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My husband came home from work and he was really cold. He sat down in
front of an electric space heater on the porch and fell asleep. I went to wake him to tell him to go to bed. As he was waking, he let out a gigantic fart only inches from that heater. I immediately unplugged the heater. Otherwise we would have blown this place to the moon. He tends to get the farts quite often. I am tossing that electric space heater in the trash tomorrow so the explosion never happens from his gas. But what kind of heater can I get that will not ignite farts? Our porch is always cold so we need some sort of heater that will not ignite his gas. |
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wrote in message ... My husband came home from work and he was really cold. He sat down in front of an electric space heater on the porch and fell asleep. I went to wake him to tell him to go to bed. As he was waking, he let out a gigantic fart only inches from that heater. I immediately unplugged the heater. Otherwise we would have blown this place to the moon. He tends to get the farts quite often. I am tossing that electric space heater in the trash tomorrow so the explosion never happens from his gas. But what kind of heater can I get that will not ignite farts? Our porch is always cold so we need some sort of heater that will not ignite his gas. It would be far safer to stick a hose up his ass and vent the hose outside for safety. |
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"Edwin Pawlowski" wrote: But what kind of heater can I get that will not ignite farts? Our porch is always cold so we need some sort of heater that will not ignite his gas. It would be far safer to stick a hose up his ass and vent the hose outside for safety. And possibly more fun.... |
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Edwin Pawlowski wrote:
wrote in message ... My husband came home from work and he was really cold. He sat down in front of an electric space heater on the porch and fell asleep. I went to wake him to tell him to go to bed. As he was waking, he let out a gigantic fart only inches from that heater. I immediately unplugged the heater. Otherwise we would have blown this place to the moon. He tends to get the farts quite often. I am tossing that electric space heater in the trash tomorrow so the explosion never happens from his gas. But what kind of heater can I get that will not ignite farts? Our porch is always cold so we need some sort of heater that will not ignite his gas. It would be far safer to stick a hose up his ass and vent the hose outside for safety. And waste it? I think not. Pipe that gas into a natural gas heater and use his farts to keep himself warm. -- Robert Allison Rimshot, Inc. Georgetown, TX |
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On Nov 1, 7:15 am, Robert Allison wrote:
Edwin Pawlowski wrote: wrote in message .. . My husband came home from work and he was really cold. He sat down in front of an electric space heater on the porch and fell asleep. I went to wake him to tell him to go to bed. As he was waking, he let out a gigantic fart only inches from that heater. I immediately unplugged the heater. Otherwise we would have blown this place to the moon. He tends to get the farts quite often. I am tossing that electric space heater in the trash tomorrow so the explosion never happens from his gas. But what kind of heater can I get that will not ignite farts? Our porch is always cold so we need some sort of heater that will not ignite his gas. It would be far safer to stick a hose up his ass and vent the hose outside for safety. And waste it? I think not. Pipe that gas into a natural gas heater and use his farts to keep himself warm. -- Robert Allison Rimshot, Inc. Georgetown, TX It is sad with all the suffering of children through-out the world that you four have no place to release your energy except to post such ditribe on the internet. May you God take care of you in an approbate manner.. |
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"Jack" wrote in message It is sad with all the suffering of children through-out the world that you four have no place to release your energy except to post such ditribe on the internet. May you God take care of you in an approbate manner.. It is even sadder to think that us having some chuckles is going to further harm the suffering of the world. Life without some levity certainly is suffering. |
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On Nov 1, 5:43 am, Jack wrote:
On Nov 1, 7:15 am, Robert Allison wrote: Edwin Pawlowski wrote: wrote in message .. . My husband came home from work and he was really cold. He sat down in front of an electric space heater on the porch and fell asleep. I went to wake him to tell him to go to bed. As he was waking, he let out a gigantic fart only inches from that heater. I immediately unplugged the heater. Otherwise we would have blown this place to the moon. He tends to get the farts quite often. I am tossing that electric space heater in the trash tomorrow so the explosion never happens from his gas. But what kind of heater can I get that will not ignite farts? Our porch is always cold so we need some sort of heater that will not ignite his gas. It would be far safer to stick a hose up his ass and vent the hose outside for safety. And waste it? I think not. Pipe that gas into a natural gas heater and use his farts to keep himself warm. -- Robert Allison Rimshot, Inc. Georgetown, TX It is sad with all the suffering of children through-out the world that you four have no place to release your energy except to post such ditribe on the internet. May you God take care of you in an approbate manner.. Then get off your ass and quite wasting time responding to this crap. You want to end the suffering of the children in the world, then become a missionary and get these people from breeding and bringing kids into a world that can't support or take care of them. Do you really think there is a solution for caring for an exploding population of billions and billions of children being born into places that can't even grow enough food or even form a civilized government? Circumventing the laws of natural selection has dire consequences on the health of the human race and the planet. |
