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HeyBob November 25th 11 11:12 PM

Grab your pepper spray and head to the WalMart Door Buster sale
 
Stupid ****ing people...

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...y-attack-.html



Bill[_9_] November 25th 11 11:57 PM

Grab your pepper spray and head to the WalMart Door Buster sale
 
"HeyBob" wrote in message
Stupid ****ing people...

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...y-attack-.html



The story used the words: "shopping rage"?

That's a new one!


The Daring Dufas[_7_] November 26th 11 12:30 AM

Grab your pepper spray and head to the WalMart Door Buster sale
 
On 11/25/2011 5:57 PM, Bill wrote:
"HeyBob" wrote in message
Stupid ****ing people...

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...y-attack-.html




The story used the words: "shopping rage"?

That's a new one!


"Hate Shopping" would be a more appropriate term for the P.L.L.C.F. to
spew. I haven't heard "Racist Shopping" from them yet. Darn, I hope I
haven't given them any ideas. ^_^

TDD

Moe Gasser November 26th 11 05:35 AM

Grab your pepper spray and head to the WalMart Door Buster sale
 
Tis the season to be jolly...

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/...7AO0L820111125

Off-duty police officers working as security for a Walmart in Kinston,
North Carolina, used pepper spray to keep anxious shoppers at bay before
the start of an electronics sale at midnight on Thursday, authorities said.

The already "rowdy" atmosphere intensified when employees began to bring
out pallets of electronic merchandise, Kinston director of public safety
Bill Johnson said.

When customers tried to grab merchandise from the pallets before the
sale time, the off-duty officers hired as store security guards for the
event discharged pepper spray to restore order, Johnson said. One man
was arrested for failing to follow officers' orders, he said.

"No one was pepper sprayed in the face," Johnson said, adding that he
was unaware of any injuries.


[email protected] November 26th 11 08:26 AM

Grab your pepper spray and head to the WalMart Door Buster sale
 
On Fri, 25 Nov 2011 18:12:53 -0500, "HeyBob" wrote:

Stupid ****ing people...

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...day-marred-by-

shootings-pepper-spray-attack-.html



This is what the economy needs to recover. Lure the sickest minds
into the stores, take all their money, and encourage them to kill each
other. That leaves more money for those who survive as well as
providing jobs for those in the medical and funeral business. It's a
win-win situation.

Besides that, all this Christmas shopping is being done for the
birthday of Jesus Christ, the son of God, so that makes it all good.
Jesus wants his birthday gifts, so if a few hundred worthless
disposible ghetto trash people lose their lives, God will be pleased
because his son is getting a gift..... plus ....... God can easily
manufacture some new "replacement" people if he wishes. All he has to
do is impregnate a few more virgins, and claim its a miracle.....



Stormin Mormon November 26th 11 02:12 PM

Grab your pepper spray and head to the WalMart Door Buster sale
 
Watch... someone will propose a law about shopping rage.
Like hate crimes, and terrorism.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Bill" wrote in message
...
"HeyBob" wrote in message
Stupid people...

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...y-attack-.html



The story used the words: "shopping rage"?

That's a new one!



Stormin Mormon November 26th 11 02:13 PM

Grab your pepper spray and head to the WalMart Door Buster sale
 
Maybe orchestrated by ACORN and our community organizer in
chief? As an excuse for more regulations about business.
Maybe set up TSA stations in every Walmart, and strip search
the customers when entering?

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"The Daring Dufas" wrote in
message ...

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...y-attack-.html




The story used the words: "shopping rage"?

That's a new one!


"Hate Shopping" would be a more appropriate term for the
P.L.L.C.F. to
spew. I haven't heard "Racist Shopping" from them yet. Darn,
I hope I
haven't given them any ideas. ^_^

TDD



Higgs Boson[_2_] November 26th 11 08:02 PM

Grab your pepper spray and head to the WalMart Door Buster sale
 
On Nov 26, 6:13*am, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:
Maybe orchestrated by ACORN and our community organizer in
chief? As an excuse for more regulations about business.
Maybe set up TSA stations in every Walmart, and strip search
the customers when entering?

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
*www.lds.org
.

"The Daring Dufas" wrote in
...



http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...black-friday-m....


The story used the words: "shopping rage"?


That's a new one!


"Hate Shopping" would be a more appropriate term for the
P.L.L.C.F. to
spew. I haven't heard "Racist Shopping" from them yet. Darn,
I hope I
haven't given them any ideas. ^_^

TDD


***Wouldn't it depend on how "shopping" is defined?

Ex: Method One: At your convenience, you go to a store or stores that
sell what you want. You take the time to look over the merchandise
and maybe compare with something similiar. You are helped by a
courteous employee who answers your questions politely. You check out
at a register staffed by efficient, pleasant employees. If there
develops a later problem with your purchase, it is handled promptly by
the store or by management.

