If you saw a penny in an (in use) public urinal would you grab it? Or
maybe a quarter? a dollar? a one hundred dollar bill? $1000? ? ? ? ?
How much money would it take to make you stick you hand in the urinal
and grab the money? Just curious........

On Oct 24, 7:05 am, wrote:
If you saw a penny in an (in use) public urinal would you grab it? Or
maybe a quarter? a dollar? a one hundred dollar bill? $1000? ? ? ? ?
How much money would it take to make you stick you hand in the urinal
and grab the money? Just curious........

There's an old joke that goes like this:

A guy is pulling up his pants in a public restroom and a nickel falls
out of his pocket into the toilet, which he hasn't flushed yet. He
proceeds to take out a big handful of change and throw it into the
toilet. A bystander sees him do this, and asks him why he did this.
His response? "You don't think I would stick my hand in there for a
nickel, do you?"

JK

$1. it's just ****. wash it off and spend it in the store you're in.

s


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If you saw a penny in an (in use) public urinal would you grab it? Or
maybe a quarter? a dollar? a one hundred dollar bill? $1000? ? ? ? ?
How much money would it take to make you stick you hand in the urinal
and grab the money? Just curious........

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:05:56 -0500, wrote:

If you saw a penny in an (in use) public urinal would you grab it? Or
maybe a quarter? a dollar? a one hundred dollar bill? $1000? ? ? ? ?
How much money would it take to make you stick you hand in the urinal
and grab the money? Just curious........

A quarter.

But first, I'd make sure the sink had water and soap and towel.

on 10/24/2007 8:05 AM said the following:
If you saw a penny in an (in use) public urinal would you grab it? Or
maybe a quarter? a dollar? a one hundred dollar bill? $1000? ? ? ? ?
How much money would it take to make you stick you hand in the urinal
and grab the money? Just curious........


Urine is more sterile than the water in the urinal.

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In Hamptonburgh, NY
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On Oct 24, 8:00 am, willshak wrote:
on 10/24/2007 8:05 AM said the following: If you saw a penny in an (in use) public urinal would you grab it? Or
maybe a quarter? a dollar? a one hundred dollar bill? $1000? ? ? ? ?
How much money would it take to make you stick you hand in the urinal
and grab the money? Just curious........

Urine is more sterile than the water in the urinal.

--

Bill
In Hamptonburgh, NY
To email, remove the double zeroes after @

Yep. There is even first aid advice about ****ing on a wound to clean
it if you lack anything else.

Bit OT but I will sometimes not wash my hands after ****ing. Theory
being that my dick is a lot cleaner than anything in that latrine.

Harry K

In article .com, Harry K wrote:


Bit OT but I will sometimes not wash my hands after ****ing. Theory
being that my dick is a lot cleaner than anything in that latrine.

Or your hands...

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Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com)

It's time to throw all their damned tea in the harbor again.

On 24 Oct, 08:05, wrote:
If you saw a penny in an (in use) public urinal would you grab it? Or
maybe a quarter? a dollar? a one hundred dollar bill? $1000? ? ? ? ?
How much money would it take to make you stick you hand in the urinal
and grab the money? Just curious........

-- If you saw a penny in an (in use) public urinal would you grab it?

Why are you looking into a urinal that is in use? Keep your eys on
your own stuff.

In article ,
(Doug Miller) wrote:

In article .com, Harry K
wrote:


Bit OT but I will sometimes not wash my hands after ****ing. Theory
being that my dick is a lot cleaner than anything in that latrine.

Or your hands...

Seems to me that that theory ought to imply that washing *before* is
more important than afterwards!

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In article , Not Again wrote:
In article ,
(Doug Miller) wrote:

In article .com, Harry K
wrote:


Bit OT but I will sometimes not wash my hands after ****ing. Theory
being that my dick is a lot cleaner than anything in that latrine.

Or your hands...

Seems to me that that theory ought to imply that washing *before* is
more important than afterwards!

I've heard that before, from a physician.

Reminds me of a cartoon I saw years ago. Two guys are at the urinals, one
wearing coveralls and the other in suit and tie. They finish up, and Suit&Tie
goes to the sink, while Coveralls heads for the door. Suit&Tie says, "At
Harvard, we learn to wash our hands after relieving ourselves." Coveralls
tells him, "At the City College of New York, we learn not to pee on our
fingers."

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Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com)

It's time to throw all their damned tea in the harbor again.

on 10/24/2007 12:39 PM Not Again said the following:
In article ,
(Doug Miller) wrote:


In article .com, Harry K
wrote:


Bit OT but I will sometimes not wash my hands after ****ing. Theory
being that my dick is a lot cleaner than anything in that latrine.

Or your hands...


