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"[READING, Ohio] A busty mannequin used to promote a restaurant was back on
the job Thursday.

" 'Bar Be Q' was placed in front of K.T.'s Barbecue in Reading at about
11:30 a.m. Thursday by her owner, Kenny Tessel. The mannequin was dressed in
a more conservative top instead of the bikini that stirred up controversy
earlier in the week."

http://www.wlwt.com/news/19452147/detail.html

They actually have zoning laws prohibiting mannequins in bikinis?

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on 5/14/2009 7:00 PM (ET) HeyBub wrote the following:
"[READING, Ohio] A busty mannequin used to promote a restaurant was back on
the job Thursday.

" 'Bar Be Q' was placed in front of K.T.'s Barbecue in Reading at about
11:30 a.m. Thursday by her owner, Kenny Tessel. The mannequin was dressed in
a more conservative top instead of the bikini that stirred up controversy
earlier in the week."

http://www.wlwt.com/news/19452147/detail.html

They actually have zoning laws prohibiting mannequins in bikinis?


One of the zoning board members must own a competing restaurant.




--

Bill
In Hamptonburgh, NY
In the original Orange County. Est. 1683
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willshak wrote:
on 5/14/2009 7:00 PM (ET) HeyBub wrote the following:
"[READING, Ohio] A busty mannequin used to promote a restaurant was
back on the job Thursday.

" 'Bar Be Q' was placed in front of K.T.'s Barbecue in Reading at
about 11:30 a.m. Thursday by her owner, Kenny Tessel. The mannequin
was dressed in a more conservative top instead of the bikini that
stirred up controversy earlier in the week."

http://www.wlwt.com/news/19452147/detail.html

They actually have zoning laws prohibiting mannequins in bikinis?

One of the zoning board members must own a competing restaurant.




Well, in this case, I could see banning it as a traffic hazard. Every
male driver rubbernecking to make sure it wasn't a real woman, would be
prone to running into things.

--
aem sends...

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On May 14, 4:00*pm, "HeyBub" wrote:

They actually have zoning laws prohibiting mannequins in bikinis?

Couple of years ago there was a tanning parlor in downtown Gilbert AZ.
To attract attention, and customers, they used to have a young man
standing on a pedastal out front, wearing Speedos. After a few weeks
of that, somebody found a zoning law to shut him down.

Jerry

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aemeijers wrote:
willshak wrote:
on 5/14/2009 7:00 PM (ET) HeyBub wrote the following:
"[READING, Ohio] A busty mannequin used to promote a restaurant was
back on the job Thursday.

" 'Bar Be Q' was placed in front of K.T.'s Barbecue in Reading at
about 11:30 a.m. Thursday by her owner, Kenny Tessel. The mannequin
was dressed in a more conservative top instead of the bikini that
stirred up controversy earlier in the week."

http://www.wlwt.com/news/19452147/detail.html

They actually have zoning laws prohibiting mannequins in bikinis?

One of the zoning board members must own a competing restaurant.




Well, in this case, I could see banning it as a traffic hazard. Every
male driver rubbernecking to make sure it wasn't a real woman, would
be prone to running into things.

Yeah, but a REAL woman in a bikini would be legal! Evidently.

But, I know what you mean. Several years ago I was driving down a
residential street where the garbage cans were set out on the curb for
pickup. Sticking out of one can were two legs from what turned out to be a
mannequin.

The first thought I had was "Someone has thrown away a perfectly good
woman!"

I slowed to investigate and, sure enough, it was the better half of a fake
female.

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In article ,
"HeyBub" wrote:

"[READING, Ohio] A busty mannequin used to promote a restaurant was back on
the job Thursday.

" 'Bar Be Q' was placed in front of K.T.'s Barbecue in Reading at about
11:30 a.m. Thursday by her owner, Kenny Tessel. The mannequin was dressed in
a more conservative top instead of the bikini that stirred up controversy
earlier in the week."

http://www.wlwt.com/news/19452147/detail.html

They actually have zoning laws prohibiting mannequins in bikinis?

Dammit. What good is a link to a mannequin in a bikini, with no picture?
You're wasting our time, here.

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willshak wrote:
on 5/14/2009 7:00 PM (ET) HeyBub wrote the following:
"[READING, Ohio] A busty mannequin used to promote a restaurant was
back on the job Thursday.

" 'Bar Be Q' was placed in front of K.T.'s Barbecue in Reading at
about 11:30 a.m. Thursday by her owner, Kenny Tessel. The mannequin
was dressed in a more conservative top instead of the bikini that
stirred up controversy earlier in the week."

http://www.wlwt.com/news/19452147/detail.html

They actually have zoning laws prohibiting mannequins in bikinis?

One of the zoning board members must own a competing restaurant.

I would have named her "Barbie Cue". Putting a "face" on the
economic "bust".

He missed his chance in January to christen her "The in-awe
girl, putting the rack in Ba-rack". Oh, well.

Poor thing looks pretty chilly at that zoning board meeting.
--
PB
"I suspect you're an arrogant little ****ant who grew up in the
Red Bull generation." - CJW

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On May 14, 8:27*pm, JerryM wrote:
On May 14, 4:00*pm, "HeyBub" wrote:

They actually have zoning laws prohibiting mannequins in bikinis?

Couple of years ago there was a tanning parlor in downtown Gilbert AZ.
To attract attention, and customers, they used to have a young man
standing on a pedastal out front, wearing Speedos. After a few weeks
of that, somebody found a zoning law to shut him down.

Jerry

There's the old story of the fundraiser where the High School
cheerleaders stand out front of the fenced off area with a sign that
says "Topless Car Wash". You pay and the football team members come
out -- topless -- and wash your car.

How would you zone for that?

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"aemeijers" wrote in message
...
willshak wrote:
on 5/14/2009 7:00 PM (ET) HeyBub wrote the following:
"[READING, Ohio] A busty mannequin used to promote a restaurant was back
on the job Thursday.

" 'Bar Be Q' was placed in front of K.T.'s Barbecue in Reading at about
11:30 a.m. Thursday by her owner, Kenny Tessel. The mannequin was
dressed in a more conservative top instead of the bikini that stirred up
controversy earlier in the week."

http://www.wlwt.com/news/19452147/detail.html

They actually have zoning laws prohibiting mannequins in bikinis?

One of the zoning board members must own a competing restaurant.




Well, in this case, I could see banning it as a traffic hazard. Every male
driver rubbernecking to make sure it wasn't a real woman, would be prone
to running into things.

--
aem sends...

In the town of Cedar City, Utah, there is a mannequin on the main street of
town in front of a clothing store, firmly anchored permanently to the
concrete. Every day, the mannequin is stylishly dressed. I used the
opportunity to set up a tripod and take a shot from the back. With my hand
holding a handful of buttocks. The picture is in my pool room. Everyone
who sees it and knows where the mannequin is laughs. No faces are shown to
protect the innocent.

Steve

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"HeyBub" wrote in message
m...
"[READING, Ohio] A busty mannequin used to promote a restaurant was back
on the job Thursday.

" 'Bar Be Q' was placed in front of K.T.'s Barbecue in Reading at about
11:30 a.m. Thursday by her owner, Kenny Tessel. The mannequin was dressed
in a more conservative top instead of the bikini that stirred up
controversy earlier in the week."

http://www.wlwt.com/news/19452147/detail.html

They actually have zoning laws prohibiting mannequins in bikinis?


Never mind mannequins when you can have the real and improved version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWxWD3z1uvA

Charlie