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[email protected] March 31st 11 11:04 AM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
On Friday April 1, 2011, I am going to load all my guns, go on
Facebook, and kill all my friends. I will do this and I will enjoy
it. I'll go viral after I become infected with one of them Facebook
viruses, and I'll become an instant celebrity. Everyone will want to
see my gun collection an have sex with me. I will become an instant
Super Hero, more popular than Jesus Christ, and I will be on the 6pm
Tv News right in YOUR livingroom. Watch for me, and remember, YOU
HAVE NO FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.


Stormin Mormon March 31st 11 01:06 PM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
Wow, I'd better go lay in the bathtub, so at least I can
have some protection from flying bullets.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


wrote in message
...
On Friday April 1, 2011, I am going to load all my guns, go
on
Facebook, and kill all my friends. I will do this and I
will enjoy
it. I'll go viral after I become infected with one of them
Facebook
viruses, and I'll become an instant celebrity. Everyone
will want to
see my gun collection an have sex with me. I will become an
instant
Super Hero, more popular than Jesus Christ, and I will be on
the 6pm
Tv News right in YOUR livingroom. Watch for me, and
remember, YOU
HAVE NO FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.



Percival P. Cassidy March 31st 11 02:18 PM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
On 03/31/11 06:04 am, wrote:

On Friday April 1, 2011, I am going to load all my guns, go on
Facebook, and kill all my friends. I will do this and I will enjoy
it. I'll go viral after I become infected with one of them Facebook
viruses, and I'll become an instant celebrity. Everyone will want to
see my gun collection an have sex with me. I will become an instant
Super Hero, more popular than Jesus Christ, and I will be on the 6pm
Tv News right in YOUR livingroom. Watch for me, and remember, YOU
HAVE NO FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.


See, this is what happens when a nation doesn't have affordable
universal health care and people can't afford to stay on their meds.

Perce

Red Green March 31st 11 02:45 PM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
wrote in news:roj8p6t95ucdd6gsbcginnpqhf2a9l5r0h@
4ax.com:

On Friday April 1, 2011, I am going to load all my guns, go on
Facebook, and kill all my friends. I will do this and I will enjoy
it. I'll go viral after I become infected with one of them Facebook
viruses, and I'll become an instant celebrity. Everyone will want to
see my gun collection an have sex with me. I will become an instant
Super Hero, more popular than Jesus Christ, and I will be on the 6pm
Tv News right in YOUR livingroom. Watch for me, and remember, YOU
HAVE NO FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.


You should at least smoke toilet paper before it's ass wiped.

Stormin Mormon March 31st 11 04:32 PM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
It's actually because of the breakdown of the family.
Also TV and video game violence doesn't help.
In some countries, they medicate kids instead of
keeping kids in their own home, instead of daycare.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Percival P. Cassidy"
wrote in message ...

See, this is what happens when a nation doesn't have
affordable universal health care and people can't afford
to stay on their meds.

Perce



harry March 31st 11 05:34 PM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
On Mar 31, 11:04*am, wrote:
On Friday April 1, 2011, I am going to load all my guns, go on
Facebook, and kill all my friends. *I will do this and I will enjoy
it. *I'll go viral after I become infected with one of them Facebook
viruses, and I'll become an instant celebrity. *Everyone will want to
see my gun collection an have sex with me. *I will become an instant
Super Hero, more popular than Jesus Christ, and I will be on the 6pm
Tv News right in YOUR livingroom. *Watch for me, and remember, YOU
HAVE NO FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.


Have you got any friends at all?

LSMFT March 31st 11 05:38 PM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
wrote:
On Friday April 1, 2011, I am going to load all my guns, go on
Facebook, and kill all my friends. I will do this and I will enjoy
it. I'll go viral after I become infected with one of them Facebook
viruses, and I'll become an instant celebrity. Everyone will want to
see my gun collection an have sex with me. I will become an instant
Super Hero, more popular than Jesus Christ, and I will be on the 6pm
Tv News right in YOUR livingroom. Watch for me, and remember, YOU
HAVE NO FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.


