Hello
 

Excuse me!!
Would you stop for a moment?!
O...man...Haven't you thought-one day- about yourself ?
Who has made it?
Have you seen a design which hasn't a designer ?!
Have you seen a wonderful,delicate work without a worker ?!
It's you and the whole universe!..
Who has made them all ?!!
You know who ?.. It's "ALLAH",prise be to him.
Just think for a moment.
How are you going to be after death ?!
Can you believe that this exact system of the universe and all of
these great creation will end in in nothing...just after death!
Have you thought, for a second, How to save your soul from Allah's
punishment?!
Haven't you thought about what is the right religion?!
Read ... and think deeply before you answer..
It is religion of Islam.
It is the religion that Mohammad-peace upon him- the last prophet, had
been sent by.
It is the religion that the right Bible- which is not distorted-has
preached.
Just have a look at The Bible of (Bernaba).
Don't be emstional.
Be rational and judge..
Just look..listen...compare..and then judge and say your word.
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When I was fixing coolers for another company, there was an
orange juice cooler set up where there was an outlet, but it
was far away from the orange juice. As such, they sold
essentially no orange juice. I wonder how much religion you
sell in a home repair news group?

--
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Learn more about Jesus
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"leeno" wrote in message
...
Excuse me!!
Would you stop for a moment?!
O...man...Haven't you thought-one day- about yourself ?
Who has made it?

Hello
 

On Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:45:23 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

I wonder how much religion you
sell in a home repair news group?

None. But you can learn how to be a lazy white man.

Hello
 

Sign me up! Does it come with chocolate donuts, and whole
milk?

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Learn more about Jesus
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"Oren" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:45:23 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

I wonder how much religion you
sell in a home repair news group?

None. But you can learn how to be a lazy white man.

Hello
 

On Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:29:39 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

Sign me up! Does it come with chocolate donuts, and whole
milk?

Close enough, I like Jiminy Cricket.

"..he advised children how to steer clear of dangerous traffic, sharp
objects, strangers, exposed electrical lines, and so forth. "

Hello
 

On Oct 26, 6:36*pm, leeno wrote:
Excuse me!!

Did you fart again?!

Would you stop for a moment?!

I'm just getting started.

O...man...Haven't you thought-one day- about yourself ?

Yep, Tuesday, last week.

Who has made it?

Bill Gates seems to be doing pretty well for himself.

Have you seen a design which hasn't a designer ?!

{Quoting Magic 8 Ball}
My sources say no.

Have you seen a wonderful,delicate work without a worker ?!

Weird - pussy came to mind. And if someone's working it, they sure as
hell better be gone by the time I get home!

It's you and the whole universe!..

So much for having a beer and sitting in a quiet corner.

Who has made them all ?!!

Everbody!

You know who ?.. It's "ALLAH",prise be to him.

{Quoting Gomer Pyle{
Sur-prise, sur-prise, sur-prise!

Just think for a moment.

Tried it once, wasn't me.

How are you going to be after death ?!

I'll bite - dead?

Can you believe that this exact system of the universe and all of
these great creation will end in in nothing...just after death!

Well, then, I guess I won't have to worry about turning the lights out
when I leave.

Have you thought, for a second, How to save your soul from Allah's
punishment?!

Hide it?

Haven't you thought about what is the right religion?!

One that doesn't spam.

Read ... and think deeply before you answer..

****! You should have put the instructions _before_ the question.

It is religion of Islam.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...nswer+&aqi=g10

It is the religion that Mohammad-peace upon him- the last prophet, had
been sent by.

Hold up, hoss, let's clarify terms. Last as in there will be no
more? Last as in he's slow? Do you mean last as in he's a cobbler?
I know of one that was a carpenter.

It is the religion that the right Bible- which is not distorted-has
preached.

You have talking books, AND flying carpets?!

Just have a look at The Bible of (Bernaba).

Isn't Bernaba a melon?

Don't be emstional.

I'm not! You are!

Be rational and judge..
Just look..listen...compare..and then judge and say your word.