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On Nov 1, 1:53 pm, TH wrote:
On Nov 1, 5:43 am, Jack wrote: On Nov 1, 7:15 am, Robert Allison wrote: Edwin Pawlowski wrote: wrote in message .. . My husband came home from work and he was really cold. He sat down in front of an electric space heater on the porch and fell asleep. I went to wake him to tell him to go to bed. As he was waking, he let out a gigantic fart only inches from that heater. I immediately unplugged the heater. Otherwise we would have blown this place to the moon. He tends to get the farts quite often. I am tossing that electric space heater in the trash tomorrow so the explosion never happens from his gas. But what kind of heater can I get that will not ignite farts? Our porch is always cold so we need some sort of heater that will not ignite his gas. It would be far safer to stick a hose up his ass and vent the hose outside for safety. And waste it? I think not. Pipe that gas into a natural gas heater and use his farts to keep himself warm. -- Robert Allison Rimshot, Inc. Georgetown, TX It is sad with all the suffering of children through-out the world that you four have no place to release your energy except to post such ditribe on the internet. May you God take care of you in an approbate manner.. Then get off your ass and quite wasting time responding to this crap. You want to end the suffering of the children in the world, then become a missionary and get these people from breeding and bringing kids into a world that can't support or take care of them. Do you really think there is a solution for caring for an exploding population of billions and billions of children being born into places that can't even grow enough food or even form a civilized government? Circumventing the laws of natural selection has dire consequences on the health of the human race and the planet.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - 1) send me the heater 2) for the .5 seconds that the fart burns... the only thing to worry about it the hair on his back... which you probably wouldn't mind him taking off anyways. look up burning farts on YouTube... farts are not a huge hasards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1Wo8ff_2A8 actually won't smell as bad if its burnt. |
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On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:35:34 -0700, cln wrote:
actually won't smell as bad if its burnt. Voice of experience? -- Oren "If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me." |
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"HeyBub" wrote in message
... wrote: The ignition temperature for Methane is 630C (1200F). I doubt an electric heater gets that hot. Don't ignore the pressures, velocity of the gas expulsion, and other factors that might affect temperatures and flash points. Regardless, I see a fuel source here that could eradicate dependency on foreign oil reserves... |
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cln wrote:
On Nov 1, 1:53 pm, TH wrote: On Nov 1, 5:43 am, Jack wrote: On Nov 1, 7:15 am, Robert Allison wrote: Edwin Pawlowski wrote: wrote in message om... My husband came home from work and he was really cold. He sat down in front of an electric space heater on the porch and fell asleep. I went to wake him to tell him to go to bed. As he was waking, he let out a gigantic fart only inches from that heater. I immediately unplugged the heater. Otherwise we would have blown this place to the moon. He tends to get the farts quite often. I am tossing that electric space heater in the trash tomorrow so the explosion never happens from his gas. But what kind of heater can I get that will not ignite farts? Our porch is always cold so we need some sort of heater that will not ignite his gas. It would be far safer to stick a hose up his ass and vent the hose outside for safety. And waste it? I think not. Pipe that gas into a natural gas heater and use his farts to keep himself warm. -- Robert Allison Rimshot, Inc. Georgetown, TX It is sad with all the suffering of children through-out the world that you four have no place to release your energy except to post such ditribe on the internet. May you God take care of you in an approbate manner.. Then get off your ass and quite wasting time responding to this crap. You want to end the suffering of the children in the world, then become a missionary and get these people from breeding and bringing kids into a world that can't support or take care of them. Do you really think there is a solution for caring for an exploding population of billions and billions of children being born into places that can't even grow enough food or even form a civilized government? Circumventing the laws of natural selection has dire consequences on the health of the human race and the planet.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - 1) send me the heater 2) for the .5 seconds that the fart burns... the only thing to worry about it the hair on his back... which you probably wouldn't mind him taking off anyways. look up burning farts on YouTube... farts are not a huge hasards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1Wo8ff_2A8 actually won't smell as bad if its burnt. one of the ones on YouTube was a Mythbusters episode, but it states it was never broadcast in the USA and has a Brit voiceover. http://youtube.com/watch?v=BqFRBHPIE-w Or, maybe I got taken in and sbsequently blown away by some clever imposters? Jeff -- Jeffry Wisnia (W1BSV + Brass Rat '57 EE) The speed of light is 1.8*10^12 furlongs per fortnight. |
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On 1 Nov 2007 21:50:15 GMT, Clark wrote:
