come
peaceful, because if he is the dickhead that he is on Usenet, he and his
ride will likely find a comfortable spot to reside for a very very long
time. Backhoes here are a dime a dozen as are dozers...and big empty
places to put such trash.

Though..he is dumb enough. Shrug. Time will tell if its his Day or not.

Gunner


Hear the recent news? Seems to me I said earlier that I tend to hear
more often mass killings now and you basically said I'm stupid. Well
the recent news supports my case and it's FACT instead of your bs .

I see you still haven't learned anything.

"Michael A. Terrell" on Tue, 07 Aug 2012
08:43:47 -0400 typed in alt.survival the following:

pyotr filipivich wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:

Oh, sure. Blame someone else for killing off clean comedy!

I only crafted the finest wordplay.

Okay, and one double entendre. That I'll admit to.


PERVERT!!! ;-)

That Perfect...


tschus
pyotr

--
pyotr filipivich
Most journalists these days couldn't investigate a missing chocolate cake
at a pre-school without a Democrat office holder telling them what to look for,
where, and why it is Geroge Bush's fault.

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
m...

pyotr filipivich wrote:

I want to revive either a Mongol Horde, or one of the Seljuk Turk
armies, and tell them "Leave the following alone [insert list], but
Three days sack. Remember Shiny stuff first." and turn them loose on
some liberal enclave. SF, Hollyweird, Sacramento, elsewhere, and just
let the libs have a true multicultural experience.

http://www.travelandleisure.com/arti...al-monuments/1


How about borrowing the horde from those credit card commercials?

NAH !
They're much too nice and "civilized"
Imagine a REAL Mongol asking you "What's in your wallet ?"
Never happen with a REAL Mongol

Atila Iskander wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
m...

pyotr filipivich wrote:

I want to revive either a Mongol Horde, or one of the Seljuk Turk
armies, and tell them "Leave the following alone [insert list], but
Three days sack. Remember Shiny stuff first." and turn them loose on
some liberal enclave. SF, Hollyweird, Sacramento, elsewhere, and just
let the libs have a true multicultural experience.

http://www.travelandleisure.com/arti...al-monuments/1


How about borrowing the horde from those credit card commercials?

NAH !
They're much too nice and "civilized"
Imagine a REAL Mongol asking you "What's in your wallet ?"
Never happen with a REAL Mongol


Heh. That's just their PR man. The real horde will run them through
with a sword before they can answer. ;-)

Jim Wilkins wrote:

"The Daring Dufas" wrote in
message ...
On 7/28/2012 6:59 AM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:


Do you laugh your ass off watching low budget SciFi shows where the
engine room of the giant alien space cruiser is actually a chiller
plant for an big building's air conditioning system? Placards with
alien looking symbols cover the nameplates with Carrier, York, Trane
and Square D printed on them. It hurts to laugh that hard sometimes.
^_^

TDD

I choked up with laughter at the submarine's control room in The Fifth
Missile which was a row of old Tektronix 5## tube scopes on carts.


I picked up a collection of 50 old Sci-Fi movies for $10 at Walmart a
few days ago. "Over 70 hours of Out-of-this world action! (UPC
826831071213)
http://www.millcreekent.com/sci-fi-i...ovie-pack.html

It includes the movie "Mission Stardust", based on the perry Rhodan
series of novels. Now I'm ready for the next time that I'm confined to
bed for a few days.

Gunner Asch wrote:

On Sun, 29 Jul 2012 14:25:03 -0700, Oren wrote:

On Sun, 29 Jul 2012 17:03:29 -0400, "
wrote:

You forgot the part where Holder got involved. :-(

Right. I bet the person you replied to knows little of a 1911. Likely
owns no firearms or has ever been close to one. Smart folks don't use
000 buckshot in a 870 (Remington home defense). I even bet she did not
write such a post, but grabbed it off the net.

Indeed. #4 bird shot or #4 buckshot works nicely inside the home. And
out to a reasonable distance outdoors as well. One can put a man down
with a load of #4 buck at 25 yrds even from a cylinder bore barrel.


Last time I was wrong, it was a mistake :-\

__
Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it
has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by
mere chance, holds on to it! -- Davy Crockett

Btw...someone sent me a link...VBG

http://dvice.com/archives/2012/07/salt-shooting-s.php

Ill buy one when they hit the market.



Then scale it up to shoot a salt lick?