Donut. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

We advise you visiting :http://www.islam-guide.com/http://ww...knowledge.com/

We willingly recive any inquries at the e-mail :



Now where did I put my spambot....?

R

Hello
 

Hey, that's a thoughtful reply. Thanks for a smile.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
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"RicodJour" wrote in message
...
On Oct 26, 6:36 pm, leeno wrote:
Excuse me!!

Did you fart again?!

Would you stop for a moment?!

I'm just getting started.

O...man...Haven't you thought-one day- about yourself ?

Yep, Tuesday, last week.

Who has made it?

Bill Gates seems to be doing pretty well for himself.

Have you seen a design which hasn't a designer ?!

{Quoting Magic 8 Ball}
My sources say no.

Have you seen a wonderful,delicate work without a worker
?!

Weird - pussy came to mind. And if someone's working it,
they sure as
hell better be gone by the time I get home!

It's you and the whole universe!..

So much for having a beer and sitting in a quiet corner.

Who has made them all ?!!

Everbody!

You know who ?.. It's "ALLAH",prise be to him.

{Quoting Gomer Pyle{
Sur-prise, sur-prise, sur-prise!

Just think for a moment.

Tried it once, wasn't me.

How are you going to be after death ?!

I'll bite - dead?

Can you believe that this exact system of the universe and
all of
these great creation will end in in nothing...just after
death!

Well, then, I guess I won't have to worry about turning the
lights out
when I leave.

Have you thought, for a second, How to save your soul from
Allah's
punishment?!

Hide it?

Haven't you thought about what is the right religion?!

One that doesn't spam.

Read ... and think deeply before you answer..

****! You should have put the instructions _before_ the
question.

It is religion of Islam.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...nswer+&aqi=g10

It is the religion that Mohammad-peace upon him- the last
prophet, had
been sent by.

Hold up, hoss, let's clarify terms. Last as in there will
be no
more? Last as in he's slow? Do you mean last as in he's a
cobbler?
I know of one that was a carpenter.

It is the religion that the right Bible- which is not
distorted-has
preached.

You have talking books, AND flying carpets?!

Just have a look at The Bible of (Bernaba).

Isn't Bernaba a melon?

Don't be emstional.

I'm not! You are!

Be rational and judge..
Just look..listen...compare..and then judge and say your
word.

Donut. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

We advise you visiting
:http://www.islam-guide.com/http://ww...knowledge.com/

We willingly recive any inquries at the e-mail :



Now where did I put my spambot....?

R

Hello
 

On Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:45:23 -0400, Stormin Mormon wrote:

When I was fixing coolers for another company, there was an
orange juice cooler set up where there was an outlet, but it
was far away from the orange juice. As such, they sold
essentially no orange juice. I wonder how much religion you
sell in a home repair news group?

Mixing orange juice and electrical outlets sounds like a health & safety
nightmare.

Hello
 

On Oct 27, 8:24*am, Jules
wrote:
On Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:45:23 -0400, Stormin Mormon wrote:
When I was fixing coolers for another company, there was an
orange juice cooler set up where there was an outlet, but it
was far away from the orange juice. As such, they sold
essentially no orange juice. I wonder how much religion you
sell in a home repair news group?

Mixing orange juice and electrical outlets sounds like a health & safety
nightmare.

Nah - that's how they get the bubbles in a Mimosa.

R

Hello
 

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in news:hc5iiq
:

Sign me up! Does it come with chocolate donuts, and whole
milk?


Costco oatmeal cookies are where it's at.

Hello
 

leeno wrote in news:b9106c6c-3cd5-4712-8a3d-
:

prophet

Yea, that's what a lot of us shoot for in this group. Make some bucks. It's
always about the money ya know. Went to seminar. Speaker also says it's
always about the money too.

http://i37.tinypic.com/2q8nakg.jpg

Does this Allah Mohammad guy do dental work by any chance?



Oh, proPHET, errrr... nevermind.

