Christmas Tree Flu

You've all heard of Bird Flu, but there is a new one. Christmas Tree
Flu. All Christmas Trees contain this flu, even artificial trees.
This flu causes people to become very ill, and run themselves into
large debt. Beware, this flu is extremely contagious. Chances of
death are only .002% within one week of exposure, but increases to 5%
as soon as the bill collectors start calling in May or June. Note -
Most deaths are caused by suicide.

Merry Christmas