The FBI are gonna pick you up.

--
All is as it is.

Gray Ghost March 31st 11 06:15 PM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
LSMFT wrote in :

wrote:
On Friday April 1, 2011, I am going to load all my guns, go on
Facebook, and kill all my friends. I will do this and I will enjoy
it. I'll go viral after I become infected with one of them Facebook
viruses, and I'll become an instant celebrity. Everyone will want to
see my gun collection an have sex with me. I will become an instant
Super Hero, more popular than Jesus Christ, and I will be on the 6pm
Tv News right in YOUR livingroom. Watch for me, and remember, YOU
HAVE NO FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.


The FBI are gonna pick you up.


Somebody is.

This is the kind of thing where people shouldn't laugh it off.

I think krissie is probably going to spend the weekend answering questions
from unpleasant men. And then lose his account.

--
Herman Cain for President!
http://hermancain.com/
If you don't support him you are a Racist!!
He beat Cancer. He'll beat Obama (who is just like cancer)

Remember Desert One, Carter 0? Ain't it sad to wish that Obama had as much
ambition but being glad he doesn't knowing he doesn't have THAT much
competence?

Right March 31st 11 06:31 PM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
On 3/31/2011 3:04 AM, wrote:
On Friday April 1, 2011, I am going to load all my guns, go on
Facebook, and kill all my friends. I will do this and I will enjoy
it. I'll go viral after I become infected with one of them Facebook
viruses, and I'll become an instant celebrity. Everyone will want to
see my gun collection an have sex with me. I will become an instant
Super Hero, more popular than Jesus Christ, and I will be on the 6pm
Tv News right in YOUR livingroom. Watch for me, and remember, YOU
HAVE NO FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.

I think that your mother may also be your sister.

Percival P. Cassidy March 31st 11 10:07 PM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
On 03/31/11 11:32 am, Stormin Mormon wrote:

It's actually because of the breakdown of the family.
Also TV and video game violence doesn't help.
In some countries, they medicate kids instead of
keeping kids in their own home, instead of daycare.


But in some countries one wage -- even the lowest wage -- is enough to
support a family so that one parent *can* stay home with the children.

Perce

Stormin Mormon April 1st 11 02:13 AM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
Also the differences in taxes. In the US, the taxes are so
high that one wage doesn't provide the standard of living
that people desire. Of course, people desire more than they
can afford. Who needs a flat screen TV? Not me!

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Percival P. Cassidy" wrote in message
...
On 03/31/11 11:32 am, Stormin Mormon wrote:

It's actually because of the breakdown of the family.
Also TV and video game violence doesn't help.
In some countries, they medicate kids instead of
keeping kids in their own home, instead of daycare.


But in some countries one wage -- even the lowest wage -- is
enough to
support a family so that one parent *can* stay home with the
children.

Perce



Stormin Mormon April 1st 11 02:14 AM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
Can't say as it's had that effect on me.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Oren" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 11:32:54 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

It's actually because of the breakdown of the family.


Not always true. Facebook causes depression, for example.



Red Green April 1st 11 04:36 AM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
Oren wrote in news:00s9p6l4c7fjjgn78v6basb51br9egk42d@
4ax.com:

On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 11:32:54 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

It's actually because of the breakdown of the family.


Not always true. Facebook causes depression, for example.


Dunno. I don't do InYoFaceBook.

rigger April 1st 11 05:10 PM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
On Mar 31, 3:04*am, wrote:
On Friday April 1, 2011, I am going to load all my guns, go on
Facebook, and kill all my friends. *I will do this and I will enjoy
it. *I'll go viral after I become infected with one of them Facebook
viruses, and I'll become an instant celebrity. *Everyone will want to
see my gun collection an have sex with me. *I will become an instant
Super Hero, more popular than Jesus Christ, and I will be on the 6pm
Tv News right in YOUR livingroom. *Watch for me, and remember, YOU
HAVE NO FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.


