Splatter
 

Most men don't realize how they **** all over the floor, all over the
toilet and all over the wall with their splatter unless they live alone
and clean their own bathrooms.
Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?



--
LSMFT

If I wasn't me I wouldn't like me either..........

Splatter
 

On Apr 29, 4:00*pm, LSMFT wrote:
Most men don't realize how they **** all over the floor, all over the
toilet and all over the wall with their splatter unless they live alone
and clean their own bathrooms.
Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?

--
LSMFT

If I wasn't me I wouldn't like me either..........

Use the sink? Why do you need another solution beside sitting? Not
convenient enough?

Wait, how is this a home repair issue?

Splatter
 

LSMFT wrote:
Most men don't realize how they **** all over the floor, all over the
toilet and all over the wall with their splatter unless they live alone
and clean their own bathrooms.
Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?




(apologies in advance to readers with delicate sensitivities...)

Does the phrase 'skin it and wring it' ring a bell? With a nym like
yours, you must have gone through short-arm inspection at some point.
The end getting gummed up causes most of the oopsies- a nice round hole
makes a cleaner stream.

Oh, and turning the light on helps, even if it makes it harder to get
back to sleep.

If you are really curious, find a real library and read Alexander Kira's
definitive work, 'The Bathroom', that actually studied such things. He
worked for Calspan when he wrote the first edition, but I think he did
the revised versions on his own. (It realy freaked out my 8th grade
English teacher, when I did a diorama of an outhouse beside some trees
as my 'multi-media' book report on it, with a couple 3x5 cards of text
attached to it. Hey, this was pre-computer era. Got an A on it, though.)

--
aem sends...

Splatter
 

mike wrote:
On Apr 29, 4:00 pm, LSMFT wrote:
Most men don't realize how they **** all over the floor, all over the
toilet and all over the wall with their splatter unless they live alone
and clean their own bathrooms.
Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?

--
LSMFT

If I wasn't me I wouldn't like me either..........

Use the sink? Why do you need another solution beside sitting? Not
convenient enough?

Wait, how is this a home repair issue?

When SWMBO says Oh Yuck- you gotta do a gut job on that skanky bathroom-
the floor won't come clean any more, and it is so mushy the toilet rocks.

--
aem sends...

Splatter
 

On Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:00:45 -0400, LSMFT wrote:

Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?

Not as long as females desire to **** standing up. Some ladies want
urinals, instead of the sit down bowls.

Beware of menstrual fluids on a commonly used toilet.

Splatter
 

"Oren" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:00:45 -0400, LSMFT wrote:

Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?

Not as long as females desire to **** standing up. Some ladies want
urinals, instead of the sit down bowls.

Beware of menstrual fluids on a commonly used toilet.

Ever lifted the toilet seat and looked at the underside of it in an all
female house --- disgusting. Males are not the only ones to make a mess, it
is just a little wider distributed.

Splatter
 

EXT wrote:

"Oren" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:00:45 -0400, LSMFT wrote:

Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?

Not as long as females desire to **** standing up. Some ladies want
urinals, instead of the sit down bowls.

Beware of menstrual fluids on a commonly used toilet.

Ever lifted the toilet seat and looked at the underside of it in an all
female house --- disgusting. Males are not the only ones to make a mess,
it is just a little wider distributed.

Amen to that. One semester in college, I worked as a night shift janitor
in one of the larger buildings on campus. The women's cans were ALWAYS
far nastier than the men's. Many women apparently can't bring themselves
to sit on those 'nasty' toilet seats, so instead, they 'hover' over
them. You fill in the details. Although I have never been in the womens'
can in a bar, I understand those are even worse, due to the influence of
booze on volume and hovering steadiness.

--
aem sends...

Splatter
 

"LSMFT" wrote in message
...
Most men don't realize how they **** all over the floor, all over the
toilet and all over the wall with their splatter unless they live alone
and clean their own bathrooms.
Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?
LSMFT

I'm sorry. The bigger the hose, the bigger the splatter. You're an adult.
Cope.

Steve

Splatter
 

"Oren" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:00:45 -0400, LSMFT wrote:

Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?

Not as long as females desire to **** standing up. Some ladies want
urinals, instead of the sit down bowls.

Beware of menstrual fluids on a commonly used toilet.

