Homeowner attack thwarted by skillet.
 

"A 28-year-old Reno [NV] man who police said armed himself with a bat
to confront his partying neighbors was struck in the face with a
frying pan after he allegedly invaded the occupants’ apartment."

http://www.rgj.com/article/20110124/NEWS01/110124022/1321/news

I smell bacon.