semiOT - objects found in Easybake oven
 

Picked up one of these cheap at goodwill; rattling sounds indicated it
had swallowed a lot of stuff, it's assembled with those security
screws that need like a triangular allen wrench so i had to fish
everything out. anyway, this is the actual order of stuff that came
out:

a large quantity of dried up playdoh
a plastic toy food hot dog
a plastic toy food macaroni and cheese
an actual piece of macaroni
a bunch of pieces of some thin, brittle white sheet that just might
have been lasagna noodles, but probably aren't
a hotwheels car
a dime
the business card of a child psychiatrist