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How to repair a stealth bomber???
I've bought a cheap stealth bomber on ebay
but it doesn't work. How can I repair it??? |
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How to repair a stealth bomber???
Harald Gentexeater wrote:
I've bought a cheap stealth bomber on ebay but it doesn't work. How can I repair it??? Drape it across your head, and the cure will follow automatically . |
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TROLL ALERT: How to repair a stealth bomber???
In article , Harald Gentexeater wrote: I've bought a cheap stealth bomber on ebay but it doesn't work. How can I repair it??? Please consider NOT RESPONDING to this attempted thread. If you must, then remove his tracking newsgroup and trophy case, fj.kanji, from the NEWSGROUPS line (or whatever it takes with _your_ newsreader to prevent crossposting). Every month or so, using a fictitious name, this troll floods many newsgroups (all cross-posted to one or more low-traffic but unrelated "scorecard" newsgroups) with superficially relevant comments. The purpose is to disrupt with off-topic crosspostings. Browse the fj.kanji newsgroup, his current score card, for the "big picture" on the person you are replying to. Here are some samples from previous spews: this group is for megalomaniac trolls and spambots only who like to terrorize the usenet. Only fans of George W.Bush are allowed to post here, because we are fans of his greatness, Lord Bush. Atheists, heretics and witches are not allowed to post here and will be burned at the stake! He is known as the "anagram troll" because his fictitious names are often discovered to be anagrams - often resolving to the names of (in)famous people: Alberto Panno-Peano ----- Napoleon Bonaparte Blaine Adamson, Adam Ben Nalois ----- Osama Bin-Laden Brian Raab ----- Barbarian Bruce K. Gros ----- Buck Rogers Bruno Beam ----- Unabomber Carl Dau ----- Dracula Charles Immey ----- Michael Myers Dan Simper ----- Spiderman Don A. Gomez, Ed Zagmoon, Zoe Mandog ----- Mao Zedong Eliot Coweye ----- Wilee Coyote Eric Coldo ----- Crocodile Evan-Josh Roose ----- Jason Voorhees Faith Dorell, Leah Lidtorf, Ralf Dieholt ----- Adolf Hitler Gene Stonerly ----- Soylent Green Gerard Mindstep ----- Midgard Serpent Gerry Lintonice ----- Nitroglycerine G.K. Konnig ----- King Kong Hans-Marc Olsen ----- Charles Manson Harald Gentexeater ----- Alexander The Great Harlan Osier ----- Ariel Sharon Jon Bedsam ----- James Bond Karl-Hugo Weesberg ----- George Walker Bush Karl Reitlos ----- Kaiser Troll Keith J. Crapper ----- Jack The Ripper Lester T. Linpord ----- President Troll Lucas J. Rieasu ----- Julius Caesar Oliver Wen ----- Wolverine Pablo Rena ----- Anal Probe Patrick Kain ----- Captain Kirk Paul Eisner ----- Super Alien Rick Stoll ----- Sick Troll Robin-Louis Clevis ----- Silvio Berlusconi Ron Main ----- Iron Man Sam Prune ----- Superman Shane D. Maudiss ----- Sadam Hussein Stan J. Lefosi ----- Josef Stalin Stevie Mormon ----- Monster Movie Tom-Alex Soorhull ----- Homosexual Troll Ted Harvard ----- Darth Vader Tristan Beeline ----- Albert Einstein Victor Smootbank ----- Otto Von Bismarck Winnie Oakbob ----- Obi-wan Kenobi Lance H. Albertin, Archie Tannbell, Caine Barthnell, Lachlan Bentier, Lecter Cain Netherball, Cael Annblither, Cable Hartlinen, Cale Labthinner, Elchanan Riblet, Brant Halecline, Arnie N. Techball, Nathaniel Clerb, Allan Niceberth, Brice-Allen Hant, Charan-Neil Belt, Thian Cellarben, Albrecht Inlane ----- Hannibal Lecter I'm the evil anagram troll and I like to create persons with names which are anagrams of something stupid. This would be a good idea for a screenplay, because people can try to find out the anagrams ... ----- Yes, without trolls, the usenet would implode, causing a black hole that would suck in the whole universe !!! That means, trolls are NECESSARY ! Trolls are the saviours of usenet ! GOD himself gave trolls the mission to troll to save the universe ! trollito ergo sum - I troll, so I am ! Like all trolls, he means to annoy and disrupt. The tracking newsgroup is the way he "keeps score" of how much damage he has caused. Don't put yourself on display in his trophy case. Google groups (the service the troll uses to post) has already expressed that will not take action based on complaints about this type of behavior. .:\:/:. +-------------------+ .:\:\:/:/:. | PLEASE DO NOT | :.:\:\:/:/:.: | FEED THE TROLL | :=.' - - '.=: | | '=(\ 9 9 /)=' | Thank you, | ( (_) ) | Management | /`-vvv-'\ +-------------------+ / \ | | @@@ / /|,,,,,|\ \ | | @@@ /_// /^\ \\_\ @x@@x@ | | |/ WW( ( ) )WW \||||/ | | \| __\,,\ /,,/__ \||/ | | | jgs (______Y______) /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//\/\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ |
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How to repair a stealth bomber???
"Harald Gentexeater" wrote in message ... I've bought a cheap stealth bomber on ebay but it doesn't work. How can I repair it??? Well, you're lucky. I bought one and can't even find it. |
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How to repair a stealth bomber???
Harald Gentexeater wrote:
I've bought a cheap stealth bomber on ebay but it doesn't work. How can I repair it??? What's the problem? missing the bombs? "Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. http://webpages.charter.net/jamie_5" |
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