Method Two: The frenzied greed that killed a store employee last
year-- crushed to death in the mob's insensate rush. Hard to believe
that it's worth camping out overnight and fighting a crazed mob just
to get a discount on an electronic product that only distances you or
your child further from Nature and your fellow humans. Maybe it's a
social occasional for them, like standing in line Friday night for the
newest Big Movie. Chacun...

HB




Steve B[_13_] November 26th 11 08:04 PM

Grab your pepper spray and head to the WalMart Door Buster sale
 

wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Nov 2011 18:12:53 -0500, "HeyBob" wrote:

Stupid ****ing people...

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...day-marred-by-

shootings-pepper-spray-attack-.html



This is what the economy needs to recover. Lure the sickest minds
into the stores, take all their money, and encourage them to kill each
other. That leaves more money for those who survive as well as
providing jobs for those in the medical and funeral business. It's a
win-win situation.

Besides that, all this Christmas shopping is being done for the
birthday of Jesus Christ, the son of God, so that makes it all good.
Jesus wants his birthday gifts, so if a few hundred worthless
disposible ghetto trash people lose their lives, God will be pleased
because his son is getting a gift..... plus ....... God can easily
manufacture some new "replacement" people if he wishes. All he has to
do is impregnate a few more virgins, and claim its a miracle.....


Were you born stupid, or did you just practice a lot?

Steve



Higgs Boson[_2_] November 26th 11 08:12 PM

Grab your pepper spray and head to the WalMart Door Buster sale
 
On Nov 26, 12:26*am, wrote:
On Fri, 25 Nov 2011 18:12:53 -0500, "HeyBob" wrote:
Stupid ****ing people...


http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...black-friday-m...


shootings-pepper-spray-attack-.html



This is what the economy needs to recover. *Lure the sickest minds
into the stores, take all their money, and encourage them to kill each
other. *That leaves more money for those who survive as well as
providing jobs for those in the medical and funeral business. It's a
win-win situation.

Besides that, all this Christmas shopping is being done for the
birthday of Jesus Christ, the son of God, so that makes it all good.
Jesus wants his birthday gifts, so if a few hundred worthless
disposible ghetto trash people lose their lives, God will be pleased
because his son is getting a gift..... * plus ....... God can easily
manufacture some new "replacement" people if he wishes. *All he has to
do is impregnate a few more virgins, and claim its a miracle.....


***Actually, Jesus (assuming he existed) would have been born in the
Spring. Remember: "There were shepherds abiding in the
fields...keeping watch over their flocks by night..." They would
hardly have been doing that in the depths of winter.

Humanity, from primitive times, did whatever they thought would stop
the Sun from disappearing forever. Christianity just co-opted the
Winter Solstice festivals of other belief systems (aka religions),
just as they also renamed pagan shrines -- wells, trees, stones, etc.
-- in their own interests.

http://www.religioustolerance.org/winter_solstice.htm

Caveat emptor!

HB

Sigmund Freud[_2_] November 26th 11 08:58 PM

Grab your pepper spray and head to the WalMart Door Buster sale
 
Y'all can relax now. The unsub turned herself in...though I
guess authorities turned the nutcake loose.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/...7AP0NX20111126




"Stormin Mormon" wrote
in message ...
Maybe orchestrated by ACORN and our community organizer in
chief? As an excuse for more regulations about business.
Maybe set up TSA stations in every Walmart, and strip
search
the customers when entering?

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
.




Moe Gasser November 26th 11 09:07 PM

Grab your pepper spray and head to the WalMart Door Buster sale
 
On 11/26/2011 3:12 PM, Higgs Boson wrote:


***Actually, Jesus (assuming he existed) would have been born in the
Spring. Remember: "There were shepherds abiding in the
fields...keeping watch over their flocks by night..." They would
hardly have been doing that in the depths of winter.


Maybe Jesus was born somewhere in the southern hemisphere? We really
can't be sure.

Hell, we aren't even sure where Obama was born. ;-)


HeyBub[_3_] November 27th 11 01:52 AM

Grab your pepper spray and head to the WalMart Door Buster sale
 
wrote:
On Fri, 25 Nov 2011 18:12:53 -0500, "HeyBob" wrote:

Stupid ****ing people...

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...day-marred-by-
shootings-pepper-spray-attack-.html



This is what the economy needs to recover. Lure the sickest minds
into the stores, take all their money, and encourage them to kill each
other. That leaves more money for those who survive as well as
providing jobs for those in the medical and funeral business. It's a
win-win situation.

