Disrespectful zipperhead menu planters
My condo property clearly has signs that say NO SOLICITING.
A local Ching Chong Ding Dong Hong Kong place has been ignoring our rules for years now, and plastering the menus of their fillet-of-mutt offerings on our doors--each and every g.d. one. What to do? I could go around behind them and collect every one, and drive over to their place and throw them all at the door? Nah, too much work. Plus, the cutt throats would likely just pick them up and use em again. Verbally complain? Nah, I'm quite sure it's been done and met with "Me no English." Kick the ass of the next zipperhead menu boy who shows? Nah, I'd get sent up river for 50 years, you know, "hate" crime and all that. Call law enforcement? Joke. Stop buying their zipperhead food? How can I stop what I never started.... This flyer always has the following written on it: "FREE DELIVERY" followed by: "Driver tip not included." LMAO! |
Disrespectful zipperhead menu planters
1. "collect every one,
and drive over to their place and throw them all at the door." But tear 'em all up first, so they can't reuse them. 2. Call in some pick-up orders, but never show up. Let them bleed a bit. On May 10, 9:16 am, "appling" wrote: My condo property clearly has signs that say NO SOLICITING. A local Ching Chong Ding Dong Hong Kong place has been ignoring our rules for years now, and plastering the menus of their fillet-of-mutt offerings on our doors--each and every g.d. one. What to do? I could go around behind them and collect every one, and drive over to their place and throw them all at the door? Nah, too much work. Plus, the cutt throats would likely just pick them up and use em again. Verbally complain? Nah, I'm quite sure it's been done and met with "Me no English." Kick the ass of the next zipperhead menu boy who shows? Nah, I'd get sent up river for 50 years, you know, "hate" crime and all that. Call law enforcement? Joke. Stop buying their zipperhead food? How can I stop what I never started.... This flyer always has the following written on it: "FREE DELIVERY" followed by: "Driver tip not included." LMAO! |
Disrespectful zipperhead menu planters
Why *not* call law enforcement? People who poke around "No Soliciting"
areas, distributing ads, may be casing the place for a burglary. |
Disrespectful zipperhead menu planters
Let their "Mailslot" in the front door be your friend :)
Simply deposit your choice of payload Here is a list..... 1 Mice or rats....easy to get, easy to deliver 2 Crickets.....easy to buy 3 Various insects.....use your imagination 4 Rattlesnake.....hard to deliver thru the slot, but a very nasty payload! 5Dog**** all over the sidewalk in front of the place, adds to the ambiance. |
Disrespectful zipperhead menu planters
"Bob's Backfire Burrito" wrote in message ... Let their "Mailslot" in the front door be your friend :) Simply deposit your choice of payload Here is a list..... 1 Mice or rats....easy to get, easy to deliver 2 Crickets.....easy to buy 3 Various insects.....use your imagination 4 Rattlesnake.....hard to deliver thru the slot, but a very nasty payload! 5Dog**** all over the sidewalk in front of the place, adds to the ambiance. Hmm, all rather imaginative, but.....this would take effort, and could lead to some trouble I'd guess. This kind of thing could easily be twisted into "hatemonger" white male harrassing poor innocent Ching Chongs. Ya think? |
Disrespectful zipperhead menu planters
"mc" wrote in message ... Why *not* call law enforcement? People who poke around "No Soliciting" areas, distributing ads, may be casing the place for a burglary. Whether or not THEY are casing the place for burglarly, they are FACILITATING burglarly by putting visible indicators on the doors of people who are away on vacation. I don't know if anyone every tried to bring charges of being an accessory against one of these meatheads - I know I'd convict without a blink. |
Disrespectful zipperhead menu planters
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Disrespectful zipperhead menu planters
Fri, 11 May 2007 08:40:09 -0700 from Bob's Backfire Burrito BLAMPOW!
@pullmyfinger.org: Let their "Mailslot" in the front door be your friend :) Simply deposit your choice of payload Here is a list..... 1 Mice or rats....easy to get, easy to deliver 2 Crickets.....easy to buy 3 Various insects.....use your imagination 4 Rattlesnake.....hard to deliver thru the slot, but a very nasty payload! 5Dog**** all over the sidewalk in front of the place, adds to the ambiance. While it *may* be illegal to plaster menus, it *is* illegal to do those things. The law doesn't accept "I was annoyed" as a plea in mitigation. -- Stan Brown, Oak Road Systems, Tompkins County, New York, USA http://OakRoadSystems.com/ |
Disrespectful zipperhead menu planters
As I understand it, on Fri, 11 May 2007 14:49:27 -0400, "appling"
wrote: "Bob's Backfire Burrito" wrote in message t... Let their "Mailslot" in the front door be your friend :) Simply deposit your choice of payload Here is a list..... 1 Mice or rats....easy to get, easy to deliver 2 Crickets.....easy to buy 3 Various insects.....use your imagination 4 Rattlesnake.....hard to deliver thru the slot, but a very nasty payload! 5Dog**** all over the sidewalk in front of the place, adds to the ambiance. Hmm, all rather imaginative, but.....this would take effort, and could lead to some trouble I'd guess. This kind of thing could easily be twisted into "hatemonger" white male harrassing poor innocent Ching Chongs. Ya think? Given how proudly you display your racism, yes, it could certainly be viewed as a hate crime. -- Kent No todos los que ven tus obras ven tus virtudes. |
Disrespectful zipperhead menu planters
"Kent Wills" wrote in message ... As I understand it, on Fri, 11 May 2007 14:49:27 -0400, "appling" wrote: "Bob's Backfire Burrito" wrote in message et... Let their "Mailslot" in the front door be your friend :) Simply deposit your choice of payload Here is a list..... 1 Mice or rats....easy to get, easy to deliver 2 Crickets.....easy to buy 3 Various insects.....use your imagination 4 Rattlesnake.....hard to deliver thru the slot, but a very nasty payload! 5Dog**** all over the sidewalk in front of the place, adds to the ambiance. Hmm, all rather imaginative, but.....this would take effort, and could lead to some trouble I'd guess. This kind of thing could easily be twisted into "hatemonger" white male harrassing poor innocent Ching Chongs. Ya think? Given how proudly you display your racism, yes, it could certainly be viewed as a hate crime. So sue me. |
Disrespectful zipperhead menu planters
"Doug Miller" wrote in message .net... In article , says... My condo property clearly has signs that say NO SOLICITING. A local Ching Chong Ding Dong Hong Kong place has been ignoring our rules for years now, and plastering the menus of their fillet-of-mutt offerings on our doors--each and every g.d. one. What to do? I could go around behind them and collect every one, and drive over to their place and throw them all at the door? You surely have a property owners association, right? The association surely has a lawyer, right? Yep and yep. As a matter of fact the assoc. lawyer is a zip-head himself! So have the lawyer, or the association president, phone them and ask them to stop. If that doesn't produce results, have the lawyer write them a cease-and- desist letter on association letterhead. The next time they paper your doors, have the association hire someone to go around the property picking up the flyers. Taking pictures would help, too. Then have the lawyer send them a bill, again on association letterhead, for the cost of the cleanup, reminding them of the previous cease-and-desist letter. If they do not pay, the association should file an action in small claims court. Repeat as needed until they get the message. In a perfect world, this would be great. But the real world, not. It's hard enough getting these people to do some of the essentials of the property. |
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