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The day of Reckoning is Here
On Friday April 1, 2011, I am going to load all my guns, go on
Facebook, and kill all my friends. I will do this and I will enjoy it. I'll go viral after I become infected with one of them Facebook viruses, and I'll become an instant celebrity. Everyone will want to see my gun collection an have sex with me. I will become an instant Super Hero, more popular than Jesus Christ, and I will be on the 6pm Tv News right in YOUR livingroom. Watch for me, and remember, YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK. |
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Wow, I'd better go lay in the bathtub, so at least I can
have some protection from flying bullets. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. wrote in message ... On Friday April 1, 2011, I am going to load all my guns, go on Facebook, and kill all my friends. I will do this and I will enjoy it. I'll go viral after I become infected with one of them viruses, and I'll become an instant celebrity. Everyone will want to see my gun collection an have sex with me. I will become an instant Super Hero, more popular than Jesus Christ, and I will be on the 6pm Tv News right in YOUR livingroom. Watch for me, and remember, YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK. |
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The day of Reckoning is Here
It's actually because of the breakdown of the family.
Also TV and video game violence doesn't help. In some countries, they medicate kids instead of keeping kids in their own home, instead of daycare. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Percival P. Cassidy" wrote in message ... See, this is what happens when a nation doesn't have affordable universal health care and people can't afford to stay on their meds. Perce |
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On Mar 31, 11:04*am, wrote:
On Friday April 1, 2011, I am going to load all my guns, go on Facebook, and kill all my friends. *I will do this and I will enjoy it. *I'll go viral after I become infected with one of them Facebook viruses, and I'll become an instant celebrity. *Everyone will want to see my gun collection an have sex with me. *I will become an instant Super Hero, more popular than Jesus Christ, and I will be on the 6pm Tv News right in YOUR livingroom. *Watch for me, and remember, YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK. Have you got any friends at all? |
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LSMFT wrote in :
wrote: On Friday April 1, 2011, I am going to load all my guns, go on Facebook, and kill all my friends. I will do this and I will enjoy it. I'll go viral after I become infected with one of them Facebook viruses, and I'll become an instant celebrity. Everyone will want to see my gun collection an have sex with me. I will become an instant Super Hero, more popular than Jesus Christ, and I will be on the 6pm Tv News right in YOUR livingroom. Watch for me, and remember, YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK. The FBI are gonna pick you up. Somebody is. This is the kind of thing where people shouldn't laugh it off. I think krissie is probably going to spend the weekend answering questions from unpleasant men. And then lose his account. -- Herman Cain for President! http://hermancain.com/ If you don't support him you are a Racist!! He beat Cancer. He'll beat Obama (who is just like cancer) Remember Desert One, Carter 0? Ain't it sad to wish that Obama had as much ambition but being glad he doesn't knowing he doesn't have THAT much competence? |
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On 03/31/11 11:32 am, Stormin Mormon wrote:
It's actually because of the breakdown of the family. Also TV and video game violence doesn't help. In some countries, they medicate kids instead of keeping kids in their own home, instead of daycare. But in some countries one wage -- even the lowest wage -- is enough to support a family so that one parent *can* stay home with the children. Perce |
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Also the differences in taxes. In the US, the taxes are so
high that one wage doesn't provide the standard of living that people desire. Of course, people desire more than they can afford. Who needs a flat screen TV? Not me! -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Percival P. Cassidy" wrote in message ... On 03/31/11 11:32 am, Stormin Mormon wrote: It's actually because of the breakdown of the family. Also TV and video game violence doesn't help. In some countries, they medicate kids instead of keeping kids in their own home, instead of daycare. But in some countries one wage -- even the lowest wage -- is enough to support a family so that one parent *can* stay home with the children. Perce |
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Can't say as it's had that effect on me.
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Oren" wrote in message ... On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 11:32:54 -0400, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: It's actually because of the breakdown of the family. Not always true. Facebook causes depression, for example. |
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Oren wrote in news:00s9p6l4c7fjjgn78v6basb51br9egk42d@
4ax.com: On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 11:32:54 -0400, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: It's actually because of the breakdown of the family. Not always true. Facebook causes depression, for example. Dunno. I don't do InYoFaceBook. |
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On Mar 31, 3:04*am, wrote:
On Friday April 1, 2011, I am going to load all my guns, go on Facebook, and kill all my friends. *I will do this and I will enjoy it. *I'll go viral after I become infected with one of them Facebook viruses, and I'll become an instant celebrity. *Everyone will want to see my gun collection an have sex with me. *I will become an instant Super Hero, more popular than Jesus Christ, and I will be on the 6pm Tv News right in YOUR livingroom. *Watch for me, and remember, YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK. I'm pretty sure the Simpsons already did it. Any other stupid un-original ideas? dennis in nca |
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On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:13:20 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: Also the differences in taxes. In the US, the taxes are so high that one wage doesn't provide the standard of living that people desire. Of course, people desire more than they can afford. Who needs a flat screen TV? Not me! Come on. Flat screen TVs are *cheap*. A couple of weeks of welfare or unemployment insurance will buy one. |
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So, I just have to stop eating, drinking, fornicating,
smoking, buying pills from the drug dealer, scratching lottery tickets, throwing coins at old ladies crossing the street, heating the house, using electric lights, cable internet, flushing the toilet, brushing my teeth, paying tithes and offerings at church, hookers, casino trips, beer, and pretzels and put all my welfare money aside for a couple weeks? Then, I'll have enough money for a flat screen TV? -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. wrote in message ... On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:13:20 -0400, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: Also the differences in taxes. In the US, the taxes are so high that one wage doesn't provide the standard of living that people desire. Of course, people desire more than they can afford. Who needs a flat screen TV? Not me! Come on. Flat screen TVs are *cheap*. A couple of weeks of welfare or unemployment insurance will buy one. |
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On 4/4/2011 7:36 PM, HeyBub wrote:
zzzzzzzzzz wrote: On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:13:20 -0400, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: Also the differences in taxes. In the US, the taxes are so high that one wage doesn't provide the standard of living that people desire. Of course, people desire more than they can afford. Who needs a flat screen TV? Not me! Come on. Flat screen TVs are *cheap*. A couple of weeks of welfare or unemployment insurance will buy one. I see "flat screen" TVs on Craigslist quite often, some as large as 52". LCDs are another matter entirely... Yupper. Rear-projection TVs are getting right up there with CRT TVs as being pretty much impossible to sell, used. -- aem sends... |
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On Mon, 4 Apr 2011 09:11:40 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: So, I just have to stop eating, drinking, fornicating, smoking, buying pills from the drug dealer, scratching lottery tickets, throwing coins at old ladies crossing the street, heating the house, using electric lights, cable internet, flushing the toilet, brushing my teeth, paying tithes and offerings at church, hookers, casino trips, beer, and pretzels and put all my welfare money aside for a couple weeks? Then, I'll have enough money for a flat screen TV? If you were doing all that, you can *easily* afford a flat-screen TeeVee. ;-) |
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As one former friend of mine said, one time "the government
doesn't give me enough money". -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. wrote in message ... On Mon, 4 Apr 2011 09:11:40 -0400, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: So, I just have to stop eating, drinking, fornicating, smoking, buying pills from the drug dealer, scratching lottery tickets, throwing coins at old ladies crossing the street, heating the house, using electric lights, cable internet, flushing the toilet, brushing my teeth, paying tithes and offerings at church, hookers, casino trips, beer, and pretzels and put all my welfare money aside for a couple weeks? Then, I'll have enough money for a flat screen TV? If you were doing all that, you can *easily* afford a flat-screen TeeVee. ;-) |
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