Besides that, all this Christmas shopping is being done for the
birthday of Jesus Christ, the son of God, so that makes it all good.
Jesus wants his birthday gifts, so if a few hundred worthless
disposible ghetto trash people lose their lives, God will be pleased
because his son is getting a gift..... plus ....... God can easily
manufacture some new "replacement" people if he wishes. All he has to
do is impregnate a few more virgins, and claim its a miracle.....


There's nothing miraculous about a virgin birth. Ask any gynecologist who
did his residency at a large metropolitan hospital. Such hospitals routinely
see several "virgin" births a month. Remember, "virginity" has to do with
sexual intercourse; pregnancy depends on the union of sperm and egg. There
is no necessary connection between the two.



harry November 27th 11 08:18 AM

Grab your pepper spray and head to the WalMart Door Buster sale
 
On Nov 26, 8:12*pm, Higgs Boson wrote:
On Nov 26, 12:26*am, wrote:





On Fri, 25 Nov 2011 18:12:53 -0500, "HeyBob" wrote:
Stupid ****ing people...


http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...black-friday-m....


shootings-pepper-spray-attack-.html


This is what the economy needs to recover. *Lure the sickest minds
into the stores, take all their money, and encourage them to kill each
other. *That leaves more money for those who survive as well as
providing jobs for those in the medical and funeral business. It's a
win-win situation.


Besides that, all this Christmas shopping is being done for the
birthday of Jesus Christ, the son of God, so that makes it all good.
Jesus wants his birthday gifts, so if a few hundred worthless
disposible ghetto trash people lose their lives, God will be pleased
because his son is getting a gift..... * plus ....... God can easily
manufacture some new "replacement" people if he wishes. *All he has to
do is impregnate a few more virgins, and claim its a miracle.....


***Actually, Jesus (assuming he existed) would have been born in the
Spring. *Remember: *"There were shepherds abiding in the
fields...keeping watch over their flocks by night..." They would
hardly have been doing that in the depths of winter.

Humanity, from *primitive times, did whatever they thought would stop
the Sun from disappearing forever. *Christianity just co-opted the
Winter Solstice festivals of other belief systems (aka religions),
just as they also renamed pagan shrines -- wells, trees, stones, etc.
-- in their own interests.

http://www.religioustolerance.org/winter_solstice.htm

Caveat emptor!

HB- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Winter solistice next year is to be the end of humanity/the world
according to the Maya calender. So, just enjoy your next twelve
months.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_phenomenon

Red Green November 27th 11 05:31 PM

Grab your pepper spray and head to the WalMart Door Buster sale
 
Moe Gasser wrote in news:Rv-
:

On 11/26/2011 3:12 PM, Higgs Boson wrote:


***Actually, Jesus (assuming he existed) would have been born in the
Spring. Remember: "There were shepherds abiding in the
fields...keeping watch over their flocks by night..." They would
hardly have been doing that in the depths of winter.


Maybe Jesus was born somewhere in the southern hemisphere? We really
can't be sure.

Hell, we aren't even sure where Obama was born. ;-)


Good one...and true.





Red Green November 27th 11 05:34 PM

Grab your pepper spray and head to the WalMart Door Buster sale
 
harry wrote in
:

On Nov 26, 8:12*pm, Higgs Boson wrote:
On Nov 26, 12:26*am, wrote:





On Fri, 25 Nov 2011 18:12:53 -0500, "HeyBob"
wrote:
Stupid ****ing people...


http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...t-black-friday
-m.

..

shootings-pepper-spray-attack-.html


This is what the economy needs to recover. *Lure the sickest minds
into the stores, take all their money, and encourage them to kill
each other. *That leaves more money for those who survive as well
as providing jobs for those in the medical and funeral business.
It's a win-win situation.


Besides that, all this Christmas shopping is being done for the
birthday of Jesus Christ, the son of God, so that makes it all
good. Jesus wants his birthday gifts, so if a few hundred worthless
disposible ghetto trash people lose their lives, God will be
pleased because his son is getting a gift..... * plus ....... God
can easily manufacture some new "replacement" people if he wishes.
*All he has t

o
do is impregnate a few more virgins, and claim its a miracle.....


***Actually, Jesus (assuming he existed) would have been born in the
Spring. *Remember: *"There were shepherds abiding in the
fields...keeping watch over their flocks by night..." They would
hardly have been doing that in the depths of winter.

Humanity, from *primitive times, did whatever they thought would stop
the Sun from disappearing forever. *Christianity just co-opted the
Winter Solstice festivals of other belief systems (aka religions),
just as they also renamed pagan shrines -- wells, trees, stones, etc.
-- in their own interests.

http://www.religioustolerance.org/winter_solstice.htm

Caveat emptor!

HB- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Winter solistice next year is to be the end of humanity/the world
according to the Maya calender. So, just enjoy your next twelve
months.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_phenomenon



Dead again. Now I know what Kenny on South Park goes through.


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