Trouble Finding Your Eyeglasses?
 

Attention Blind Persons

Are you completely blind, and constantly misplacing your eye glasses?
Well, those days are gone. Welcome to glassesfinder, and Thank you
for taking the time to read this important announcement!
We at GlassesFinder have developed an electronic locator to
help you find your eye glasses. Simply push the button on your
finder, and your eye glasses light up, thus making it easy to find
them anywhere. No more fumbling around in the dark. Never lose your
eye glasses again.....

ONLY $299.99 plus shipping and handling and taxes if required
in your state.

Each GlassesFinder comes complete with a detailed 56 page instruction
manual, and an 800 number if you need further help. Requires 4 AA
batteries not included.

OPTIONAL:
Security lock, prevents children and other unauthorized persons from
turing your glasses on. ONLY $99.99

COMING SOON:
DogFinder - Electronic Locator for your Seeing Eye Dog.
Makes the dog light up. Available in your choice of three different
colored lights. Also available "Pony Finder" for those people who are
now using miniature guide ponies instead of dogs.

www.glassesfinder.com

Trouble Finding Your Eyeglasses?
 

You're spamming for a website that isn't even up yet.

Obviously a pranks
 

wrote:
Attention Blind Persons

Are you completely blind, and constantly misplacing your eye glasses?
Well, those days are gone. Welcome to glassesfinder, and Thank you
for taking the time to read this important announcement!
We at GlassesFinder have developed an electronic locator to
help you find your eye glasses. Simply push the button on your
finder, and your eye glasses light up, thus making it easy to find
them anywhere. No more fumbling around in the dark. Never lose your
eye glasses again.....

ONLY $299.99 plus shipping and handling and taxes if required
in your state.

Each GlassesFinder comes complete with a detailed 56 page instruction
manual, and an 800 number if you need further help. Requires 4 AA
batteries not included.

OPTIONAL:
Security lock, prevents children and other unauthorized persons from
turing your glasses on. ONLY $99.99

COMING SOON:
DogFinder - Electronic Locator for your Seeing Eye Dog.
Makes the dog light up. Available in your choice of three different
colored lights. Also available "Pony Finder" for those people who are
now using miniature guide ponies instead of dogs.

www.glassesfinder.com


Glasses, dogs, and ponies that light up for a BLIND person?
Bwahahahhahaha...

Obviously a pranks
 

On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 10:14:54 -0800, tenplay wrote:

wrote:
Attention Blind Persons

Are you completely blind, and constantly misplacing your eye glasses?
Well, those days are gone. Welcome to glassesfinder, and Thank you
for taking the time to read this important announcement!
We at GlassesFinder have developed an electronic locator to
help you find your eye glasses. Simply push the button on your
finder, and your eye glasses light up, thus making it easy to find
them anywhere. No more fumbling around in the dark. Never lose your
eye glasses again.....

ONLY $299.99 plus shipping and handling and taxes if required
in your state.

Each GlassesFinder comes complete with a detailed 56 page instruction
manual, and an 800 number if you need further help. Requires 4 AA
batteries not included.

OPTIONAL:
Security lock, prevents children and other unauthorized persons from
turing your glasses on. ONLY $99.99

COMING SOON:
DogFinder - Electronic Locator for your Seeing Eye Dog.
Makes the dog light up. Available in your choice of three different
colored lights. Also available "Pony Finder" for those people who are
now using miniature guide ponies instead of dogs.

www.glassesfinder.com


Glasses, dogs, and ponies that light up for a BLIND person?
Bwahahahhahaha...

Use an incandescent bulb. With that, a burnt hand lets you know you
found your glasses, dog, or pony. If your hand still feels OK, keep
searching.

Trouble Finding Your Eyeglasses?
 

On 22 Jan 2006 06:38:49 -0800, wrote:

You're spamming for a website that isn't even up yet.

Ummmmmmm.....
You better read it again.....

Or, are YOU blind ?????

Yep, read it again. Seriously consider all the details as you read
it, and be sure to wear your eyeglasses when you read it. (If you can
find them) !!!

You might be surprised ~~~~~
LOL