BREAKING NEWS: Presidential library destroyed by flood
 

Crawford, Texas (AP) -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush.

The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were
kept. Both of his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had
almost finished coloring the second one.

The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.

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