OREN, OREN, OREN! It is entirely PC correct for the distaff side to ****
and moan about our shortcomings (no pun intended), as that is why God gave
them two sets of lips. It is entirely not right to point out anything that
may be similarly disgusting, revolting, or disease carrying about them.

I sincerely hope this helps.

But I doubt it.

INCOMING!

Steve

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I love that Michael Caine line from Alfie:

But then, what's really beautiful when you get really close to it, eh?

Paraphrased for the PC

Steve

Splatter
 

LSMFT wrote:
Most men don't realize how they **** all over the floor, all over the
toilet and all over the wall with their splatter unless they live alone
and clean their own bathrooms.
Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?


A funnel and a hose.

TDD

Splatter
 

aemeijers wrote:
EXT wrote:

"Oren" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:00:45 -0400, LSMFT wrote:

Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?

Not as long as females desire to **** standing up. Some ladies want
urinals, instead of the sit down bowls.

Beware of menstrual fluids on a commonly used toilet.

Ever lifted the toilet seat and looked at the underside of it in an
all female house --- disgusting. Males are not the only ones to make a
mess, it is just a little wider distributed.

Amen to that. One semester in college, I worked as a night shift janitor
in one of the larger buildings on campus. The women's cans were ALWAYS
far nastier than the men's. Many women apparently can't bring themselves
to sit on those 'nasty' toilet seats, so instead, they 'hover' over
them. You fill in the details. Although I have never been in the womens'
can in a bar, I understand those are even worse, due to the influence of
booze on volume and hovering steadiness.


Oh yea, that's why it take two women to go to the restroom,
one has to cantilever the other off the seat.

TDD

Splatter
 

Me wrote:
"EXT" wrote in
anews.com:

"Oren" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:00:45 -0400, LSMFT wrote:

Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?
Not as long as females desire to **** standing up. Some ladies want
urinals, instead of the sit down bowls.

Beware of menstrual fluids on a commonly used toilet.
Ever lifted the toilet seat and looked at the underside of it in an
all female house --- disgusting. Males are not the only ones to make a
mess, it is just a little wider distributed.


If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.

We aim to please, would you aim too, please?

TDD

Splatter
 

On Apr 29, 7:00*pm, LSMFT wrote:
Most men don't realize how they **** all over the floor, all over the
toilet and all over the wall with their splatter unless they live alone
and clean their own bathrooms.
Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?

Do you stand to take a ****?

Splatter
 

The Daring Dufas wrote:
aemeijers wrote:
EXT wrote:

"Oren" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:00:45 -0400, LSMFT wrote:

Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?

Not as long as females desire to **** standing up. Some ladies want
urinals, instead of the sit down bowls.

Beware of menstrual fluids on a commonly used toilet.

Ever lifted the toilet seat and looked at the underside of it in an
all female house --- disgusting. Males are not the only ones to make
a mess, it is just a little wider distributed.

Amen to that. One semester in college, I worked as a night shift
janitor in one of the larger buildings on campus. The women's cans
were ALWAYS far nastier than the men's. Many women apparently can't
bring themselves to sit on those 'nasty' toilet seats, so instead,
they 'hover' over them. You fill in the details. Although I have never
been in the womens' can in a bar, I understand those are even worse,
due to the influence of booze on volume and hovering steadiness.


Oh yea, that's why it take two women to go to the restroom,
one has to cantilever the other off the seat.

TDD

Nah, that is a function of a different CG and different hinge pin alignment.

--
aem sends...

Splatter
 

LSMFT wrote:
Most men don't realize how they **** all over the floor, all over the
toilet and all over the wall with their splatter unless they live
alone and clean their own bathrooms.
Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?

The reason many men don't sit is that the water's cold.

And deep.

Splatter
 

On Apr 30, 12:17*am, The Daring Dufas the-daring-
wrote:

Oh yea, that's why it take two women to go to the restroom,
one has to cantilever the other off the seat.

Thanks. I've been wondering for about 50 years why that is,
since I prefer to go to the restroom alone. (And I hate it
when someone talks to me in there. Give a girl some
privacy, please.)

Cindy Hamilton

Splatter
 

Cindy Hamilton wrote:
On Apr 30, 12:17 am, The Daring Dufas the-daring-
wrote:

Oh yea, that's why it take two women to go to the restroom,
one has to cantilever the other off the seat.

Thanks. I've been wondering for about 50 years why that is,
since I prefer to go to the restroom alone. (And I hate it
when someone talks to me in there. Give a girl some
privacy, please.)

