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Robert Green June 18th 10 10:45 PM

Red Maple and brass wool
 
The logging crane came by today to remove the 2 foot wide 20 foot high stump
left from the chainsawing operation. They put a chain around the top,
tensioned it, and a guy with the longest bladed chainsaw I have ever seen
(Stihl?) just cut the base off. When the tree popped loose, it swung around
pretty wildly and it took three "wranglers" to settle it down. Then they
dumped it on the lawn (leaving a huge gully in the lawn) and sawed it up
some more.

The base of the tree was very rotten inside (about a 9" diameter section) so
there's no question it was a hazard. What I found in the middle really
astounded me. In the very middle of the tree, about six feet from the
ground and 12' from the top was a pocket of black silt studded with very
bright, very noticeable pieces of brass wool. Also, a foil red star of the
kind that 3rd grade teachers attach to exams. WTF? I couldn't trace the
channel what with the tree crew screaming at me in Spanish about my cabeza
and pinatas but it may have gone all the way up into the broken branch.

Bird? Squirrel? Elf tweaker? It's pretty hard to miss bright shiny copper
color ribbons while sifting through jet black material that looked like wet
sawdust colored with black ink.

--
Bobby G.



Gordon Shumway June 18th 10 11:19 PM

Red Maple and brass wool
 
On Fri, 18 Jun 2010 17:45:11 -0400, "Robert Green"
wrote:

The logging crane came by today to remove the 2 foot wide 20 foot high stump
left from the chainsawing operation. They put a chain around the top,
tensioned it, and a guy with the longest bladed chainsaw I have ever seen
(Stihl?) just cut the base off. When the tree popped loose, it swung around
pretty wildly and it took three "wranglers" to settle it down. Then they
dumped it on the lawn (leaving a huge gully in the lawn) and sawed it up
some more.

The base of the tree was very rotten inside (about a 9" diameter section) so
there's no question it was a hazard. What I found in the middle really
astounded me. In the very middle of the tree, about six feet from the
ground and 12' from the top was a pocket of black silt studded with very
bright, very noticeable pieces of brass wool. Also, a foil red star of the
kind that 3rd grade teachers attach to exams. WTF? I couldn't trace the
channel what with the tree crew screaming at me in Spanish about my cabeza
and pinatas but it may have gone all the way up into the broken branch.

Bird? Squirrel? Elf tweaker? It's pretty hard to miss bright shiny copper
color ribbons while sifting through jet black material that looked like wet
sawdust colored with black ink.


Possibly the previous owner had some children that were good in school
and one of them may have got a red star for their effort. Your tree
may have also later rewarded by that child. The copper colored
ribbons were obviously placed there by aliens... or not.

Gordon Shumway

When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both.

[email protected][_2_] June 19th 10 01:03 AM

Red Maple and brass wool
 
Robert Green wrote:
The logging crane came by today to remove the 2 foot wide 20 foot high stump
left from the chainsawing operation. They put a chain around the top,
tensioned it, and a guy with the longest bladed chainsaw I have ever seen
(Stihl?) just cut the base off. When the tree popped loose, it swung around
pretty wildly and it took three "wranglers" to settle it down. Then they
dumped it on the lawn (leaving a huge gully in the lawn) and sawed it up
some more.

The base of the tree was very rotten inside (about a 9" diameter section) so
there's no question it was a hazard. What I found in the middle really
astounded me. In the very middle of the tree, about six feet from the
ground and 12' from the top was a pocket of black silt studded with very
bright, very noticeable pieces of brass wool. Also, a foil red star of the
kind that 3rd grade teachers attach to exams. WTF? I couldn't trace the
channel what with the tree crew screaming at me in Spanish about my cabeza
and pinatas but it may have gone all the way up into the broken branch.

Bird? Squirrel? Elf tweaker? It's pretty hard to miss bright shiny copper
color ribbons while sifting through jet black material that looked like wet
sawdust colored with black ink.

--
Bobby G.


Bird's nest? Birds here love styrofoam peanuts and the fiber liners for
my hanging flower baskets :o)

Robert Green June 20th 10 12:44 PM

Red Maple and brass wool
 
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Robert Green wrote:
The logging crane came by today to remove the 2 foot wide 20 foot high

stump
left from the chainsawing operation. They put a chain around the top,
tensioned it, and a guy with the longest bladed chainsaw I have ever

seen
(Stihl?) just cut the base off. When the tree popped loose, it swung

around
pretty wildly and it took three "wranglers" to settle it down. Then

they
dumped it on the lawn (leaving a huge gully in the lawn) and sawed it up
some more.

The base of the tree was very rotten inside (about a 9" diameter

section) so
there's no question it was a hazard. What I found in the middle really
astounded me. In the very middle of the tree, about six feet from the
ground and 12' from the top was a pocket of black silt studded with very
bright, very noticeable pieces of brass wool. Also, a foil red star of

the
kind that 3rd grade teachers attach to exams. WTF? I couldn't trace

the
channel what with the tree crew screaming at me in Spanish about my

cabeza
and pinatas but it may have gone all the way up into the broken branch.

Bird? Squirrel? Elf tweaker? It's pretty hard to miss bright shiny

copper
color ribbons while sifting through jet black material that looked like

wet
sawdust colored with black ink.

--
Bobby G.


Bird's nest? Birds here love styrofoam peanuts and the fiber liners for
my hanging flower baskets :o)


I know that some birds, like crows, love shiny things. I suspect this was a
nest under development. What was odd was how deep inside the center of the
tree the items were. Another blessed mystery, I suppose.

--
Bobby G.




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