What to do with a 3-sided aquarium?
 

(These can often be found next to an apartment house's dumpster.)

I obtained one recently and harkened back to a use I saw at the Audubon
Society of Western Pennsylvania.

You line the remaining three sides of the aquarium with reflective window
film and fashion a wooden lid for the result. Now take the modified fish
tank and mount it in the window next to your breakfast table, missing side
out.

Each morning open the wooden top and dump in some bird seed. Replace the
lid.

Presently little birdies will come for their breakfast while you enjoy your
coffee not more than a foot away.

What to do with a 3-sided aquarium?
 

On 2011-04-03, HeyBub wrote:
(These can often be found next to an apartment house's dumpster.)

Solve for the hypotenuse?

WTF? This a Jeopardy question?

nb

What to do with a 3-sided aquarium?
 

On Apr 3, 3:07*am, "HeyBub" wrote:
(These can often be found next to an apartment house's dumpster.)

I obtained one recently and harkened back to a use I saw at the Audubon
Society of Western Pennsylvania.

You line the remaining three sides of the aquarium with reflective window
film and fashion a wooden lid for the result. Now take the modified fish
tank and mount it in the window next to your breakfast table, missing side
out.

Each morning open the wooden top and dump in some bird seed. Replace the
lid.

Presently little birdies will come for their breakfast while you enjoy your
coffee not more than a foot away.

Are you by chance a resident of Alcatraz? Has it been re-opened?

What to do with a 3-sided aquarium?
 

On 4/3/2011 4:58 AM, harry wrote:
On Apr 3, 3:07 am, wrote:
(These can often be found next to an apartment house's dumpster.)

I obtained one recently and harkened back to a use I saw at the Audubon
Society of Western Pennsylvania.

You line the remaining three sides of the aquarium with reflective window
film and fashion a wooden lid for the result. Now take the modified fish
tank and mount it in the window next to your breakfast table, missing side
out.

Each morning open the wooden top and dump in some bird seed. Replace the
lid.

Presently little birdies will come for their breakfast while you enjoy your
coffee not more than a foot away.

Are you by chance a resident of Alcatraz? Has it been re-opened?

Some crazy Americans like birds and other wildlife too. I used to feed
wild turkeys by hand. Well there was actually only one of them that was
brave enough to eat out of my hand, the others watched from a few feet back.

What to do with a 3-sided aquarium?
 

On Apr 3, 1:22*pm, Tony Miklos wrote:
On 4/3/2011 4:58 AM, harry wrote:





On Apr 3, 3:07 am, *wrote:
(These can often be found next to an apartment house's dumpster.)

I obtained one recently and harkened back to a use I saw at the Audubon
Society of Western Pennsylvania.

You line the remaining three sides of the aquarium with reflective window
film and fashion a wooden lid for the result. Now take the modified fish
tank and mount it in the window next to your breakfast table, missing side
out.

Each morning open the wooden top and dump in some bird seed. Replace the
lid.

Presently little birdies will come for their breakfast while you enjoy your
coffee not more than a foot away.

Are you by chance a resident of Alcatraz? *Has it been re-opened?

Some crazy Americans like birds and other wildlife too. *I used to feed
wild turkeys by hand. *Well there was actually only one of them that was
brave enough to eat out of my hand, the others watched from a few feet back.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Thje Royal Society for the Protection of Birds is a massive
orgsnisation in the UK.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSPB

What to do with a 3-sided aquarium?
 

On 4/3/2011 11:11 AM, harry wrote:
On Apr 3, 1:22 pm, Tony wrote:
On 4/3/2011 4:58 AM, harry wrote:





On Apr 3, 3:07 am, wrote:
(These can often be found next to an apartment house's dumpster.)

I obtained one recently and harkened back to a use I saw at the Audubon
Society of Western Pennsylvania.

You line the remaining three sides of the aquarium with reflective window
film and fashion a wooden lid for the result. Now take the modified fish
tank and mount it in the window next to your breakfast table, missing side
out.

Each morning open the wooden top and dump in some bird seed. Replace the
lid.

Presently little birdies will come for their breakfast while you enjoy your
coffee not more than a foot away.

Are you by chance a resident of Alcatraz? Has it been re-opened?

Some crazy Americans like birds and other wildlife too. I used to feed
wild turkeys by hand. Well there was actually only one of them that was
brave enough to eat out of my hand, the others watched from a few feet back.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Thje Royal Society for the Protection of Birds is a massive
orgsnisation in the UK.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSPB

Are you a member, a volunteer, or an employee? Ever hand feed a wild
turkey? :-)

What to do with a 3-sided aquarium?
 

On 4/3/2011 12:54 PM, Tony Miklos wrote:
On 4/3/2011 11:11 AM, harry wrote:
On Apr 3, 1:22 pm, Tony wrote:
On 4/3/2011 4:58 AM, harry wrote:





On Apr 3, 3:07 am, wrote:
(These can often be found next to an apartment house's dumpster.)

I obtained one recently and harkened back to a use I saw at the
Audubon
Society of Western Pennsylvania.

