On Sat, 09 Jul 2005 02:48:22 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

Two signs I have are "Sacrificial Maidens Wanted. Apply Within." and
"Loose Women Tightened Here". Oh, woodworking signs. I have "Measure
Once, Cut Twice".

I favor "I've cut it off twice and it's *still* too short!"

--
"We need to make a sacrifice to the gods, find me a young virgin... oh, and bring something to kill"

Tim Douglass

http://www.DouglassClan.com