I'm pretty sure the Simpsons already did it. Any other stupid
un-original ideas?

dennis
in nca

[email protected] April 2nd 11 06:58 PM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:13:20 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

Also the differences in taxes. In the US, the taxes are so
high that one wage doesn't provide the standard of living
that people desire. Of course, people desire more than they
can afford. Who needs a flat screen TV? Not me!


Come on. Flat screen TVs are *cheap*. A couple of weeks of welfare or
unemployment insurance will buy one.

Stormin Mormon April 4th 11 02:11 PM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
So, I just have to stop eating, drinking, fornicating,
smoking, buying pills from the drug dealer, scratching
lottery tickets, throwing coins at old ladies crossing the
street, heating the house, using electric lights, cable
internet, flushing the toilet, brushing my teeth, paying
tithes and offerings at church, hookers, casino trips, beer,
and pretzels and put all my welfare money aside for a couple
weeks? Then, I'll have enough money for a flat screen TV?

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


wrote in message
...
On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:13:20 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

Also the differences in taxes. In the US, the taxes are so
high that one wage doesn't provide the standard of living
that people desire. Of course, people desire more than they
can afford. Who needs a flat screen TV? Not me!


Come on. Flat screen TVs are *cheap*. A couple of weeks of
welfare or
unemployment insurance will buy one.



HeyBub[_3_] April 5th 11 12:36 AM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
zzzzzzzzzz wrote:
On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:13:20 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

Also the differences in taxes. In the US, the taxes are so
high that one wage doesn't provide the standard of living
that people desire. Of course, people desire more than they
can afford. Who needs a flat screen TV? Not me!


Come on. Flat screen TVs are *cheap*. A couple of weeks of welfare
or unemployment insurance will buy one.


I see "flat screen" TVs on Craigslist quite often, some as large as 52".

LCDs are another matter entirely...



aemeijers April 5th 11 12:43 AM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
On 4/4/2011 7:36 PM, HeyBub wrote:
zzzzzzzzzz wrote:
On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:13:20 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

Also the differences in taxes. In the US, the taxes are so
high that one wage doesn't provide the standard of living
that people desire. Of course, people desire more than they
can afford. Who needs a flat screen TV? Not me!


Come on. Flat screen TVs are *cheap*. A couple of weeks of welfare
or unemployment insurance will buy one.


I see "flat screen" TVs on Craigslist quite often, some as large as 52".

LCDs are another matter entirely...



Yupper. Rear-projection TVs are getting right up there with CRT TVs as
being pretty much impossible to sell, used.

--
aem sends...

[email protected] April 5th 11 02:14 AM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
On Mon, 4 Apr 2011 09:11:40 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

So, I just have to stop eating, drinking, fornicating,
smoking, buying pills from the drug dealer, scratching
lottery tickets, throwing coins at old ladies crossing the
street, heating the house, using electric lights, cable
internet, flushing the toilet, brushing my teeth, paying
tithes and offerings at church, hookers, casino trips, beer,
and pretzels and put all my welfare money aside for a couple
weeks? Then, I'll have enough money for a flat screen TV?


If you were doing all that, you can *easily* afford a flat-screen TeeVee. ;-)

Stormin Mormon April 5th 11 12:41 PM

The day of Reckoning is Here
 
As one former friend of mine said, one time "the government
doesn't give me enough money".

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


wrote in message
...
On Mon, 4 Apr 2011 09:11:40 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

So, I just have to stop eating, drinking, fornicating,
smoking, buying pills from the drug dealer, scratching
lottery tickets, throwing coins at old ladies crossing the
street, heating the house, using electric lights, cable
internet, flushing the toilet, brushing my teeth, paying
tithes and offerings at church, hookers, casino trips,
beer,
and pretzels and put all my welfare money aside for a
couple
weeks? Then, I'll have enough money for a flat screen TV?


If you were doing all that, you can *easily* afford a
flat-screen TeeVee. ;-)




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