Cindy Hamilton

HOLD ON TIGHT SUZY! Don't let me fall in.

TDD

Splatter
 

Ron wrote:
On Apr 29, 7:00 pm, LSMFT wrote:
Most men don't realize how they **** all over the floor, all over the
toilet and all over the wall with their splatter unless they live alone
and clean their own bathrooms.
Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?

Do you stand to take a ****?

Personally, I leave a ****.

TDD

Splatter
 

The Daring Dufas wrote:
Me wrote:
"EXT" wrote in
anews.com:
"Oren" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:00:45 -0400, LSMFT wrote:

Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?
Not as long as females desire to **** standing up. Some ladies want
urinals, instead of the sit down bowls.

Beware of menstrual fluids on a commonly used toilet.
Ever lifted the toilet seat and looked at the underside of it in an
all female house --- disgusting. Males are not the only ones to make a
mess, it is just a little wider distributed.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.

We aim to please, would you aim too, please?

TDD

We aim to keep this bathroom clean, your aim will help.

Splatter
 

"Ron" wrote in message
...
On Apr 29, 7:00 pm, LSMFT wrote:
Most men don't realize how they **** all over the floor, all over the
toilet and all over the wall with their splatter unless they live alone
and clean their own bathrooms.
Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?

Do you stand to take a ****?

In Mexico, you betcha!

Splatter
 

"LSMFT" wrote in message
...

Most men don't realize how they **** all over the floor, all over the
toilet and all over the wall with their splatter unless they live alone
and clean their own bathrooms.
Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?

The OP may have never entered a men's public lavatory, thus
might not have known urinals are designed and built differently
from all-purpose toilets, and may not have guessed there might
be a reason for this . . .

--
Don Phillipson
Carlsbad Springs
(Ottawa, Canada)

Splatter
 

On Apr 30, 10:34*am, Cindy Hamilton
wrote:
On Apr 30, 12:17*am, The Daring Dufas the-daring-

wrote:
Oh yea, that's why it take two women to go to the restroom,
one has to cantilever the other off the seat.

Thanks. *I've been wondering for about 50 years why that is,
since I prefer to go to the restroom alone. *(And I hate it
when someone talks to me in there. *Give a girl some
privacy, please.)

Cindy Hamilton

I've been in bathrooms in Europe where cleaning women were cleaning
sinks and urnials while men were using the facilities.
Yet, a European complained to me that our US toilet stalls are open at
the top and the bottom while theirs are closed like closets for more
privacy ;)

Splatter
 

Frank wrote:
On Apr 30, 10:34 am, Cindy
wrote:
On Apr 30, 12:17 am, The Daring Dufasthe-daring-

wrote:
Oh yea, that's why it take two women to go to the restroom,
one has to cantilever the other off the seat.

Thanks. I've been wondering for about 50 years why that is,
since I prefer to go to the restroom alone. (And I hate it
when someone talks to me in there. Give a girl some
privacy, please.)

Cindy Hamilton

I've been in bathrooms in Europe where cleaning women were cleaning
sinks and urnials while men were using the facilities.
Yet, a European complained to me that our US toilet stalls are open at
the top and the bottom while theirs are closed like closets for more
privacy ;)

I remember a place where I worked the janitor washed the toilets, sinks
and lunch room tables in that order with the same bucket of soapy water
and a sponge.



--
LSMFT

If I wasn't me I wouldn't like me either..........

Splatter
 

"Frank" wrote in message
...


I've been in bathrooms in Europe where cleaning women were cleaning
sinks and urnials while men were using the facilities.

I've seen the reverse in Europe.

Splatter
 

On Apr 30, 12:00�am, LSMFT wrote:
Most men don't realize how they **** all over the floor, all over the
toilet and all over the wall with their splatter unless they live alone
and clean their own bathrooms.
Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?

--
LSMFT

If I wasn't me I wouldn't like me either..........

This is why having carpets in the bathroom is a FILTHY habit :-)

Splatter
 

On Apr 30, 10:56*am, The Daring Dufas the-daring-
wrote:
Cindy Hamilton wrote:
On Apr 30, 12:17 am, The Daring Dufas the-daring-
wrote:

Oh yea, that's why it take two women to go to the restroom,
one has to cantilever the other off the seat.

Thanks. *I've been wondering for about 50 years why that is,
since I prefer to go to the restroom alone. *(And I hate it
when someone talks to me in there. *Give a girl some
privacy, please.)