"Mamba" wrote in : "HeyBub" wrote in message ... wrote: The ignition temperature for Methane is 630C (1200F). I doubt an electric heater gets that hot. Don't ignore the pressures, velocity of the gas expulsion, and other factors that might affect temperatures and flash points. Regardless, I see a fuel source here that could eradicate dependency on foreign oil reserves... The gathering system is going to be a real PITA You mean collection from cows? -- Oren "If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me." |
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Clark wrote: "Mamba" wrote in : "HeyBub" wrote in message ... wrote: The ignition temperature for Methane is 630C (1200F). I doubt an electric heater gets that hot. Don't ignore the pressures, velocity of the gas expulsion, and other factors that might affect temperatures and flash points. Regardless, I see a fuel source here that could eradicate dependency on foreign oil reserves... The gathering system is going to be a real PITA so to speak. |
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On Thu, 1 Nov 2007 12:48:39 -0700, "Mamba" wrote:
"HeyBub" wrote in message ... wrote: The ignition temperature for Methane is 630C (1200F). I doubt an electric heater gets that hot. Don't ignore the pressures, velocity of the gas expulsion, and other factors that might affect temperatures and flash points. Regardless, I see a fuel source here that could eradicate dependency on foreign oil reserves... Ya know, I always thought that if all the office workers in this country who sit at a desk all day, were equipped with special chairs that would suck up all farts, these companies could be self sufficient as far as energy needs. Each cubical could be equipped with a meter to determine how much each employee is contributing to the energy source for the company and would get "rewards" on their paycheck for the amount they contribute. Just think of all the beans they would have for lunch, and just think how the most despised bosses would be ridiculed when it was determined that the head of the company was the guy found to be "most full of ****" !!!! :) |
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On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 06:43:29 -0700, Jack
wrote: On Nov 1, 7:15 am, Robert Allison wrote: Edwin Pawlowski wrote: wrote in message .. . My husband came home from work and he was really cold. He sat down in front of an electric space heater on the porch and fell asleep. I went to wake him to tell him to go to bed. As he was waking, he let out a gigantic fart only inches from that heater. I immediately unplugged the heater. Otherwise we would have blown this place to the moon. He tends to get the farts quite often. I am tossing that electric space heater in the trash tomorrow so the explosion never happens from his gas. But what kind of heater can I get that will not ignite farts? Our porch is always cold so we need some sort of heater that will not ignite his gas. It would be far safer to stick a hose up his ass and vent the hose outside for safety. And waste it? I think not. Pipe that gas into a natural gas heater and use his farts to keep himself warm. -- Robert Allison Rimshot, Inc. Georgetown, TX It is sad with all the suffering of children through-out the world that you four have no place to release your energy except to post such ditribe on the internet. May you God take care of you in an approbate manner.. I'm glad I dont follow your God !!!!! At least mine has a sense of humor ! |
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On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 06:39:33 -0500, oggtiutb wrote:
My husband came home from work and he was really cold. He sat down in front of an electric space heater on the porch and fell asleep. I went to wake him to tell him to go to bed. As he was waking, he let out a gigantic fart only inches from that heater. I immediately unplugged the heater. Otherwise we would have blown this place to the moon. He tends to get the farts quite often. I am tossing that electric space heater in the trash tomorrow so the explosion never happens from his gas. But what kind of heater can I get that will not ignite farts? Our porch is always cold so we need some sort of heater that will not ignite his gas. Replace your husband. Keep the space heater. |
This could have been a massive explosion
My husband came home from work and he was really cold. He sat down in front of an electric space heater on the porch and fell asleep. I went to wake him to tell him to go to bed. As he was waking, he let out a gigantic fart only inches from that heater. I immediately unplugged the heater. Otherwise we would have blown this place to the moon. He tends to get the farts quite often. I am tossing that electric space heater in the trash tomorrow so the explosion never happens from his gas. But what kind of heater can I get that will not ignite farts? Our porch is always cold so we need some sort of heater that will not ignite his gas. Install an electric floor heating system, then tile over it. Not only will your feet be warm, but heat rises. Lou |
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franz frippl wrote: On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 06:39:33 -0500, oggtiutb wrote: My husband came home from work and he was really cold. He sat down in front of an electric space heater on the porch and fell asleep. I went to wake him to tell him to go to bed. As he was waking, he let out a gigantic fart only inches from that heater. I immediately unplugged the heater. Otherwise we would have blown this place to the moon. He tends to get the farts quite often. I am tossing that electric space heater in the trash tomorrow so the explosion never happens from his gas. But what kind of heater can I get that will not ignite farts? Our porch is always cold so we need some sort of heater that will not ignite his gas. Replace your husband. Keep the space heater. Does Habitat for Humanity accept used spouses? |
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