You line the remaining three sides of the aquarium with reflective
window
film and fashion a wooden lid for the result. Now take the modified
fish
tank and mount it in the window next to your breakfast table,
missing side
out.

Each morning open the wooden top and dump in some bird seed.
Replace the
lid.

Presently little birdies will come for their breakfast while you
enjoy your
coffee not more than a foot away.

Are you by chance a resident of Alcatraz? Has it been re-opened?

Some crazy Americans like birds and other wildlife too. I used to feed
wild turkeys by hand. Well there was actually only one of them that was
brave enough to eat out of my hand, the others watched from a few
feet back.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Thje Royal Society for the Protection of Birds is a massive
orgsnisation in the UK.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSPB

Are you a member, a volunteer, or an employee? Ever hand feed a wild
turkey? :-)

He's afraid one may gobble him up. ^_^

TDD

What to do with a 3-sided aquarium?
 

On Sun, 03 Apr 2011 14:12:39 -0500, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 4/3/2011 12:54 PM, Tony Miklos wrote:
On 4/3/2011 11:11 AM, harry wrote:
On Apr 3, 1:22 pm, Tony wrote:
On 4/3/2011 4:58 AM, harry wrote:





On Apr 3, 3:07 am, wrote:
(These can often be found next to an apartment house's dumpster.)

I obtained one recently and harkened back to a use I saw at the
Audubon
Society of Western Pennsylvania.

You line the remaining three sides of the aquarium with reflective
window
film and fashion a wooden lid for the result. Now take the modified
fish
tank and mount it in the window next to your breakfast table,
missing side
out.

Each morning open the wooden top and dump in some bird seed.
Replace the
lid.

Presently little birdies will come for their breakfast while you
enjoy your
coffee not more than a foot away.

Are you by chance a resident of Alcatraz? Has it been re-opened?

Some crazy Americans like birds and other wildlife too. I used to feed
wild turkeys by hand. Well there was actually only one of them that was
brave enough to eat out of my hand, the others watched from a few
feet back.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Thje Royal Society for the Protection of Birds is a massive
orgsnisation in the UK.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSPB

Are you a member, a volunteer, or an employee? Ever hand feed a wild
turkey? :-)

He's afraid one may gobble him up. ^_^

Turkeys are cannibals?

What to do with a 3-sided aquarium?
 

"HeyBub" wrote in message
m...
(These can often be found next to an apartment house's dumpster.)

I obtained one recently and harkened back to a use I saw at the Audubon
Society of Western Pennsylvania.

You line the remaining three sides of the aquarium with reflective window
film and fashion a wooden lid for the result. Now take the modified fish
tank and mount it in the window next to your breakfast table, missing side
out.

Each morning open the wooden top and dump in some bird seed. Replace the
lid.

Presently little birdies will come for their breakfast while you enjoy
your
coffee not more than a foot away.

Birdies my butt. Now we know how you catch your breakfast squirrels!

--
Bobby G.

What to do with a 3-sided aquarium?
 

On 4/3/2011 3:18 PM, zzzzzzzzzz wrote:
On Sun, 03 Apr 2011 14:12:39 -0500, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

On 4/3/2011 12:54 PM, Tony Miklos wrote:
On 4/3/2011 11:11 AM, harry wrote:
On Apr 3, 1:22 pm, Tony wrote:
On 4/3/2011 4:58 AM, harry wrote:





On Apr 3, 3:07 am, wrote:
(These can often be found next to an apartment house's dumpster.)

I obtained one recently and harkened back to a use I saw at the
Audubon
Society of Western Pennsylvania.

You line the remaining three sides of the aquarium with reflective
window
film and fashion a wooden lid for the result. Now take the modified
fish
tank and mount it in the window next to your breakfast table,
missing side
out.

Each morning open the wooden top and dump in some bird seed.
Replace the
lid.

Presently little birdies will come for their breakfast while you
enjoy your
coffee not more than a foot away.

Are you by chance a resident of Alcatraz? Has it been re-opened?

Some crazy Americans like birds and other wildlife too. I used to feed
wild turkeys by hand. Well there was actually only one of them that was
brave enough to eat out of my hand, the others watched from a few
feet back.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Thje Royal Society for the Protection of Birds is a massive
orgsnisation in the UK.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSPB

Are you a member, a volunteer, or an employee? Ever hand feed a wild
turkey? :-)

He's afraid one may gobble him up. ^_^

Turkeys are cannibals?

Remember, Ben Franklin wanted to make the Turkey our national bird,
instead, we wound up with a lot of them in public office. Our Bald
Eagle is not just a bird of prey, it's also a scavenger. That's a
nice way to perceive us Americans. ^_^

TDD

What to do with a 3-sided aquarium?
 

On 4/3/2011 3:53 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 03 Apr 2011 15:18:26 -0500, "
wrote:


Thje Royal Society for the Protection of Birds is a massive
orgsnisation in the UK.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSPB

Are you a member, a volunteer, or an employee? Ever hand feed a wild
turkey? :-)

He's afraid one may gobble him up. ^_^

Turkeys are cannibals?

Probably British with red feathers.

More than likely it's a British cross dressing pervert. :-)

TDD