Cindy Hamilton

HOLD ON TIGHT SUZY! Don't let me fall in.

I'm SO lucky that I'd already finished that diet Coke. The
bubbles are hell on the sinuses.

Cindy Hamilton

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h wrote:
"Frank" wrote in message
...



I've been in bathrooms in Europe where cleaning women were cleaning
sinks and urnials while men were using the facilities.


I've seen the reverse in Europe.


It was pretty common to see female "towel girls" in mens's restrooms
back when I was a "Road Warrier" and traveled through many parts of
europe fairly often.

Jeff

--
Jeffry Wisnia
(W1BSV + Brass Rat '57 EE)
The speed of light is 1.8*10e12 furlongs per fortnight.

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jeff_wisnia wrote:
h wrote:
"Frank" wrote in message
...



I've been in bathrooms in Europe where cleaning women were cleaning
sinks and urnials while men were using the facilities.


I've seen the reverse in Europe.


It was pretty common to see female "towel girls" in mens's restrooms
back when I was a "Road Warrier" and traveled through many parts of
europe fairly often.

Not in the UK though. I found it quite disconcerting when I starting working
in France and Belgium. Later, when working more widely in mainland Europe, I
rarely realised it.

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"jeff_wisnia" wrote in message
...
h wrote:
"Frank" wrote in message
...



I've been in bathrooms in Europe where cleaning women were cleaning
sinks and urnials while men were using the facilities.


I've seen the reverse in Europe.
It was pretty common to see female "towel girls" in mens's restrooms back
when I was a "Road Warrier" and traveled through many parts of europe
fairly often.

Male cleaners in "womens" rooms were not rare.

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h wrote:
"jeff_wisnia" wrote in message
...
h wrote:
"Frank" wrote in message
...



I've been in bathrooms in Europe where cleaning women were
cleaning sinks and urnials while men were using the facilities.


I've seen the reverse in Europe.
It was pretty common to see female "towel girls" in mens's restrooms
back when I was a "Road Warrier" and traveled through many parts of
europe fairly often.

Male cleaners in "womens" rooms were not rare.

I didn't know that. I guess that's not so bad in one way - ladies do at
least have the privacy of a door.

Splatter
 

Clot wrote:
h wrote:

"jeff_wisnia" wrote in message
om...

h wrote:

"Frank" wrote in message
...




I've been in bathrooms in Europe where cleaning women were
cleaning sinks and urnials while men were using the facilities.


I've seen the reverse in Europe.

It was pretty common to see female "towel girls" in mens's restrooms
back when I was a "Road Warrier" and traveled through many parts of
europe fairly often.


Male cleaners in "womens" rooms were not rare.


I didn't know that. I guess that's not so bad in one way - ladies do at
least have the privacy of a door.



Didja ever realize that one of the benefits of the women's liberation
movement in the USA which started about 50 years ago was the (I think)
total elimination of the pay toilet stalls which used to be commonplace
in many public restrooms??

The ladies successfully argued that it was unfair to make them pay to
get into a stall to pee, while men could use the urinals for free.

I have encountered some "pay bathrooms" at cheap gas stations where
anyone who wants to use that room has to drop in a coin to open the door.

Jeff

--
Jeffry Wisnia
(W1BSV + Brass Rat '57 EE)
The speed of light is 1.8*10e12 furlongs per fortnight.

Splatter
 

jeff_wisnia wrote:
Clot wrote:
h wrote:

"jeff_wisnia" wrote in message
...

h wrote:

"Frank" wrote in message
...




I've been in bathrooms in Europe where cleaning women were
cleaning sinks and urnials while men were using the facilities.


I've seen the reverse in Europe.

It was pretty common to see female "towel girls" in mens's
restrooms back when I was a "Road Warrier" and traveled through
many parts of europe fairly often.


Male cleaners in "womens" rooms were not rare.


I didn't know that. I guess that's not so bad in one way - ladies do
at least have the privacy of a door.



Didja ever realize that one of the benefits of the women's liberation
movement in the USA which started about 50 years ago was the (I think)
total elimination of the pay toilet stalls which used to be
commonplace in many public restrooms??

The ladies successfully argued that it was unfair to make them pay to
get into a stall to pee, while men could use the urinals for free.

