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On Friday April 1, 2011, I am going to load all my guns, go on
Facebook, and kill all my friends. I will do this and I will enjoy
it. I'll go viral after I become infected with one of them Facebook
viruses, and I'll become an instant celebrity. Everyone will want to
see my gun collection an have sex with me. I will become an instant
Super Hero, more popular than Jesus Christ, and I will be on the 6pm
Tv News right in YOUR livingroom. Watch for me, and remember, YOU
HAVE NO FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.

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Wow, I'd better go lay in the bathtub, so at least I can
have some protection from flying bullets.

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On Friday April 1, 2011, I am going to load all my guns, go
on
Facebook, and kill all my friends. I will do this and I
will enjoy
it. I'll go viral after I become infected with one of them
Facebook
viruses, and I'll become an instant celebrity. Everyone
will want to
see my gun collection an have sex with me. I will become an
instant
Super Hero, more popular than Jesus Christ, and I will be on
the 6pm
Tv News right in YOUR livingroom. Watch for me, and
remember, YOU
HAVE NO FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.


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It's actually because of the breakdown of the family.
Also TV and video game violence doesn't help.
In some countries, they medicate kids instead of
keeping kids in their own home, instead of daycare.

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See, this is what happens when a nation doesn't have
affordable universal health care and people can't afford
to stay on their meds.

Perce




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On Mar 31, 11:04*am, wrote:
On Friday April 1, 2011, I am going to load all my guns, go on
Facebook, and kill all my friends. *I will do this and I will enjoy
it. *I'll go viral after I become infected with one of them Facebook
viruses, and I'll become an instant celebrity. *Everyone will want to
see my gun collection an have sex with me. *I will become an instant
Super Hero, more popular than Jesus Christ, and I will be on the 6pm
Tv News right in YOUR livingroom. *Watch for me, and remember, YOU
HAVE NO FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.


Have you got any friends at all?
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On 03/31/11 11:32 am, Stormin Mormon wrote:

It's actually because of the breakdown of the family.
Also TV and video game violence doesn't help.
In some countries, they medicate kids instead of
keeping kids in their own home, instead of daycare.


But in some countries one wage -- even the lowest wage -- is enough to
support a family so that one parent *can* stay home with the children.

Perce


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Also the differences in taxes. In the US, the taxes are so
high that one wage doesn't provide the standard of living
that people desire. Of course, people desire more than they
can afford. Who needs a flat screen TV? Not me!

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On 03/31/11 11:32 am, Stormin Mormon wrote:

It's actually because of the breakdown of the family.
Also TV and video game violence doesn't help.
In some countries, they medicate kids instead of
keeping kids in their own home, instead of daycare.


But in some countries one wage -- even the lowest wage -- is
enough to
support a family so that one parent *can* stay home with the
children.

Perce


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Can't say as it's had that effect on me.

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On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 11:32:54 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
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It's actually because of the breakdown of the family.


Not always true. Facebook causes depression, for example.


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On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 11:32:54 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
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It's actually because of the breakdown of the family.


Not always true. Facebook causes depression, for example.


Dunno. I don't do InYoFaceBook.
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On Mar 31, 3:04*am, wrote:
On Friday April 1, 2011, I am going to load all my guns, go on
Facebook, and kill all my friends. *I will do this and I will enjoy
it. *I'll go viral after I become infected with one of them Facebook
viruses, and I'll become an instant celebrity. *Everyone will want to
see my gun collection an have sex with me. *I will become an instant
Super Hero, more popular than Jesus Christ, and I will be on the 6pm
Tv News right in YOUR livingroom. *Watch for me, and remember, YOU
HAVE NO FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK.


I'm pretty sure the Simpsons already did it. Any other stupid
un-original ideas?

dennis
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On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:13:20 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
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Also the differences in taxes. In the US, the taxes are so
high that one wage doesn't provide the standard of living
that people desire. Of course, people desire more than they
can afford. Who needs a flat screen TV? Not me!


Come on. Flat screen TVs are *cheap*. A couple of weeks of welfare or
unemployment insurance will buy one.


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So, I just have to stop eating, drinking, fornicating,
smoking, buying pills from the drug dealer, scratching
lottery tickets, throwing coins at old ladies crossing the
street, heating the house, using electric lights, cable
internet, flushing the toilet, brushing my teeth, paying
tithes and offerings at church, hookers, casino trips, beer,
and pretzels and put all my welfare money aside for a couple
weeks? Then, I'll have enough money for a flat screen TV?

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On Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:13:20 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
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Also the differences in taxes. In the US, the taxes are so
high that one wage doesn't provide the standard of living
that people desire. Of course, people desire more than they
can afford. Who needs a flat screen TV? Not me!


Come on. Flat screen TVs are *cheap*. A couple of weeks of
welfare or
unemployment insurance will buy one.


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On Mon, 4 Apr 2011 09:11:40 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
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So, I just have to stop eating, drinking, fornicating,
smoking, buying pills from the drug dealer, scratching
lottery tickets, throwing coins at old ladies crossing the
street, heating the house, using electric lights, cable
internet, flushing the toilet, brushing my teeth, paying
tithes and offerings at church, hookers, casino trips, beer,
and pretzels and put all my welfare money aside for a couple
weeks? Then, I'll have enough money for a flat screen TV?


If you were doing all that, you can *easily* afford a flat-screen TeeVee. ;-)
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As one former friend of mine said, one time "the government
doesn't give me enough money".

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On Mon, 4 Apr 2011 09:11:40 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

So, I just have to stop eating, drinking, fornicating,
smoking, buying pills from the drug dealer, scratching
lottery tickets, throwing coins at old ladies crossing the
street, heating the house, using electric lights, cable
internet, flushing the toilet, brushing my teeth, paying
tithes and offerings at church, hookers, casino trips,
beer,
and pretzels and put all my welfare money aside for a
couple
weeks? Then, I'll have enough money for a flat screen TV?


If you were doing all that, you can *easily* afford a
flat-screen TeeVee. ;-)


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