Hello
 

Red Green wrote:
leeno wrote in news:b9106c6c-3cd5-4712-8a3d-
:

prophet

Yea, that's what a lot of us shoot for in this group. Make some bucks. It's
always about the money ya know. Went to seminar. Speaker also says it's
always about the money too.

http://i37.tinypic.com/2q8nakg.jpg

Does this Allah Mohammad guy do dental work by any chance?



Oh, proPHET, errrr... nevermind.

Those guys eat live worms at the bar.

TDD

Hello
 

RicodJour wrote:
On Oct 26, 6:36 pm, leeno wrote:
Excuse me!!

Did you fart again?!

Would you stop for a moment?!

I'm just getting started.

O...man...Haven't you thought-one day- about yourself ?

Yep, Tuesday, last week.

Who has made it?

Bill Gates seems to be doing pretty well for himself.

Have you seen a design which hasn't a designer ?!

{Quoting Magic 8 Ball}
My sources say no.

Have you seen a wonderful,delicate work without a worker ?!

Weird - pussy came to mind. And if someone's working it, they sure as
hell better be gone by the time I get home!

It's you and the whole universe!..

So much for having a beer and sitting in a quiet corner.

Who has made them all ?!!

Everbody!

You know who ?.. It's "ALLAH",prise be to him.

{Quoting Gomer Pyle{
Sur-prise, sur-prise, sur-prise!

Just think for a moment.

Tried it once, wasn't me.

How are you going to be after death ?!

I'll bite - dead?

Can you believe that this exact system of the universe and all of
these great creation will end in in nothing...just after death!

Well, then, I guess I won't have to worry about turning the lights out
when I leave.

Have you thought, for a second, How to save your soul from Allah's
punishment?!

Hide it?

Haven't you thought about what is the right religion?!

One that doesn't spam.

Read ... and think deeply before you answer..

****! You should have put the instructions _before_ the question.

It is religion of Islam.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...nswer+&aqi=g10

It is the religion that Mohammad-peace upon him- the last prophet,
had
been sent by.

Hold up, hoss, let's clarify terms. Last as in there will be no
more? Last as in he's slow? Do you mean last as in he's a cobbler?
I know of one that was a carpenter.

It is the religion that the right Bible- which is not distorted-has
preached.

You have talking books, AND flying carpets?!

Just have a look at The Bible of (Bernaba).

Isn't Bernaba a melon?

Don't be emstional.

I'm not! You are!

Be rational and judge..
Just look..listen...compare..and then judge and say your word.

Donut. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

We advise you visiting
:http://www.islam-guide.com/http://ww...knowledge.com/

We willingly recive any inquries at the e-mail :



Now where did I put my spambot....?

Man! You made me read way more of the garbage than I would have.

Hello
 

Not too bad if the OJ is good and cold. But, the outlets
knock against your teeth if you don't stir them in good.

Is anyone in this thread mentally functional? I know I'm
not.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Jules" wrote
in message
ail.com...
On Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:45:23 -0400, Stormin Mormon wrote:

When I was fixing coolers for another company, there was
an
orange juice cooler set up where there was an outlet, but
it
was far away from the orange juice. As such, they sold
essentially no orange juice. I wonder how much religion
you
sell in a home repair news group?

Mixing orange juice and electrical outlets sounds like a
health & safety
nightmare.

Hello
 

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:48:08 -0400, Stormin Mormon wrote:

Not too bad if the OJ is good and cold. But, the outlets
knock against your teeth if you don't stir them in good.

Is anyone in this thread mentally functional? I know I'm
not.

Ha ha.

I've noticed it all over the world, actually - people into home repair
and DIY are typically completely insane. Maybe it's from drinking too much
OJ while touching electrical outlets.

Hello
 

I doubt it. But, my hey-Seuss does lawns and gardens. Hangs
out in the Home Depot parking lot, and runs from La Migra.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Red Green" wrote in message
...

Does this Allah Mohammad guy do dental work by any chance?



Oh, proPHET, errrr... nevermind.