I have encountered some "pay bathrooms" at cheap gas stations where
anyone who wants to use that room has to drop in a coin to open the
door.


Those gradually disappeared here in the 60s from recollection; I've just
checked with SWMBO'd who cannot recall when she last had to spend a penny.

However, we have had a relatively recent emergence of SuperLoos - what they
do, I have no idea. (Ponders whether they are like a car wash and you exit
sodden!)

Splatter
 

Clot wrote:
jeff_wisnia wrote:

Clot wrote:

h wrote:


"jeff_wisnia" wrote in message
news:Suudnd9m6ctyp0bWnZ2dnUVZ_qudnZ2d@giganews .com...


h wrote:


"Frank" wrote in message
...





I've been in bathrooms in Europe where cleaning women were
cleaning sinks and urnials while men were using the facilities.


I've seen the reverse in Europe.

It was pretty common to see female "towel girls" in mens's
restrooms back when I was a "Road Warrier" and traveled through
many parts of europe fairly often.


Male cleaners in "womens" rooms were not rare.


I didn't know that. I guess that's not so bad in one way - ladies do
at least have the privacy of a door.



Didja ever realize that one of the benefits of the women's liberation
movement in the USA which started about 50 years ago was the (I think)
total elimination of the pay toilet stalls which used to be
commonplace in many public restrooms??

The ladies successfully argued that it was unfair to make them pay to
get into a stall to pee, while men could use the urinals for free.

I have encountered some "pay bathrooms" at cheap gas stations where
anyone who wants to use that room has to drop in a coin to open the
door.



Those gradually disappeared here in the 60s from recollection; I've just
checked with SWMBO'd who cannot recall when she last had to spend a penny.

However, we have had a relatively recent emergence of SuperLoos - what they
do, I have no idea. (Ponders whether they are like a car wash and you exit
sodden!)



Wiki has some notes about that era:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Committ...ets_in_America

Jeff

--
Jeffry Wisnia
(W1BSV + Brass Rat '57 EE)
The speed of light is 1.8*10e12 furlongs per fortnight.

Splatter
 

jeff_wisnia wrote:
Clot wrote:
h wrote:

"jeff_wisnia" wrote in message
...

h wrote:

"Frank" wrote in message
...





I've been in bathrooms in Europe where cleaning women were
cleaning sinks and urnials while men were using the facilities.


I've seen the reverse in Europe.

It was pretty common to see female "towel girls" in mens's restrooms
back when I was a "Road Warrier" and traveled through many parts of
europe fairly often.


Male cleaners in "womens" rooms were not rare.


I didn't know that. I guess that's not so bad in one way - ladies do
at least have the privacy of a door.


Didja ever realize that one of the benefits of the women's liberation
movement in the USA which started about 50 years ago was the (I think)
total elimination of the pay toilet stalls which used to be commonplace
in many public restrooms??

The ladies successfully argued that it was unfair to make them pay to
get into a stall to pee, while men could use the urinals for free.

I have encountered some "pay bathrooms" at cheap gas stations where
anyone who wants to use that room has to drop in a coin to open the door.

Jeff

I have vague recollections of pay toilets. If one of us was in dire
need to go, the rest of the boys had to wait in line without letting the
door close so we got our moneys worth. In one store it was known that
the bathrooms where always kept very clean, there we were told to go
under the door. Gawd that sounds gross now, even with clean floors.

Splatter
 

LSMFT wrote:
Most men don't realize how they **** all over the floor, all over the
toilet and all over the wall with their splatter unless they live
alone and clean their own bathrooms.
Besides sitting down, is there a way to reduce/stop splatter?

Several ways:
1. Use the sink.
2. Install an urinal.
3. Have a short length of hose available (B-17 pilots called it a 'relief
tube').
4. Get the female of the house to do the aiming.

But it's not only males that have the problem:

Here's a treatise for women on how to pee standing. Until they achieve
mastery of the technique, they can also expect splatters. Fortunately, women
have more practice at urination than men.

http://web.archive.org/web/200212050.../standing.html

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On Sat, 1 May 2010 15:58:03 -0500, "HeyBub"
wrote:

Here's a treatise for women on how to pee standing. Until they achieve
mastery of the technique, they can also expect splatters. Fortunately, women
have more practice at urination than men.

1997 ??! Somebody writes a guide for women....

Women have been ****ing, standing up, for generations. Nothing new.

And. They don't need a device for assistance.