Seems to me that that theory ought to imply that washing *before* is
more important than afterwards!

Before and after! I hate the bathrooms that have only the air driers.
Wash your hands and then have to touch the door knob. I'd rather use the
paper towels and then use the towel to grab the door knob.

--

Bill
In Hamptonburgh, NY
To email, remove the double zeroes after @

On Oct 24, 11:00 am, willshak wrote:
on 10/24/2007 8:05 AM said the following: If you saw a penny in an (in use) public urinal would you grab it? Or
maybe a quarter? a dollar? a one hundred dollar bill? $1000? ? ? ? ?
How much money would it take to make you stick you hand in the urinal
and grab the money? Just curious........

Urine is more sterile than the water in the urinal.

Since others before you (or even YOU) may have had UTIs (infections),
there's no assurance that it's sterile. In fact, it could contain all
sorts of nasties.

I hate urinals that have a little water in them. That water is cold!
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If you saw a penny in an (in use) public urinal would you grab it? Or
maybe a quarter? a dollar? a one hundred dollar bill? $1000? ? ? ? ?
How much money would it take to make you stick you hand in the urinal
and grab the money? Just curious........

On 24 Oct, 15:03, "newman" wrote:
I hate urinals that have a little water in them. That water is wrote in message

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If you saw a penny in an (in use) public urinal would you grab it? Or
maybe a quarter? a dollar? a one hundred dollar bill? $1000? ? ? ? ?
How much money would it take to make you stick you hand in the urinal
and grab the money? Just curious........

-- I hate urinals that have a little water in them. That water is
cold!

But never deep enough.

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 19:03:17 GMT, "newman"
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I hate urinals that have a little water in them. That water is cold!

In Las Vegas, ALL coins or chips belong to the casino. Fountain coins
go to charity, not sure about urinals

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Oren

"I wouldn't even be here if my support group hadn't beaten me up."

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 19:03:17 GMT, "newman"
wrote:

I hate urinals that have a little water in them. That water is cold!
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If you saw a penny in an (in use) public urinal would you grab it? Or
maybe a quarter? a dollar? a one hundred dollar bill? $1000? ? ? ? ?
How much money would it take to make you stick you hand in the urinal
and grab the money? Just curious........


I found a Reader's Digest in a urinal once.

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:17:32 -0400, willshak
wrote:

on 10/24/2007 12:39 PM Not Again said the following:
In article ,
(Doug Miller) wrote:


In article .com, Harry K
wrote:


Bit OT but I will sometimes not wash my hands after ****ing. Theory
being that my dick is a lot cleaner than anything in that latrine.

Or your hands...


Seems to me that that theory ought to imply that washing *before* is
more important than afterwards!

Before and after! I hate the bathrooms that have only the air driers.
Wash your hands and then have to touch the door knob. I'd rather use the
paper towels and then use the towel to grab the door knob.

I hate those air dryers no matter what. I have a busy schedule,
wasting time in a public restroom to wait for my hands to dry is
irritating at the least. Unless you stand there 3 minutes or more,
your hands are never dry (and that is after drying my hands on my
pants).. We have a local fast food restarant that I go to regularly.
They do not have paper towels at all. Just the hot air. I wash my
hands, come into the restaurant and grab a handful of napkins.

willshak wrote:
Seems to me that that theory ought to imply that washing *before* is
more important than afterwards!

Before and after! I hate the bathrooms that have only the air driers.
Wash your hands and then have to touch the door knob. I'd rather use
the paper towels and then use the towel to grab the door knob.

Wait until someone else opens the door.

Not Again wrote:

Seems to me that that theory ought to imply that washing *before* is
more important than afterwards!

--

Politician told me he knew where his pecker's been all day, but he couldn't
be sure about the hands he'd been shaking.

In article ,
dgk wrote:

Actually, the first part of the urine is likely to be a bit dirty as
it passes external skin and picks up the assortment of bacteria that
everyone has. When you give a sample for bacterial culture purposes,
you're supposed to use a "clean catch" technique where you miss the
first part and get the middle. If you're just going for a urinalysis
(chemical breakdown) then it doesn't matter.

The real problem would be related to what grows on the penny during
the time it is sitting in the urinal. Nice place for nasties from the
early part of the whiz, from things passing by on the air, etc.,etc to
grow. The last "deposit" is probably the least of your worries.

In article ,
"HeyBub" wrote:

Not Again wrote:

Seems to me that that theory ought to imply that washing *before* is
more important than afterwards!

--

Politician told me he knew where his pecker's been all day, but he couldn't
be sure about the hands he'd been shaking.

Must not have been Clinton

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In article ,
Sam E wrote:

I found a Reader's Digest in a urinal once.

Most cigarette buts I found there were too soggy to light

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